# stay awake dumbass **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 28, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-awake-dumbass/177347 "2005-09-28T21:28:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-awake-dumbass/177347/1 "2005-09-28T21:28:17Z")
Man Falls Asleep Stealing Gasoline, Police Say POSTED: 11:22 am EDT September 28, 2005 MUNCIE, Ind. – If you’re going to steal gas, you might want to stay awake. Police in Muncie reported they found a man who fell asleep while siphoning gasoline into a 55-gallon tank in the back of his van. The manager of a Swifty Gas station noticed the white van when he got to work Tuesday morning and called the cops. Police say the suspect was catching some shuteye next to the 55-gallon drum and a battery operated pump. He was arrested on theft and gun charges. Police say the gas was worth about $150 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-awake-dumbass/177347/2 "2005-09-28T21:29:30Z")
nig… ---
**Author:** ![Dominator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-awake-dumbass/177347/3 "2005-09-28T22:39:11Z")
prolly an iraqie ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-awake-dumbass/177347/4 "2005-09-28T22:41:48Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > nig… ehh doubtful sounds more like white trash ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-awake-dumbass/177347/5 "2005-09-28T22:42:42Z")
> [@Domination](#): > > prolly an iraqie good thinkin dumbass, his shipment of oil/crude from his homeland prolly got held at customs… ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-awake-dumbass/177347/6 "2005-09-28T23:00:17Z")
> [@bobby311](#): > > ehh doubtful > > sounds more like white trash you have a point. ---
**Author:** ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-awake-dumbass/177347/7 "2005-09-29T05:12:11Z")
:doh: ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-awake-dumbass/177347/8 "2005-09-29T05:28:06Z")
:gives: my news \> yours ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-awake-dumbass/177347/9 "2005-09-29T06:15:12Z")
🤣 what an idiot!