# Stoopid Neigbor Story of the Week **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 26, 2008, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stoopid-neigbor-story-of-the-week/198720 "2008-07-26T07:23:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 6
**Author:** ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stoopid-neigbor-story-of-the-week/198720/6 "2008-07-27T13:48:09Z")
> [@The cars that nyspeeders hate the most](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-cars-that-nyspeeders-hate-the-most/37225/78): > > Ah, the joys of home ownership. House next to me has been for sale since I moved in. Real nice 4-bedroom multi-level. The seller had really let the property go to shit. No landscaping, ect. Also let the swimming pool in the backyard get filthy and green. It stank. > > Last week saw an “Under Contract” tag on the “For Sale” sign. Cool! > > This morning got up to take my dog for her morning walk…head out back and hear loud, roaring water…sounded like a stream or water fall or something. Walk into my yard and see the big inground pool (which is elevated on a little hill for some reason) next door has two 3" diameter drain tubes dumping nasty green water right onto my property and wearing deep ruts into the ground. > > Put my dog back inside and went over to find someone…found a guy with two little kids (he’s the seller- first time I’ve ever seen him), asked him nicely to move the tubes. He starts giving me shit about it (he actually said he “COULDN’T” move them). I told him either he was going to, or I was. He was still giving me shit about where the property line starts and ends and how they had to exit there, so **_that’s when I pulled out my .40 and pistol whipped his bitch ass and said “What’s my name”…he started crying so I repeated pistol whipping his bitch ass harder each time until he answered me. I then drug his bitch ass over tot he tubes of water and shoved his ugly bleeding ass face into them…then after a boot to the gut I spit on his pathetic ass and told him to move them on so the water poured on his property…after he did I gave him one more pistol whip and said don’t let me catch you acting a fool again or you ain’t gonna be this lucky_** > > Idiots name is “Howard Peirish”…I’ve never even seen him before today_ **…and I don’t give a fuck about his bitch ass either** _ Here ya go…I made it a little better for ya --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stoopid-neigbor-story-of-the-week/198720)._