# SRS BZNS' words of wisdom

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2009, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/srs-bzns-words-of-wisdom/248432/2 "2009-11-17T12:09:16Z")

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> [@SRS BZNS"](#):
>
> Sex means more than intercourse; exploring all the different variations enhances your sex life and keeps it from getting stale. Masturbating your partner can be very exciting for both of you. So, read on and learn how to let your fingers do the walking.
> 
> Mutual masturbation can be a thrilling experience, but first, we need to study the basics of manual technique. Most men feel women aren’t skilled at handling penises. Their grips are too limp, lacking conviction and exuberance. They seem afraid to apply pressure, yet often pull or tug at inappropriate moments, disrupting the rhythm. They also have a tendency to scratch. Clearly, we all need to be more knowledgeable about the proper methods of mutual masturbation. Either you or your partner can perform the following exercises. But it is written with an experienced woman in mind.
> 
> The first concern is always a matter of size. Is it large or small? Somewhere in between? No issue has ever received greater attention than the size of a man’s penis. Man’s obsession with cock size is probably a mental vestige of his primitive primate past, but as far as human sexuality is concerned, it’s a waste of time. A large penis doesn’t have any effect on a woman’s physical enjoyment unless she has a deep-seated psychological attachment to well-endowed men.
> 
> How about its shape? Is it curved like a boomerang or is it straight like an arrow? Does your fist fit around the spongy mass of the shaft? Does your hand completely engulf it? This is good because you can squeeze it all at once. But don’t be an organ grinder. Be gentle, yet firm. If the penis has an unusual girth, your hand may not completely encircle it. In such cases, try both hands to insure you don’t miss any of the tender areas while stroking.
> 
> Explore every square inch of his genital surface area. A man loves to have his penis worshipped, played with, tickled, fondled, massaged. Let him know that you are not afraid, ashamed or disgusted. Don’t start stroking or jerking quite yet. Just feel the fullness of it all. Let your fingers run from the balls to the top of the cock head, swirl around there, then slide back down the other half and end back down at the balls. The movements should be swift and smooth, without bumping or stalling.
> 
> Now you’re ready for some stepped-up action, but you don’t want to suddenly lapse into a series of beatings, whackings, jackings and jerkings. Tease the more sensitive areas of the penis. These include: the glans and corona, and the tender part of the bottom side of his penis.
> 
> Bring your palm up to the top of the glans and park it there flat out, fingers held together and stiff, thumb pointed straight out. Spin it around as if you were trying desperately to remove the tight lid of a jar. Your man will be groaning in delicious agony. The glans is super sensitive and this motion will bring him exquisite pleasure. He might grimace and cry out, and probably try to push your hand away, but he’s loving every second of it. Now’s your chance to be the one who plows ahead even though he’s pleading with you to stop!
> 
> After you’ve done this for a while, slip your hand down his testicles and ever-so-gently grab them in your fingers, softly tugging them down away from his shaft. If they are big and bulky, like Grade AA eggs, bounce them up and down a couple of times in your hand. Tell him how heavy they feel, how sexy they are.
> 
> Whatever you do, don’t squeeze them! This could put a real damper on your lovemaking for the rest of the day. You might notice that one of his nuts hangs lower than the other. This is perfectly normal. Once you feel comfortable with the way his balls feel in your hand, gently roll them up the underside of his shaft. Depending on their size and the amount of room in the scrotum, they will most likely reach to half way of his penis. He will like the way this feels.
> 
> Now, let go of his testicles and bring your fingers together in a makeshift goosehead formation. Very lightly, begin to stroke his erection with your fingers, running them all over his sensitive shaft and balls. You may wish to slip the pocket of your goosehead handhold over the tip of his penis, letting it rest there for a few seconds.
> 
> About this time, the penis will probably start to emit its natural lubricant. Pre-seminal fluid is nature’s way of moistening the canal of the urethra so that the spermatozoa can swim more easily out of it; it also lubricates the head of the penis. An uncircumcised penis gathers up this lubricant within the foreskin and keeps the head very moist and slick. Use the juice to lubricate the shaft. Sometimes, its musky smell can be an aromatic aphrodisiac for you both. If there is little or no pre-cum, don’t be concerned. It is not a requirement, and it doesn’t always appear at exactly the same time.
> 
> In any case a good lubricant will work just as well. Add a drop of moisturizing lotion to the shaft and gently rub it in. Alexandra Penney, in her book, “How to Make Love to a Man”, is very keen on massaging the lotion between one’s hands before putting it on the penis because sometimes the cream is cold and the palm-rubbing warms it up.
> 
> If your partner doesn’t seem to have a very firm erection, try using a cinnamon-based ointment which you can find at your local sex novelty store or acquire through a mail catalog. The slight burning sensation often causes the penis to become rock-hard. Adding a little dab to the testicles also helps. If you really want to do a number on him, slip a dollop of Ben-Gay on his balls and watch him go through the roof.
> 
> Techniques  
> One of the secrets of great manual sex is varying your hand motions. Here are a few indispensable techniques:
> 
> SWITCH HITTER  
> Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you develop to offer him the most arousal. He will notice the difference. Don’t get into a routine where the strokes are dull, and noncommittal. Give it to him good. Get him to the point where he’s singing out, “I second that hand motion!”
> 
> DOUBLE WHAMMY  
> How about going double or nothing! Bring both well-lubricated hands down on his shaft. Some cocks are so big they require both hands. If your partner’s doesn’t, then use the other hand to caress and lightly flutter his balls, or tighten around the base of his shaft. If both hands fit along the length of the shaft, move then together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion. Pretend you’re holding a baseball bat and are about to score a grand slam. You can also vary the directions of your hands, one up, one down at the same time. There’s no doubt that two hands are better than one.
> 
> THE ANVIL STROKE  
> Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all the way to the bottom. When it hits the bottom, release it. Meanwhile you’re bringing your corresponding hand down to the top of the shaft, creating an alternating beating motion, hence the name “anvil stroke.” Think of those blacksmith duos who keep up a double beat pounding motion as they beat that rod of iron on a piping-hot anvil.
> 
> THE SHUTTLE COCK  
> Not many people have heard of the “shuttle cock,” but it’s one of the best. Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching the sides of the shaft. In order to visualize the position, think of yourself holding a clarinet. Now flick the penis back and forth between your two hands by holding on to the loose skin of the shaft. Shuttling it back and forth in this manner may not seem incredibly thrilling to him at first, but pretty soon, as it builds up momentum, it will drive him out of his mind. Orgasms encountered via this method are sometimes messy, but always memorable.
> 
> THE BOOKENDS  
> Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a pair of bookends. Now push hard against his penis. Then lift your hands up and down. Continue in this manner for a while. The constant tugging of the skin around the balls and the mons pubis will do the trick.
> 
> THE FLAME  
> Place your hands down on either side, your fingers pointing away from the cock. Pretend you’re a campfire girl and start spinning his pecker like a stick of wood. This way you’ll keep the home fires burning for a long time to come.
> 
> THE BASE CLUTCH  
> Tighten your thumb and forefinger around the base of the shaft, pressing down on the balls. This will cut off the blood (acting as an impromptu cock ring) and help you steady the shaft in your hand. If the skin on it is slick and immutable, you can stroke the penis with more friction, thereby enhancing the excruciating experience.
> 
> THE LOVE TUG  
> As you are stroking him, lightly pull on the wispy strands of pubic hair sprouting from his testicles. Don’t pull so hard that you remove them, but tease them gently, lovingly. This will make him holler with delight and awe at your inventiveness.
> 
> THE TWO-TIMER  
> Tickle his balls with one hand while the other jerks him up and down.
> 
> THE THIGH-SWATTER  
> Use the hand that is currently unemployed to firmly but lovingly pat his inner thighs.
> 
> BEST FIST FORWARD  
> Place your fist against his perineum as you’re stroking him. He’ll probably start opening his legs a little wider, giving you more space to press against. Guaranteed to drive him wild.
> 
> THE MILKER  
> Opposite of the Anvil - Hands alternate ‘milking’ up the penis, starting at the base and working all the way up past the tip.
> 
> THE PERPETUAL PENETRATION  
> Like the Anvil, but rather than just grabbing the penis at the top, let his penis ‘penetrate’ into your fist on each stroke. Before the head of his penis pops out of your hand, bring the other hand up for the next penetration. This way it seems to him like he is penetrating deeper and deeper into an infinite vagina. Make sure you keep the penetration continuous for best results. Try faster or slower to taste.
> 
> THE PALM SWIRL  
> Use your open palm to swirl around the head, the way your tongue would lick an ice cream cone. This sensitizes the head, and will make it get larger and turn (even more) red. Try reversing direction for a surprise.
> 
> TINY CIRCLES  
> As in “The Palm Swirl”, use your open palm on his glans, but stop at each “hour of the clock”, and make circular motions with your open palm. This will make this part of the head EXTREMELY sensitive, so move to the next hour after a few circles.
> 
> THE RING  
> Make a ring with your thumb and forefinger, and pump up and down with this ring. When you get to the top, close the ring, then make him squeeze his way in as you slide back down to the bottom.
> 
> THE DOOR KNOB  
> Turn the head of his penis like a you’re trying to open a door knob coated with grease. It won’t turn, but he may flip. Now try turning the other way. Repeat.
> 
> THE SHAFT  
> Stroke only his shaft, ignoring the head. You will notice it swelling and turning red. When it’s bright red and rock hard, use the Door Knob, the Palm Swirl, or the Perpetual Penetration.
> 
> THE SPOT PINCH  
> Lightly and slowly run a finger up the under side of his cock. Ask him to tell you where the most sensitive spot is. Pinch it, squeeze it, nibble it, tease it. This is a good spot to pinch to turn a soft cock rock solid.
> 
> As always, it is the psychological impact of what you are doing that makes the sex so satisfying. Let your mind escape into the uncharted wilderness of fantasy. As a sexual pioneer, it is your manifest destiny to explore the outer limits of your sensuality.
> 
> Ohh wait this was about **LAWN** jobs

> [@Sweet Car on eBay!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweet-car-on-ebay/14779/2):
>
> so im drivin along… and this white SS pulls up next to me, im goin like 80 and he takes off, it musta been SSSMOKIN, so he blows it sideways and shes really fucking rippin i tell ya… i hit the GP like 3/4 throttle and just pass that mo fo in like 3 seconds… slow down and he gives me the finger so i was like thats right BITCH and got off the ramp… smokin was this you??? I wouldnt know so i continued driving with my partner.
> 
> We had planned on going out to the mall later, and when we went to leave, I was a bit shocked on what she was wearing. She wore a sexy, thin sundress and I could tell she had no bra on, and she wore sexy high-heel wedges. Just for fun, she lifted up her dress and showed me her naked pussy! She wasn’t wearing anything under the dress at all!
> 
> As we started driving, she hiked up her dress, reclined her seat and played with her pussy. “Drive around a little bit,” she said. “I’m not ready to shop yet.”
> 
> She started rubbing on her clit with her right hand and fingered her cunt with her left hand. As she worked her fingers in and out of her trimmed snatch, I could see they were wet with her pussy juice. I reached over as I drove and pulled down the top of her dress, exposing her left breast. I pinched on her nipple which made her growl with lust.
> 
> After about 10 minutes, she came really hard working on her clit. My cock was absolutely rock hard by then.
> 
> “Was that as good as it looked” I asked her when she calmed down a bit.
> 
> “Yeah,” she replied, “but I want more!”
> 
> At a stoplight I unzipped my shorts and pulled out my cock. She reached over and started stroking me. Then she leaned over into my lap and took my cock into her mouth, and started working it really good. She stopped a few minutes later and said, “you’re not finishing yet!”
> 
> I groaned in frustration as my aching cock bobbed in the air, searching in futility for her hot mouth.
> 
> “I think the truck needs washing,” she said, out of the blue. “Go to the car wash place and give it a good hosing.” There was a local car wash, one of those wash-it-yourself places with the individual bays you pull into and wash your vehicle with a high-pressure hose.
> 
> “Excuse me” I asked. “Where did that come from”
> 
> “I dunno, I just think it’s looking dirty.”
> 
> “Well,” I replied, thinking there weren’t many less sexy things to do at this point than wash the truck, “OK, if that’s what you want to do!” I felt a little let down that that’s what she came up with.
> 
> I pulled into the car wash place and found the last empty bay. I pulled out a few bills and climbed out of the Expedition to get quarters from the change machine around the front. When I got back, Debi wasn’t in the passenger seat anymore. As I got closer, I could see she had moved to the rear bench seat. She was all the way over on the driver’s side, and had her dress pulled up and her legs spread and was working on her pussy again.
> 
> I opened the passenger side door and watched for a few moments. “Fuck, looks good enough to eat! Mind if I join you in there” I asked.
> 
> “Yep, I do mind, you have to wash the truck!”
> 
> At this point, I was getting a little frustrated with getting cock-blocked by her! But, I did as I was told and popped in some quarters and started washing the truck. Probably 5 minutes passed and I had soaped and rinsed. Debi was still playing with her pussy and it had been very difficult to do the task at hand. I would stop every so often to peek in a watch her. She had her dress top pulled down and was rubbing her tits while fingering herself.
> 
> By the time I was doing a last rinse, a guy had pulled up to our bay waiting for me to finish so he could have his turn in the wash. He was a good-looking middle-aged guy and was driving a beautiful classic Camaro. I could see Debi inside the truck checking the guy out.
> 
> When I was over on the driver’s side of the truck, she knocked on the window to get my attention. I stopped the pressure hose and she lowered the rear window.
> 
> “Were you really serious those times you told me you wanted to show me off, to have a stranger watch me Or were you just saying that because I usually had your hard cock in my mouth”
> 
> I laughed, then stopped short when I realized what she was saying. She totally caught me off guard!
> 
> “Well,” I stammered, “yeah, I was serious. I never thought you’d want to do it!”
> 
> “So, it’s just a fantasy for you Or do you really want to do it”
> 
> After a few moments of thinking, I realized my cock was growing hard in my shorts just thinking about it. “Fuck, yeah, I want to do it!”
> 
> “OK then,” she replied. “Go get that guy’s attention and bring him over to the rear passenger side door and let him have a look.” Then she rolled her window back up.
> 
> I’d never approached a total stranger to ask him to watch my wife before, so didn’t quite know what to say! I just decided to wing it.
> 
> “Hey, that’s a beautiful car,” I called to him.
> 
> “Thanks,” he said. “It’s all original. I was really lucky to stumble onto this. It rides like a dream.”
> 
> I walked over to his car and looked inside. He opened the driver’s door to show off his beauty. (I’d return the favor in a minute!) It was immaculate inside, and I made a comment about the beautiful interior. He replied that that’s what he was especially proud of.
> 
> I answered, “I’m pretty pleased with my interior, too. Wanna have a look”
> 
> “Sure,” he said.
> 
> He closed his door and we walked over to the passenger side and I opened the rear passenger door. My hand was shaking I was so excited. There was my gorgeous wife, leaning back all the way over against the opposite door, her legs spread wide, and her naked dripping pussy exposed for another man. She had her C-cup breasts pulled out of her sundress and was pinching her nipple while she slowly rubbed her clit.
> 
> The guy’s jaw dropped open. “What the… fuck!” he finally said. “Shit, I’m a happily married man! I couldn’t touch her… as much as I want to, believe me!”
> 
> “No touching,” Debi told him, “but there’s no harm in a little looking, is there”
> 
> The guy looked around quickly, I didn’t know what he expected to see; maybe a hidden camera My wife motioned for him to climb up into the rear seat, which he did. “Fuck,” he said a couple of times as he ate her up with his eyes. I climbed into the front passenger seat and turned toward them to watch. I wasn’t going to miss a second of this!
> 
> “I’m so fucking wet with you watching me,” Debi whispered hoarsely. “You like my pussy”
> 
> “Fuck, yeah!” he stammered.
> 
> “My name’s Debi. What’s yours”
> 
> “Marty,” the guy answered. “Fuck.”
> 
> “You like my tits, Marty”
> 
> “You have beautiful tits, Debi.” I could see the effect it had on her when he said her name, a complete stranger talking dirty to her like that. Her eyes were absolutely glazed over with lust. Her right leg had been flexed and pulled close to her up on the rear bench seat, but then she stretched it out and laid her bare foot (she had taken her shoes off) in his lap.
> 
> “You can touch my leg if you want to, Marty,” she told him. He reached down and gently caressed her ankle and worked his way up her shin and calf. She rubbed the sole of her foot against cock, which was quite obviously growing hard and very big in his shorts. She was staring at his cock and was pleased with the effect she was having on him.
> 
> “I can feel your hard cock, Marty.”
> 
> “I can smell your beautiful cunt, Debi,” he replied. She gasped loudly and bit her lower lip. He was doing a great job getting her going.
> 
> “I want to see your big cock, Marty.”
> 
> Instead of opening his fly which is what I expected, he reached inside his shorts through the loose leg opening and pulled his cock out that way. He pushed the material of his shorts back to fully expose his thick cock. I’m no cock expert but I guessed it was at least 8 inched. Whatever it was, it was bigger and thicker than mine!
> 
> “Fuck!” Debi exclaimed. “Jesus, that’s nice, Marty.”
> 
> “I’ve never had any complaints, Debi.” He began rubbing his cock with his right hand and continued to caress her leg with his left. The head of his cock was dripping precome. He rubbed his finger in it and then smeared it around and down his shaft.
> 
> “Marty, I’m gonna come really hard. Rub your cock for me. Stroke that fucking cock for me, Marty!”
> 
> As he started pumping faster, I watched Debi exploded in a huge orgasm. She flexed her body forward and loudly shrieked, “oh, fuck!” about 5 times. She came harder than I’d ever seen her come before. After about 30 seconds she leaned back against the door looking exhausted and incredibly satisfied.
> 
> “That was fucking beautiful to watch,” Marty said. “Debi…” he paused. “Debi, can I feel your tits”
> 
> She was shocked by his question, and she turned to me as if asking what she should do. I gestured my head over towards Marty, letting her know it was OK with me. She slid over towards him, about halfway across the seat, within arm’s reach of him. Marty reached out with his left hand and started caressing her breasts. Debi looked down and enjoyed watching him touch her. She obviously was enjoying the feeling as well, her nipples were popping out and she started rubbing her clit again.
> 
> I needed to be a part of this too so I moved myself in between the two front bucket seats. I was incredibly hard. I had been rubbing my cock through my shorts while watching, but with that I opened my fly and started stroking madly.
> 
> Marty was now directly rubbing roughly on her nipples, moving from left to right and back again. She instinctively leaned forward so he could better manipulate her. He then began firmly pinching and twisting just the very tips of her hard nipples. Somehow, he must have known that that totally drives Debi crazy when I do it. In fact, she can come with doing just that and no other stimulation.
> 
> “Oh, fuck!” she said. “Oh, fuck, Marty, that’s good.”
> 
> “Debi,” Marty said after a minute, “I’m going to fucking come.”
> 
> “I wanna see it, Marty, I’m gonna come too,” she answered.
> 
> I don’t know why but i took Marty’s cock in my hand, I jerked hard on his shaft and it started spurting thick jets of come. The first went all the way to the back of the front seat, which was a good two feet in front of him. Several more spurts went nearly as far, firing down the length of his thigh, and landing on his thigh and the seat.
> 
> That sent Debi over the edge and she started coming again, her upper body jerking violently. Marty, still coming himself, continued roughly pinching and pulling on her nipples; I was pretty impressed with his composure! Debi screamed, “fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!” And at that marti stuck his thumb in my ass, I started coming too, my jizz covering Debi’s face and tits.
> 
> Afterwards, we were three exhausted and very pleased people! Debi was panting trying to catch her breath. In between breaths, she gasped, “fuck! Fuck! Fuck!”
> 
> Marty said, “I come here to wash my Camaro every week around this time. I gotta tell you, I wouldn’t mind meeting up again if circumstances would allow it.”
> 
> As I wiped up my come with a box of tissues from the glovebox, I replied, “I think this was a one-time thing, Marty, as great as it was.”
> 
> Debi had a mischievous look and said, “every week, huh”

> [@$110 hold em tourney catered + free beer/pop](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/110-hold-em-tourney-catered-free-beer-pop/23439/21):
>
> I had just come home from work and had let Bosco, my german shepard  
> out to the back yard to relieve himself. I remember feeling sorry for  
> myself as I sat on the sofa moping. My boyfriend and I had broken up  
> last month and it seemed that this time we would not be getting back  
> together again. I came home one day and he was gone. He left a note  
> apologizing for falling in lust with another woman and that I could keep  
> the dog. I started thinking about all the love making we did. He was  
> excellent at eating pussy. And could he fuck. Many times all night and  
> in every hole in my body. I took off my panties and began to feel up my  
> pussy. I stuck 1, 2 and then 3 fingers as deep as they would go up my  
> snatch and with my other hand I savagely went at my clit. I was in a  
> deep trance and could almost feel my “X” eating my pussy. I lifted my  
> legs up into the air and spread them wide apart so he could also get to  
> my ass. I could feel myself orgasm as I reached for his head and  
> thrusted it up and down.
> 
> I suddenly came out of my trance and realized that everything felt  
> too real. Who was between my legs eating my pussy? Who just made me have  
> an orgasm? And who’s head was I holding between my legs? I opened my  
> eyes and could not believe what I saw. There was Bosco, my german  
> shepard, between my legs going at my pussy with all of his might. He had  
> come in and just helped himself to a little pussy. Well I let out a yell  
> and closed my legs fast as he took off for the bedroom. I felt disgusted  
> at what just happened and went right into the shower where I stayed for  
> nearly an hour cleaning myself off of his germs. I even douche my pussy.  
> I could not believe I had sex with my dog. I know some women get into  
> that sort of thing, but I never thought I would ever stoop down that low  
> and allow this sort of thing to happen to me. But it felt so good and so  
> real. Like a real man.
> 
> I began to feel real strange. I began thinking about Bosco and what  
> he did to give me pleasure. The thought of me getting into beastiality  
> was turning me on. Before I knew it, I had a hand between my legs  
> rubbing myself and thinking about Bosco. I now new what I wanted to do.  
> I was going to do it with my dog. The one that just disgusted me was now  
> making me horny.
> 
> I came out of the bathroom, still naked and walked into the bedroom  
> where I was met by Bosco. He was wagging his tail as if nothing had  
> happened. I kneeled down next to him and said what a naughty thing he  
> did to me. He just wagged his tail and began licking my face. Soon he  
> moved down and began licking my breast. You don’t waste any time, I said  
> to him. My nipples were getting hard as he brushed them with his tongue.  
> My tits were soaked with his saliva. Well, are you going to eat my pussy  
> out again or are you just going to lick my tits for ever, I said to him.  
> He just kept licking my tits and stomach. I was curious to see what size  
> cock he had between his legs, so I laid down on my side towards his  
> rear. At that moment he sniffed a little and found my now moist pussy  
> waiting for him. He wasted no time as he began licking my pubic hairs  
> and then my clit. I opened my legs to accommodate him. We were in sort  
> of a 69 position but not directly under him, sort of on his left side. I  
> could see his cock clearly now. It was bright red and had a pointed tip,  
> a thick center and a knot at its base just in front of his 2 balls. Only  
> half of his cock was sticking out of its cover. By my estimates it had  
> to be 8 inches long overall. I was glad that he had a large cock.  
> I put my hand around it and began stroking it. It was smooth and  
> slippery. With that he began to thrust his rear forward and was fucking  
> my hand. At the same time, his cock began to grow and became completely  
> exposed. The whole thing just came out of its cover. It was huge. He was  
> humping my hand faster now and I could hardly hold on to it. It soon  
> slipped out of my hand and he lunged forward still thrusting his rear  
> and wound up behind me. He then turned around, and mounted me. I could  
> feel his cock rubbing up against the side of my thigh. I knew he wanted  
> to plow that huge tool into my waiting pussy and I knew the time had  
> come to let him in.
> 
> I thought for a few seconds how we were going to do it and what  
> position to take to get as much of that cock into me as possible. I  
> decided to do it the way nature intended it to be done. They don’t call  
> it doggie style for nothing. I called him off me and got up to assume  
> the doggie position. I got on all fours and shoved my ass up to his  
> face. He wasted no time. He licked my entire pussy and ass until they  
> were soping wet. He then put one paw on my back and lifted himself up  
> and over me. He was quite heavy and huge, covering me almost completely.  
> I was having a hard time holding him and myself up. I didn’t think it  
> would work. He then wrapped his paws tightly around my waist and began  
> thrusting his rear forward. I was at the point of no return now. There  
> was no way of stopping this animal. He was going to fuck me now and that  
> was that.
> 
> I could feel his cock poking around at my rear as he tried to find  
> my love cave. His cock was a little low cause I felt it brushing against  
> my pubic hairs and massage my clitoris. I then lowered my rear end a  
> little. I felt his cock nudge at the entrance to my pussy and knew he  
> was getting close. I then felt his cock start to enter me. I felt a  
> small amount of pain on my vaginal walls as they stretched to  
> accommodate his huge penetrating cock. I felt him go deeper and deeper  
> inside me as he fucked me faster and harder. It was all I could do to  
> hold on for the ride of my life. Soon I felt the tip of his cock nudge  
> at my “G” spot. The feeling sent chills up and down my spine as I  
> achieved one of many orgasms that night. He fucked me for what seemed  
> like 10 minutes. He’d slow down for a while and then speed up again. He  
> growled at me a few times for moving and making his cock slide out. It  
> quickly found its way up in me again.
> 
> I felt something growing inside me. It felt like a baseball was  
> forming at the tip of his cock. I wondered if it was that knot in his  
> cock I noticed earlier. Anyway this thing kept growing inside me. It  
> felt great at first but kept growing and became uncomfortable. When the  
> knot grew to its full size, Bosco stopped fucking me and began to  
> dismount. Only problem was he couldn’t get his cock out of my pussy. The  
> huge knot at the end of his cock was preventing him from pulling out of  
> me. He did manage to swing his rear leg over me and dismount but we were  
> still stuck, only he was facing the other way and his cock was bent back  
> and inside me. I began to worry that we would stay in this position for  
> ever but remembered that dogs always got stuck for a while then separate  
> after the male finishes shooting his load, so it must also be true that  
> when a dog fucks a woman, they too will get stuck. Anyway I felt  
> something hot coming from his cock and figured it was him starting to  
> ejaculate. It soon began seeping out between his cock and my vaginal  
> walls and running down my legs. It was a gush.  
> I made the best of it and for the next half hour I massaged my clit  
> till I came several times. I also played with his balls a bit. This made  
> him pant faster and get more excited. I soon felt the knot start to  
> deflate fast and in an instant his now limp cock slid out of me. He  
> licked his cock clean and went off to sleep for the night.  
> The next morning Bosco was standing over me on the bed. His cock  
> larger than ever. I guess he was waiting for me to suck it or something.  
> He wouldn’t leave me alone till I satisfied his sexual needs. I reached  
> under and began stroking it gently at first then faster till it grew to  
> full length. I got under him and drew his cock to my mouth and took it  
> in. I proceeded to give him a blow job and drew his entire cock almost  
> down my throat. He soon ejaculated in my mouth and I swallowed every bit  
> of it.
> 
> Well I’m sure glad my “X” boyfriend gave me Bosco. He helped me  
> forget about him really fast

> [@Fatality at Cayuga today frowning](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fatality-at-cayuga-today/18298/37):
>
> ok so 3 nights ago I was bored and waiting for this chick i know, she arrived as promised, 7 pm sharp. We had agreed to meet at the Prime in albany to spice up things a little. She payed cause I told her i wasnt pissing away the money to fuck her in a nce hotel room. For the fist time she wore a skirt and was this a sight. Her legs were so sexy.
> 
> I asked her again if she would like to try some ecstacy, but Angie refused firmly. It was 7:15pm when I swallowed the bitter pill with some water. Angie was so curious, she was observing my face closely, didn’t talk much. We had some appropriate music on, visual effects on my large TV screen. I was watching the clock on the wall closely, trying to predict when it would take effect. It was my third time I took an E, so I was surprised with the speed and strength it hit me.
> 
> Suddenly I had the urge to do something. I got up and told Angie I need to take a shower. I stripped in my bedroom and shamelessly walked out in her full view. She seemed suprised by the sie of my cock. I left the bathroom door open. I could see her observing me as I stepped inside a shower feeling kind of odd will all of its glass walls but caring less and less as the drug took affect. The hot water brought the first wave. It felt wonderful on my skin. I massaged my body with my soapy hands, squeezing my genitals, pinching my nipples.
> 
> I inserted a soapy, slippery finger in my asshole and kept on pumping it. After a while I reached for an enema bottle from the floor of the cubicle and five minutes later, with empty bowel I stepped out, dried myself. I could see her reflection in the mirror. She would not move. I did not know what to think, and by then I did not care. I just stood there looking at our reflections in the mirror, massaging my body, moving in the rhythm of loud music pounding from the stereo. My body was glistening with baby oil. My semi erected cock was fully visible to Angie as I turned around and put a t shirt on.
> 
> I walked into the living room, god she was absolutely stunned. The thin satin spaghetti strap skirt/dress thing she was wearing showed off her perky tits. Her nipple pointing up at an almost unnatural angle. I turned the lights off and the only illumination was the plasma TV with some laser visual effect synchronized with the rhythm of music.
> 
> I asked Angie if she would like to dance. She said no, and as I was expecting her to walk out the door she walked towards the kitchen counter, took one of the pills and swallowed it looking into my eyes.  
> I was so high then. I told her about the effects E has on me before, and she used it now asking me all questions I would have not answered under normal circumstances.
> 
> She asked me to put my favorite porn movie on. Once I did this she removed the little She was spread on the floor, watching the porn flick and massaging her now oily body. From time to time I would insert a vibrator in her ass sending her to ecstasy, arching her back.
> 
> After a while I could see that Angie’s pupils were as large as dinner plates. I simply took her hand, guided her towards the bathroom. She just stood there facing the mirror, as I clumsily rubbed her full clit and directed her towards the glass shower box. Once I adjusted the water I began soaping up her beautiful body. She just stood there, did not move, no reaction. Using Johnson’s Baby Oil I lubricated her anus with my finger and pushed inside. She was so tight. It was the first time she let out a sound and her bottom pressed against my hand.
> 
> I filled the enema bottle with warm water, inserted the tube in her sweet ass cleaned her insides. Every time i removed the hose she would squirm and let out a moan. I must have taken my time, as the system has run out of hot water. I dried our bodies with a towel, poured some baby oil on her, massaged it in and took her towards the blaring speakers.
> 
> I asked her again if she would like to dance. This time she said yes.  
> We stepped closer, hugged and started swaying in the rhythm of the music. As soon as we looked in each others eyes our lips met for the first time. It was absolutely wonderful. our tongues were exploring our bodies. I was licking her whole body, she was on her knees sucking my limp cock. I was on kneeling behind her licking her anus. There was no end to the perversion until Angie asked me if she could have a smoke. She lit up a cigarette went down on her knees again and started sucking my penis. At the same time she separated my ass chicks and inserted the cigarette in my ass. She then took it out and continued smoking. It gave me an idea. I took a huge cigar, lit it and gave it to her. We continued to insert it into our orifices, smoking, kissing, laughing.
> 
> About two hour later we swallowed the second pill…she said she wanted to have something to eat because she was famished as she opened the doors to the balcony. I went over to the small kitchen our suite had and pulled out what I knew would do the trick from the bag i had brought with me. She had put her dress back on and the purple in the moon light clinging to her body was almost too much. I walk out on the balcony and hand her a bowl. She looks at me and crunches into a spoon and says “wow what is this candy for breakfast?” I’m like “no Reese’s puff cereal” and thats when it happened I went to lean on the railing next to her and she slipped and fell 20 stories.
> 
> Luckily it was late enough that i took the elevator down a could wrap the body in a sheet and stuff it in my trunk before anyone saw. I took this picture for my blog, i thought it looked cool. I also took time to fuck the body in the parking garage because the second E pill had really kicked in hardcore. Once I pulled out i knew i was fucked. So I am making this post with a 3 day old dead slut in my trunk. I lost my wallet somehow that night so im out of money and i wanted to know itf anyone would lend me a few thing:
> 
> Things I need:  
> Electirc Turkey cutter Knife thing  
> Garbage bags  
> Lime  
> Sponges  
> Bleach  
> Rope
> 
> Please reply with thing that i can either borrow or that you are willing to donate.
> 
> \*\*I also am looking for a place to dispose of some garbage bag full of compost. Totally not related to this situation

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