# Start practicing "duck and cover"

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**Created:** [August 20, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560 "2008-08-20T10:53:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/start-practicing-duck-and-cover/53560/91 "2008-08-20T12:36:12Z")

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> [@Anonymity](#):
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> i just want sharks with freaking laser beams…

I want a shark with a mini gun, fetus cannon, WiFi, and have it eating a cheeseburger. Oh ya spotlight too. .

Really though. This is some scary ass shit. Not gona loose sleep over it because hopefully if they nuke us I will be sleeping and wont feel it…Hopefully lol.

As far as air defense is concerned I truly hope we have stepped up our game from the Patriot missle days. What was their intercept ratio again? One intercept per 9 rockets launched? Some shit like that anyway.

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