# STD Scare **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049 **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic **Created:** [September 24, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049 "2009-09-24T18:32:10Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/1 "2009-09-24T18:32:10Z")
So today while taking a urination break at the office, I glanced down and noticed that I had a mark on my shaft. Halfway between the stem and the mushroom head. Anyway, upon further inspection I noticed that it was almost like a scab or a blister. Something you would get after scraping your arm or burning yourself, just on a much smaller scale. My mind raced back to 11AM. I remembered I jacked off ESPECIALLY hard this morning. Not sure why, but I do remember there being a significant amount more compression this time than the norm. Anyway, my point is not everything is as it seems. ---
### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/2 "2009-09-24T18:33:26Z")
i have gotten said friction burns from time to time also ---
### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/3 "2009-09-24T18:34:10Z")
chafing on the tip of the penis is one of the most painful things a person can experience ---
### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/4 "2009-09-24T18:34:36Z")
I need a new lubricant. Apparently this shit that I tried was a tanning lotion, so it makes your dick all sparkly and tan as well as not lube worth a SHIT. :rofl ---
### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/5 "2009-09-24T18:34:53Z")
> [@NYSpeed Doctors...chime in](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-doctors-chime-in/23476/19): > > chafing on the tip of the penis is one of the most painful things a person can experience i bet kramer will beg to differ :shifty ---
### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/6 "2009-09-24T18:36:43Z")
> [@NYSpeed Doctors...chime in](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-doctors-chime-in/23476/21): > > i bet kramer will beg to differ :shifty haha… thupppperrrrr ---
### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/7 "2009-09-24T18:55:07Z")
![http://www.olivetreegames.com/FPSC/tank/giraffe.jpg](http://www.olivetreegames.com/FPSC/tank/giraffe.jpg) ---
### Author: ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/8 "2009-09-24T19:16:16Z")
My life is complete now that I know your jacking off technics or lack there of > [@NYSpeed Doctors...chime in](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-doctors-chime-in/23476/13): > > So today while taking a urination break at the office, I glanced down and noticed that I had a mark on my shaft. Halfway between the stem and the mushroom head. Anyway, upon further inspection I noticed that it was almost like a scab or a blister. Something you would get after scraping your arm or burning yourself, just on a much smaller scale. > > My mind raced back to 11AM. I remembered I jacked off ESPECIALLY hard this morning. Not sure why, but I do remember there being a significant amount more compression this time than the norm. > > Anyway, my point is not everything is as it seems. ---
### Author: ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/9 "2009-09-24T19:18:54Z")
damn you guys need to find a girl ---
### Author: ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/10 "2009-09-24T19:22:47Z")
> [@NYSpeed Doctors...chime in](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-doctors-chime-in/23476/19): > > chafing on the tip of the penis is one of the most painful things a person can experience x2 only thing worse i can think of is burning the edge of the tip on a woodstove ---
### Author: ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/11 "2009-09-24T19:23:43Z")
> [@Above & Beyond, Feb 10th, 2007- Guvernment/Koolhaus Complex](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/above-beyond-feb-10th-2007-guvernment-koolhaus-complex/23158/29): > > damn you guys need to find a girl girls cant do it as good as rosie palm can ---
### Author: ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/12 "2009-09-24T19:24:36Z")
LoL I dont even want to know why you had your dick out by a woodstove > [@WinFS? Anyone have it?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/winfs-anyone-have-it/23480/2): > > x2 only thing worse i can think of is burning the edge of the tip on a woodstove ---
### Author: ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/13 "2009-09-24T19:57:26Z")
had to dry it off wouldve gotten hypothermia in the cold winter ps i was standing next to some whore and saw ssssmokin drive by ---
### Author: ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/14 "2009-09-24T20:19:28Z")
:haha ---
### Author: ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/15 "2009-09-24T20:23:43Z")
> [@WinFS? Anyone have it?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/winfs-anyone-have-it/23480/3): > > girls cant do it as good as rosie palm can I’m planning a trip to Palmdale. ---
### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/16 "2009-09-24T20:26:00Z")
just got done ---
### Author: ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/17 "2009-09-24T20:31:12Z")
> [@Its about damn time...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-about-damn-time/23301/80): > > :haha 😢 ---
### Author: ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/18 "2009-09-24T20:39:12Z")
awww dont cry, you are the one that got a boner from smokin driving by ---
### Author: ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/19 "2009-09-24T20:40:30Z")
Youve read 1 too many Turbo Travis threads… ---
### Author: ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE) #### Post date: [September 24, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049/20 "2009-09-24T21:01:48Z")
> [@WinFS? Anyone have it?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/winfs-anyone-have-it/23480/7): > > awww dont cry, at least you didnt get aids from turbotravis last night ☹ :lol [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/std-scare/247049.md?page=2)