# Start practicing "duck and cover"

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 20, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560 "2008-08-20T10:53:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/41 "2008-08-20T11:42:48Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> hence “COLD” war.
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> :gotme:
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> C’mon… did NONE of you pay attention in history?

I did, hence my statement of “nothing will happen” after everyone elses responce up until mine, and now after it.

I’m glad at least you got the joke!

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/42 "2008-08-20T11:42:52Z")

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Nick-

I’m sure most of us did take (and pass) history, however trying to have legitimate conversation in a community full of inbreds just isn’t advisable. Sure there are exceptions to the rule ( 1/3rd the daycrew ) but just like it only takes one crying baby to ruin a movie, it only takes one jackass to throw a decent subject off onto a tangent of retardation.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/43 "2008-08-20T11:42:53Z")

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> [@LZ](#):
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> Well people on here debating first strike targets :lol:

:lol:

Yea, I suppose.

+karma

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**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/44 "2008-08-20T11:43:03Z")

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God would it be a slow day on NYSpeed for me if you guys get nuked.

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/45 "2008-08-20T11:43:29Z")

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Lets hit texas first…

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/46 "2008-08-20T11:43:39Z")

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> [@sureshot!](#):
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> I’m sure most of us did, however trying to have legitimate conversation in a community full of inbreds just isn’t advisable. Sure there are exceptions to the rule ( 1/3rd the daycrew ) but just like it only takes one crying baby to ruin a movie, it only takes one jackass to throw a decent subject off onto a tangent of retardation.

nudes?

> [@Boomin99GT](#):
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> God would it be a slow day on NYSpeed for me if you guys get nuked.

🤣

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/47 "2008-08-20T11:45:01Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> The system to shoot down the missiles is what we want to install in Poland. It would be really ironic if 10,000 years from now when archaeologists are piecing together what exactly we did to kill the entire planet they figure out that a missile defense shield brought about the end of the world.

lol i want to see dudes face when they are digging up my yard finding all the shit thats there

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/48 "2008-08-20T11:45:52Z")

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> [@justa4door](#):
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> lol i want to see dudes face when they are digging up my yard finding all the shit thats there

lol

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/49 "2008-08-20T11:48:10Z")

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> [@Boomin99GT](#):
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> God would it be a slow day on NYSpeed for me if you guys get nuked.

Yet if Vegas was nuked, things wouldn’t be different on NYSpeed. Sure a few “too soon” jokes, but life would go on as per usual. :pedo:

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**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/50 "2008-08-20T11:48:15Z")

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we shold make a celebrity human shield ,then the rest of the world will be like “ohhh nooo! we like the hollywood!”

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/51 "2008-08-20T11:48:58Z")

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> [@MicaH](#):
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> we shold make a celebrity human shield ,then the rest of the world will be like “ohhh nooo! we like the hollywood!”

Dibs on providing the glue that keeps Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba stuck together.

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**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/52 "2008-08-20T11:49:34Z")

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> [@sureshot!](#):
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> Yet if Vegas was nuked, things wouldn’t be different on NYSpeed. Sure a few “too soon” jokes, but life would go on as per usual. :pedo:

But Vegas is the worlds playground. I may have to become the white slave and deal blackjack for the rest of my life but I’m OK with that.

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/53 "2008-08-20T11:52:06Z")

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Time to get my passport and a ticket to australlia

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/54 "2008-08-20T11:54:28Z")

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It does not matter who would be the first fire with a nuke but the first that can land one. We have air defense systems all over the world that would take them right out of the sky no problem. lol silly people

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/55 "2008-08-20T11:56:33Z")

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> [@cougarspeed](#):
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> It does not matter who would be the first fire with a nuke but the first that can land one. We have air defense systems all over the world that would take them right out of the sky no problem. lol silly people

except that Cougar would be too hungover to activate them.

😢

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/56 "2008-08-20T11:57:22Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> lol

lol i have found 2 old cars now that were not mine … and i think we are up to 12 55gal drums :gotme:

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/57 "2008-08-20T11:59:19Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> except that Cougar would be too hungover to activate them.
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> 😢

No way it has automated alerts so as long as i show up to work we are good. It does the work…shit i dont even push the button.:snky:

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/58 "2008-08-20T11:59:20Z")

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> [@cougarspeed](#):
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> It does not matter who would be the first fire with a nuke but the first that can land one. We have air defense systems all over the world that would take them right out of the sky no problem. lol silly people

Yeah but you dont know what they have. Maybe they have a nuclear torpedo or some crazy stuff like that. :gotme:

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/59 "2008-08-20T12:00:04Z")

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> [@MOBOOST4U](#):
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> Maybe they have a nuclear torpedo or some crazy stuff like that. :gotme:

are you drunk?

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/60 "2008-08-20T12:01:14Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> are you drunk?

loololol, he’s not drunk, he’s serious.

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