# Stay classy Lancaster v. Turtle clubbing **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 1, 2011, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-classy-lancaster-v-turtle-clubbing/216104 "2011-09-01T13:30:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-classy-lancaster-v-turtle-clubbing/216104/1 "2011-09-01T13:30:18Z")
[http://clarence.wgrz.com/news/news/58782-witnesses-say-man-beat-turtle-golf-club](http://clarence.wgrz.com/news/news/58782-witnesses-say-man-beat-turtle-golf-club) > LANCASTER, NY - An investigation by the Department of Environmental Conservation has led to charges against a man for beating a snapping turtle to death with a golf club. > > According to the DEC, witnesses say they watched Robert Artis fatally beat the turtle at Fox Valley Country on August 17th. > > After that incident, DEC Police issued Artis several tickets including hunting without a license, and taking wildlife by means other than legally permitted. > > Artis pleaded guilty to both charges in Town of Lancaster Court and was slapped with a $100 fine for each violation. > > Snapping turtles can be hunted during state-designated hunting season, which runs July 15 through September 30. However, hunters equipment must be legally approved. > > After the beating incident, the DEC launched an investigation into the incident and found turtle meat and a carcass in Artis’ freezer cleaned and processed for consumption. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-classy-lancaster-v-turtle-clubbing/216104/2 "2011-09-01T13:36:14Z")
I thought this was a parody thread. ---
**Author:** ![Shockwave179](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shockwave179/32/7496_2.png) [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-classy-lancaster-v-turtle-clubbing/216104/3 "2011-09-01T13:39:26Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > I thought this was a parody thread. +1 Apparently snapping turtles make good eats though. ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-classy-lancaster-v-turtle-clubbing/216104/4 "2011-09-01T13:49:59Z")
Lol caught red handed with the ole turtle meat in the freezer trick. When will they learn? ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-classy-lancaster-v-turtle-clubbing/216104/5 "2011-09-01T15:10:18Z")
Snapper Stew is the best stuff ever. Drive around Wolcottsville and “snap” them up off the road, throw them in your buddies trunk until you have a decent amount of meat, and let the cooking begin. ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-classy-lancaster-v-turtle-clubbing/216104/6 "2011-09-01T15:42:20Z")
I prefer Pink Snapper. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-classy-lancaster-v-turtle-clubbing/216104/7 "2011-09-01T15:43:59Z")
Vagina, he meant vagina. ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-classy-lancaster-v-turtle-clubbing/216104/8 "2011-09-01T17:50:17Z")
In for turtle stew. ---
**Author:** ![SnowboardinWNY](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/snowboardinwny/32/5182_2.png) [@SnowboardinWNY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SnowboardinWNY)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-classy-lancaster-v-turtle-clubbing/216104/9 "2011-09-01T18:21:54Z")
Man I was like WTF is wrong with this guy, but I guess if he was planning on eating it than that’s a little better. I can’t say the same for those teenagers if they were planning to eat that dog. To soon? ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-classy-lancaster-v-turtle-clubbing/216104/10 "2011-09-01T18:24:56Z")
A couple of my co workers are members with him. One said he was there and the guy hit it on the cart. He wanted to eat it. It cost him a few hundred $ and a one month suspension from the club. Posted from tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-classy-lancaster-v-turtle-clubbing/216104/11 "2011-09-01T18:44:15Z")
> [@Jack](#): > > Snapper Stew is the best stuff ever. I hear turtle soup is good ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stay-classy-lancaster-v-turtle-clubbing/216104/12 "2011-09-01T18:50:46Z")
> [@Carnut](#): > > I hear turtle soup is good HA!