# Steely McBeam.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 10, 2007, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719 "2007-08-10T13:17:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![obi-1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@obi-1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/obi-1)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/1 "2007-08-10T13:17:15Z")

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I’m surprised there is no thread about Steely McBeam yet.  
Opinions? I haven’t heard from anyone yet who likes it.

[http://news.steelers.com/article/79593/](http://news.steelers.com/article/79593/)

![http://media3.steelers.com/MediaContent//2007/08/08/19/08_TC_45_79616.jpg](http://media3.steelers.com/MediaContent//2007/08/08/19/08_TC_45_79616.jpg)

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**Author:** ![S10Blazed\_Si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s10blazed_si/32/5983_2.png) [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/2 "2007-08-10T13:19:35Z")

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Stupidest.

Name.

Ever.

X gazillion.4

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**Author:** ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/3 "2007-08-10T13:23:15Z")

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There isnt a thread yet b/c everyone thinks it stupid as fuck

But I will say…if it make Kids happy then I am for it.

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**Author:** ![obi-1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@obi-1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/obi-1)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/4 "2007-08-10T13:27:59Z")

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> [@So NYSpeed voted on my next car...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-nyspeed-voted-on-my-next-car/31848/36):
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> There isnt a thread yet b/c everyone thinks it stupid as fuck

🤣 Fair enough.

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**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/5 "2007-08-10T13:35:13Z")

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> [@So NYSpeed voted on my next car...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-nyspeed-voted-on-my-next-car/31848/36):
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> There isnt a thread yet b/c everyone thinks it stupid as fuck

> [@WTBorrow: Buffer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtborrow-buffer/31857/2):
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> But I will say…if it make Kids happy then I am for it.

x2

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**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/6 "2007-08-10T13:40:24Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/31852/5):
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> Stupidest.
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> Name.
> 
> Ever.
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> X gazillion.4

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**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/7 "2007-08-10T13:46:11Z")

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Steely -\> Steelers, duh…  
Mc -\> a tribute to the Irish components from our steel town…  
Beam -\> Jim Beam, because Pittsburgh is full of drunks…

🤣 if true

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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/8 "2007-08-10T13:46:20Z")

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taking children to a steelers game is like taking them to a bar with drunken sailors. steeley macbeem is almost as gay as heinz ward sayin how the bus ride from latrobe to south side was a good test for the team to see if they could face adversity.

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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/9 "2007-08-10T15:54:40Z")

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> [@WTBorrow: Buffer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtborrow-buffer/31857/7):
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> taking children to a steelers game is like taking them to a bar with drunken sailors. steeley macbeem is almost as gay as heinz ward sayin how the bus ride from latrobe to south side was a good test for the team to see if they could face adversity.

I started going to steeler games at 7. I think i turned out all right

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**Author:** ![Bravada\_442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bravada_442/32/5982_2.png) [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/10 "2007-08-10T16:03:50Z")

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Iceberg and the Penguins Patrol (aka slutty broads) \> Steely McStupid

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**Author:** ![gsxgate24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@gsxgate24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gsxgate24)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/11 "2007-08-10T16:18:18Z")

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is it me or does his face look like our old coach Bill Cowher

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/12 "2007-08-10T19:02:19Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/31852/5):
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> Stupidest.
> 
> Name.
> 
> Ever.
> 
> X gazillion.4

werd

> [@WTBorrow: Buffer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtborrow-buffer/31857/7):
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> taking children to a steelers game is like taking them to a bar with drunken sailors. steeley macbeem is almost as gay as heinz ward sayin how the bus ride from latrobe to south side was a good test for the team to see if they could face adversity.

They had helmets and on a bus. heinz wards one liner. See a Pattern ?

> [@slowcamaro"](#):
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> I started going to steeler games at 7. I think i turned out all right

not really :kekegay:

> [@So NYSpeed voted on my next car...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-nyspeed-voted-on-my-next-car/31848/47):
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> is it me or does his face look like our old coach Bill Cowher

correct

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**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/13 "2007-08-10T19:05:37Z")

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> [@So NYSpeed voted on my next car...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-nyspeed-voted-on-my-next-car/31848/47):
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> is it me or does his face look like our old coach Bill Cowher

the CHIN

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/14 "2007-08-10T19:06:17Z")

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took it from shaggy’s pornstar name

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/15 "2007-08-10T19:14:34Z")

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> [@So NYSpeed voted on my next car...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-nyspeed-voted-on-my-next-car/31848/47):
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> is it me or does his face look like our old coach Bill Cowher

exactly what i was thinking

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**Author:** ![PurpleMongoose](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purplemongoose/32/3349_2.png) [@PurpleMongoose](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PurpleMongoose)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/16 "2007-08-10T20:58:00Z")

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Should have called him Useless.

I can see it now…“dude, get outta the way! I’m trying to watch the game!”

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/17 "2007-08-11T23:43:43Z")

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[http://www.wpxi.com/sports/13868123/detail.html](http://www.wpxi.com/sports/13868123/detail.html)

🤣

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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 12:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/18 "2007-08-12T00:31:14Z")

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> [@UNCLE BEN'S Fireworks party](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uncle-bens-fireworks-party/31853/37):
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> [http://www.wpxi.com/sports/13868123/detail.html](http://www.wpxi.com/sports/13868123/detail.html)
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> 🤣

the steelers mascot should be a sloppy drunk white trash yinzer… thats an acutarate potrayl of the sity

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**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 5:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/19 "2007-08-12T05:11:35Z")

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They can try to make Steely McBeam thrive in Pittsburgh, but chances are the high costs associated with the union mascot workers, along with foreign competition, will force him to be shut down and replaced with a lesser quality, but significantly cheaper Chinese mascot. 😃

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**Author:** ![beat90tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/43a26b/32.png) [@beat90tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beat90tsi)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steely-mcbeam/191719/20 "2007-08-12T10:49:45Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/31852/7):
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> Steely -\> Steelers, duh…  
> Mc -\> a tribute to the Irish components from our steel town…  
> Beam -\> Jim Beam, because Pittsburgh is full of drunks…
> 
> 🤣 if true

By that definition, McBeam is redundant, it’s just 2 different ways to say that Pgh is full of drunks.

I think his name should be:  
McUnion Wages Rustbelt

That or they should just get some cheerleaders like every other NFL team, nobody would complain about that.

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