# Start practicing "duck and cover"

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 20, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560 "2008-08-20T10:53:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/81 "2008-08-20T12:26:38Z")

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LOL i don’t think I have ever had DD. Am I missing out?

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/82 "2008-08-20T12:26:41Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> but sean connery likes US.

> [@cougarspeed](#):
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> or does he…

As NYSpeed’s Scottish embassador, I can say confidently he likes neither of you.

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/83 "2008-08-20T12:27:43Z")

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> [@sureshot!](#):
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> As NYSpeed’s Scottish embassador, I can say confidently he likes neither of you.

We he like me if I came over and did squats in your basement?

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/84 "2008-08-20T12:28:42Z")

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> [@sureshot!](#):
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> As NYSpeed’s Scottish embassador, I can say confidently he likes neither of you.

you wear a skirt.

STFU and go make me a sammich.

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**Author:** ![jt76](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jt76/32/5100_2.png) [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/85 "2008-08-20T12:28:50Z")

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Been there, done that, just play a couple tom clancy games like ghost recon

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/86 "2008-08-20T12:29:53Z")

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> [@cougarspeed](#):
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> I understand your logic and don’t want to be harsh. But what I am telling you is that they may have great capabilities but they are not good enough to straight shoot one here. We would be much more vulnerable to a land based attack **then** surface to air attack.

> [@LZ](#):
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> I would worry more about a missile launched from a Sub **then** one from Russian soil but hey…In Cougarspeed we trust.

Do grammar errors come embedded in the souls of domestic drivers or what? Just cuz you drive trashy cars, does not mean you gotta spell like trashy people.

KNOCK IT OFF LZ… YOURE A HARDASS FUCKHEAD, I GET IT!

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**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/87 "2008-08-20T12:30:23Z")

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i just want sharks with freaking laser beams…

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/88 "2008-08-20T12:32:28Z")

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> [@MOBOOST4U](#):
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> Do grammar errors come embeded in the souls of domestic drivers or what? Just cuz you drive trashy cars, does not mean you gotta spell like trashy people.
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> KNOCK IT OFF LZ… YOUR A HARDASS FUCKHEAD, I GET IT!

Damn brah I don’t see why you are getting all mad I could have been a nig dick about it and was not. Now I will be.  
STFU and stick to discussion to things you have a fucking clue about. Leave this shit to the professionals and keep your pathetic OPINION out of it. Provided you feel like bringing facts to a discussion then you can shed light. But for now go make some coffee.

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/89 "2008-08-20T12:33:34Z")

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> [@cougarspeed](#):
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> We he like me if I came over and did squats in your basement?

No, he says you have toothpick legs and perhaps a career in runway modeling would be a more comfortable enviroment for you

> [@Nikuk](#):
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> you wear a skirt.
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> STFU and go make me a sammich.

Haggis? I don’t think you have the balls to eat it, ya ninny.

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/90 "2008-08-20T12:35:13Z")

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wtf double post.

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**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/91 "2008-08-20T12:36:12Z")

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> [@Anonymity](#):
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> i just want sharks with freaking laser beams…

I want a shark with a mini gun, fetus cannon, WiFi, and have it eating a cheeseburger. Oh ya spotlight too. .

Really though. This is some scary ass shit. Not gona loose sleep over it because hopefully if they nuke us I will be sleeping and wont feel it…Hopefully lol.

As far as air defense is concerned I truly hope we have stepped up our game from the Patriot missle days. What was their intercept ratio again? One intercept per 9 rockets launched? Some shit like that anyway.

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/92 "2008-08-20T12:40:31Z")

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> [@mechanicalmadness](#):
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> I want a shark with a mini gun, fetus cannon, WiFi, and have it eating a cheeseburger. Oh ya spotlight too. .
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> Really though. This is some scary ass shit. Not gona loose sleep over it because hopefully if they nuke us I will be sleeping and wont feel it…Hopefully lol.
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> As far as air defense is concerned I truly hope we have stepped up our game from the Patriot missle days. What was their intercept ratio again? One intercept per 9 rockets launched? Some shit like that anyway.

The patriot shot down that friendly plane just fine a few years back lol. But yea its much better now but the Patriot is not what would be used in this type of situation. On that not I have work to do ☹ Have fun guys and try not to let the commies get ya while im gone.

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/93 "2008-08-20T12:47:41Z")

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> [@MOBOOST4U](#):
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> Do grammar errors come embedded in the souls of domestic drivers or what? Just cuz you drive trashy cars, does not mean you gotta spell like trashy people.
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> KNOCK IT OFF LZ… YOUR A HARDASS FUCKHEAD, I GET IT!

meh go back to serving delicious iced coffee…this thread is for grown ups…

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/94 "2008-08-20T12:48:18Z")

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> [@cougarspeed](#):
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> Damn brah I don’t see why you are getting all mad I could have been a nig dick about it and was not. Now I will be.  
> STFU and stick to discussion to things you have a fucking clue about. Leave this shit to the professionals and keep your pathetic OPINION out of it. Provided you feel like bringing facts to a discussion then you can shed light. But for now go make some coffee.

That was more of a shot at your gayassface friend THAN you… but if you wanna open it up… why dont you go more into your millitary job you life failure. Anyone can slap a cool title on any job and make it sound “important”. Im a market devlopment specialist for HP, but in reality im just some kid who makes not enough money for an internship that I will work my ass of for, for the next few years. I hate jumping to conclusions but one thing I notice about any military kid is that they were shit before they joined the servce and they will be shit in the service… oh yeah and when you get out im assuming you still will be shit. Im guessing you are glorified infantry.

You may work in fields pertaining to shoting down aircraft from mobile positions or something like that but you nor I could ever fathom another nations (particularly one who prides themselves in their nuclear abilities) ability to launch a innovative nuclear weapon…

With that being said why dint you just go to college, commander? Must have been from all the great opportunities the us army provides right?

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/95 "2008-08-20T12:49:06Z")

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> [@LZ](#):
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> meh go back to serving delicious iced coffee…this thread is for grown ups…

Where were you working when you were 19 tuts?

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/96 "2008-08-20T12:50:02Z")

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> [@MOBOOST4U](#):
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> but if you wanna open it up… why dont you go more into your millitary job you life failure.

LOL.

You’re going to get destroyed.

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/97 "2008-08-20T12:51:17Z")

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> [@MOBOOST4U](#):
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> Where were you working when you were 19 tuts?

Not sucking at life like you?

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/98 "2008-08-20T12:51:32Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> LOL.
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> You’re going to get destroyed.

and yes this won’t end well…

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/99 "2008-08-20T12:51:53Z")

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I thought it fit better then “this is why we can’t have nice things”…?

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**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/100 "2008-08-20T12:52:51Z")

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And we were all getting along so well today.

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