# Sperm donation? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 10, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182 "2007-07-10T19:42:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/1 "2007-07-10T19:42:02Z")
So the wifey’s watching a Dateline special on sperm donation. She heard how much money you can make and wants me to do it. After a few witty quips to the effect of “Come harvest me baby”, I responded with hell no. What do you think? ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/2 "2007-07-10T19:43:29Z")
How much they give? to think ive been doin it for free for so long, id be a millionaire by now! ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/3 "2007-07-10T19:43:41Z")
edit - fucking LOL at your sig ^^ hahaha how much do they actually pay? ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/4 "2007-07-10T19:44:05Z")
i’d wack it for $$$… how much can you make? ---
**Author:** ![K.A.T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@K.A.T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K.A.T)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/5 "2007-07-10T19:44:06Z")
how much is THE POISON going 4 now a days? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/6 "2007-07-10T19:44:29Z")
LOL They said something about some donators making $7-8k per year, then at another point said something about some donators busting 2-3 times per week, then they said something about $200 bucks a shot, so to speak. :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/7 "2007-07-10T19:44:54Z")
holy shit. see ya im going to the sperm bank ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/8 "2007-07-10T19:46:19Z")
have any of you taken any drugs, had sex, or masturbated in the last 24hrs? well i guess im out… because i had sex last night. …WITH A GIRRRLL! ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/9 "2007-07-10T19:46:42Z")
wow, where is a sperm bank around here? ---
**Author:** ![bladez](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bladez/32/7237_2.png) [@bladez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bladez)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/10 "2007-07-10T19:47:00Z")
^hahahahha classic movie ---
**Author:** ![AngryHero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/angryhero/32/7495_2.png) [@AngryHero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AngryHero)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/11 "2007-07-10T19:47:51Z")
[quote=“psphinx81,post:9,topic:32182"”] wow, where is a sperm bank around here? [/quote] …Hopefully close… ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/12 "2007-07-10T19:48:49Z")
[quote=“98SS10,post:2,topic:32182"”] How much they give? to think ive been doin it for free for so long, id be a millionaire by now! [/quote] This + You Sig = Me falling of my chair laughing. And killing kittens for money, where do I sign up? ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/13 "2007-07-10T19:48:56Z")
WOW DID YOU KILL A CHEETAH?! ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/14 "2007-07-10T19:49:36Z")
Yeah i would do it but I dont know how I would feel. Either great because I am getting paid for something I do voluntarily or bad because there is the potential for a ton of kids out there that would be “mine” that I havent met. ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/15 "2007-07-10T19:50:28Z")
[http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/sperm/sperm7.html](http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/sperm/sperm7.html) > Yes, you will probably get paid. How much? Well, it depends. One center advertises rates of $1 to $45, depending on the quality of sample. Another center promises up to $200 a week for weekly donations for 6 months. The thing is, it’s relatively easy to get sperm (much easier than to get eggs, at least) so don’t plan on retiring from your sperm donation proceeds. But don’t be despondent. High quality sperm from a good candidate will get a very good price (several thousand dollars a year). But to find banks that pay that much (and that won’t sell your baby’s organs in Nicaragua), we again advise you to ask your doctor for a recommendation. It’s not easy to get the top money, but it’s definitely worth a shot. > > And that, dear friend, is how to become an accepted sperm donor. The entire process can take anywhere from 6 weeks to 6 months, and you often will have to leave many many many samples before they accept you. And remember, less than 5% of all applicants are approved (from the good banks, at least), so don’t be discouraged. Good luck, and remember to keep on doing what comes naturally. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/16 "2007-07-10T19:51:58Z")
to 2turboZ’s post ^^ that’s how I would feel. I would have a hard time detaching myself from that feeling of being an unknown father. But i’d be helping alot of ugly broads. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/17 "2007-07-10T20:26:10Z")
If a chick wants my DNA she’s got to earn it! That, and the idea that I have unknown numbers of biological children in the world that I don’t know would drive me crazy. I think I’d have sort of a fatherly attachment. I’d want to congratulate them when they bring home straight A’s or slap them for wasting all their time on the inter… Shit. ---
**Author:** ![speedped79](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/speedped79/32/7491_2.png) [@speedped79](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedped79)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/18 "2007-07-10T20:32:33Z")
how old do u have to be? ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/19 "2007-07-10T20:35:26Z")
I was looking into this. I found out some stuff but I am not sure if it applies everywhere. First, when you do it, you need to commit to doing it a certain amount of times each month. You need to make sure that you do not drink or have sex during this time too from what I remember. ---
**Author:** ![dubbin91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@dubbin91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubbin91)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182/20 "2007-07-10T20:35:41Z")
I just want to know how you claim the extra income on your taxes…7-8k for masterbating… imagine being that audit guy… “so sir, you made 8k on a second job… what was it?” “well i jerked off for a living” [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-donation/32182.md?page=2)