# Stimulus Payment Info. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 3, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371 "2009-02-03T03:47:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Pauly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pauly/32/7493_2.png) [@Pauly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pauly)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/1 "2009-02-03T03:47:30Z")
Stimulus Payment Info. "This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China . If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If you purchase a computer it will go to India . If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala (unless you buy organic). If you buy a car it will go to Japan . If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan . And none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America . You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US. ---
**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/2 "2009-02-03T05:46:53Z")
:hug: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/3 "2009-02-03T05:49:08Z")
Yeah I just got that in an email too. If only it had come out before we got the stimulus payment last year I would have helped the economy and have another tattoo and have gotten my knob slobbed. 😢 ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/4 "2009-02-03T05:52:34Z")
lol … I put mine in the bank and still have not even looked at it ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/5 "2009-02-03T05:56:29Z")
> Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ? > A. Shut up. ^ Made me laugh because it reminds me of the arguments here. ---
**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/6 "2009-02-03T06:02:37Z")
Well im buying a clutch and maybe hopefully a cam so it should stimulate our economy. ---
**Author:** ![Penfold](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/penfold/32/5007_2.png) [@Penfold](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Penfold)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/7 "2009-02-03T06:03:42Z")
except it is wrong. It wasn’t paid for by taxpayers. It will be paid for by possibly three things. 1.) future taxpayers 2.) inflation 3.) the collapse of the US federal reserve note ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/8 "2009-02-03T06:05:32Z")
> [@Red00WS6](#): > > Well im buying a clutch and maybe hopefully a cam so it should stimulate our economy. \<~~~ see av ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/9 "2009-02-03T06:10:25Z")
> [@Penfold](#): > > except it is wrong. > > It wasn’t paid for by taxpayers. It will be paid for by possibly three things. > > 1.) future taxpayers > 2.) inflation > 3.) the collapse of the US federal reserve note its a fuckin joke bro. its meant to lighten the mood. ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/10 "2009-02-03T06:10:33Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > \<~~~ see av lol ---
**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/11 "2009-02-03T06:22:06Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > \<~~~ see av At least the cam will, but i guess there is a chance some of the clutch materials could be from another country. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/12 "2009-02-03T06:23:33Z")
still going ---
**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/13 "2009-02-03T07:23:53Z")
soooo how much are we getting? ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/14 "2009-02-03T07:41:48Z")
I can’t remember, did I write that? lol ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/15 "2009-02-03T07:43:43Z")
Is the stimulus based on the return I file this year? If so I finally get some of it now that I am not a dependent. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/16 "2009-02-03T14:01:07Z")
wait… more non free good faithbased money. Hunh i hope i get more then last time. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/17 "2009-02-03T14:36:07Z")
You’re not getting anything you fucks. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/18 "2009-02-03T14:51:39Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > You’re not getting anything you fucks. You do if you didn’t get it last year 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/19 "2009-02-03T15:41:44Z")
AWDDrifter AE? I mean posting :tinfoilhat: chain emails is his gig isn’t it? -edit- OMG LOL, I should have read the thread first > [@Blue Eyed Devil](#): > > I can’t remember, did I write that? lol ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371/20 "2009-02-04T06:04:37Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > You do if you didn’t get it last year 🙂 Is that what my tax lady was talking about… An $1800 credit if you did not get the money last year? That sounds like a grrrreat idea. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stimulus-payment-info/62371.md?page=2)