# Spray-on condoms

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 30, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937 "2006-11-30T17:41:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SubaruDan](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/subarudan/32/7195_2.png) [@SubaruDan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SubaruDan)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/1 "2006-11-30T17:41:38Z")

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[http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061130/od\_uk\_nm/oukoe\_uk\_germany\_condom](http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061130/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_condom)

what will they think of next

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**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/2 "2006-11-30T17:47:24Z")

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“its a bit like a car wash”

lol

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**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/3 "2006-11-30T17:49:14Z")

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sweet

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**Author:** ![brent\_strong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brent_strong/32/7203_2.png) [@brent\_strong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brent_strong)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/4 "2006-11-30T17:54:43Z")

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In before someone tries to/succeeds to fuck the can.

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**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/5 "2006-11-30T17:55:50Z")

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Ok then where does the nut go when you shoot a load??? Does it make a little pocket at the end so your nut will go there? I say BS.

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/6 "2006-11-30T18:39:27Z")

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> [@JDMSIR](#):
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> Ok then where does the nut go when you shoot a load??? .

Goes in the girl cause you missed a spot.

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**Author:** ![SubaruDan](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/subarudan/32/7195_2.png) [@SubaruDan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SubaruDan)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/7 "2006-11-30T18:43:02Z")

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maybe it will expand at the end like blowing a bubble in chewing gum

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/8 "2006-11-30T18:48:16Z")

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i would never put that on my dick

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**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/9 "2006-11-30T18:52:36Z")

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dumbest idea ever, probably takes longer to apply than a condom anyway. edit: 5 mins?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? holy mood-killer batman.

Considering the vulcanisation of latex normally takes 2-3 days at room temp or 4+ hours at 120F, or, as a french paper co-published with Harvard (google rocks lol) in 2005 said, you can use radiation… hmm, I THINK I WILL PASS. Lets stick our winkie in the microwave?!

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**Author:** ![catalyst](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/catalyst/32/7279_2.png) [@catalyst](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/catalyst)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/10 "2006-11-30T18:56:36Z")

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> [@dmoffitt](#):
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> dumbest idea ever, probably takes longer to apply than a condom anyway. edit: 5 mins?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? holy mood-killer batman.
> 
> Considering the vulcanisation of latex normally takes 2-3 days at room temp or 4+ hours at 120F, or, as a french paper co-published with Harvard (google rocks lol) in 2005 said, you can use radiation… hmm, I THINK I WILL PASS. Lets stick our winkie in the microwave?!

Article said 5 seconds. Stills seems like a mood killer though.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/11 "2006-11-30T19:12:57Z")

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how do you get it off?

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/12 "2006-11-30T19:20:03Z")

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> [@94wvwglxvr6](#):
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> how do you get it off?

Wrap your hand around it and keep tuggin.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/13 "2006-11-30T19:21:53Z")

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> [@Minglor](#):
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> Wrap your hand around it and keep tuggin.

i dont even know what to say to that…

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**Author:** ![Mr.Twinkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Mr.Twinkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.Twinkie)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/14 "2006-11-30T20:13:14Z")

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LOL WOW damn

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/15 "2006-11-30T20:24:26Z")

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that’s hot. lol.

you don’t take it off, you just wear it all the time.

you never know what an opportunity awaits.

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**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/16 "2006-11-30T20:45:13Z")

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i like being able to impress girls when i pull a magnum out

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/17 "2006-11-30T20:49:03Z")

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> [@Coldaccord](#):
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> i like being able to impress girls when i pull a magnum out

what do they say when you pull out the rubber band to keep it on?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Twinkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Mr.Twinkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.Twinkie)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/18 "2006-11-30T21:07:46Z")

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:funny:

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**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/19 "2006-11-30T21:33:16Z")

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> [@evolve](#):
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> what do they say when you pull out the rubber band to keep it on?

:jawdrop: PWND

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**Author:** ![Chriskozzi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chriskozzi/32/7331_2.png) [@Chriskozzi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Chriskozzi)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spray-on-condoms/20937/20 "2006-11-30T22:29:53Z")

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> [@evolve](#):
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> what do they say when you pull out the rubber band to keep it on?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:hitit:🤣🤣🤣

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