# stop masturbating! **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [August 26, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907 "2008-08-26T15:44:08Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![SVTdriver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svtdriver/32/4956_2.png) [@SVTdriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVTdriver) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/1 "2008-08-26T15:44:08Z")
my internal medicine doctor referred me to a urologist. to my surprise, the urologist was a female, beautiful, and unbelievably sexy looking. she told me that I have to stop masturbating. i asked her why. she said, “because i am trying to examine you.” ---
### Author: ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/2 "2008-08-26T15:45:16Z")
mwahahaha ---
### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/3 "2008-08-26T15:47:18Z")
i see what you did there ---
### Author: ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/4 "2008-08-26T15:47:35Z")
lol ---
### Author: ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/5 "2008-08-26T15:47:53Z")
+karma lol ---
### Author: ![articzap](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/articzap/32/7361_2.png) [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/6 "2008-08-26T16:01:35Z")
lol ---
### Author: ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/7 "2008-08-26T16:07:09Z")
we need a joke of the day sticky. ---
### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/8 "2008-08-26T16:43:47Z")
:lol: good one ---
### Author: ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/9 "2008-08-26T16:46:11Z")
:lol: +karma ---
### Author: ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/10 "2008-08-26T17:07:01Z")
bwahahah good one good one ---
### Author: ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/11 "2008-08-26T17:21:22Z")
+1 for the joke for the day sticky ---
### Author: ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/12 "2008-08-26T17:31:03Z")
:lol: ---
### Author: ![traumadog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@traumadog](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/traumadog) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/13 "2008-08-26T17:35:11Z")
eww… he said “sticky” :lol: ---
### Author: ![Mankthetank19](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mankthetank19/32/5295_2.png) [@Mankthetank19](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mankthetank19) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/14 "2008-08-26T18:08:49Z")
Good one! ---
### Author: ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/15 "2008-08-26T18:15:41Z")
I made an appointment at my urologist because I pee every morning at 6:00am. When I told him my problem he said, “That is totally healthy” and didn’t understand why I was concerned. I told him I don’t wake up and get out of bed until 7:00am. :lol::thankyou::biglaugh: ---
### Author: ![FROG\_U](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/frog_u/32/5103_2.png) [@FROG\_U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FROG_U) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/16 "2008-08-26T18:57:51Z")
Price less HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ---
### Author: ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/17 "2008-08-26T19:03:36Z")
uh… ---
### Author: ![SVTdriver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svtdriver/32/4956_2.png) [@SVTdriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVTdriver) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/18 "2008-08-26T19:09:43Z")
:biglaugh: thought u guys might like that one! ---
### Author: ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/19 "2008-08-26T19:11:24Z")
lmfao good one ---
### Author: ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/20 "2008-08-26T19:37:16Z")
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