# stop masturbating! **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [August 26, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907 "2008-08-26T15:44:08Z") **Posts on this page:** 12 **Page:** 2
### Author: ![EazyELives1995](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EazyELives1995](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EazyELives1995) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/21 "2008-08-26T22:07:29Z")
rofl ---
### Author: ![94excivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94excivic/32/5263_2.png) [@94excivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94excivic) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/22 "2008-08-26T22:14:01Z")
> [@EazyELives1995](#): > > rofl copter ---
### Author: ![IanK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iank/32/5016_2.png) [@IanK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IanK) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/23 "2008-08-26T22:33:33Z")
LOL good one shawn ---
### Author: ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/24 "2008-08-26T22:40:56Z")
So a man marries a deaf woman…and they knew they had to think of some code for times they’re in bed since it’ll be dark and sign language wouldn’t be an option. So, he suggested that when he wants to have sex…he’ll rub her left tit. To respond “yes” she was supposed to tug his penis once…and for “no” the sign was tugging it 73 times. ---
### Author: ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/25 "2008-08-26T22:42:43Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > So a man marries a deaf woman…and they knew they had to think of some code for times they’re in bed since it’ll be dark and sign language wouldn’t be an option. > > So, he suggested that when he wants to have sex…he’ll rub her left tit. > > To respond “yes” she was supposed to tug his penis once…and for “no” the sign was tugging it 73 times. omg. you are on fire today LOL. ---
### Author: ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/26 "2008-08-26T22:52:03Z")
> [@cky89](#): > > omg. you are on fire today LOL. please… i could write a fucking book. maybe if i have time tomorrow i’ll make a thread of all my hilarious content… ---
### Author: ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385) #### Post date: [August 26, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/27 "2008-08-26T23:04:11Z")
Lol! ---
### Author: ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101) #### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/28 "2008-08-27T01:58:54Z")
guy walked into a bar… says “ouch” ---
### Author: ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie) #### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/29 "2008-08-27T04:50:26Z")
Uh, guess what, I tried bumping a joke thread like 12837198237 times but no one added to it. ---
### Author: ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa) #### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/30 "2008-08-27T07:10:56Z")
this was pretty good for an early morning chuckle +karma ---
### Author: ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45) #### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/31 "2008-08-27T08:07:38Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > So a man marries a deaf woman…and they knew they had to think of some code for times they’re in bed since it’ll be dark and sign language wouldn’t be an option. > > So, he suggested that when he wants to have sex…he’ll rub her left tit. > > To respond “yes” she was supposed to tug his penis once…and for “no” the sign was tugging it 73 times. out fucking standing ---
### Author: ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa) #### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907/32 "2008-08-27T08:32:33Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > Uh, guess what, I tried bumping a joke thread like 12837198237 times but no one added to it. its nyspeed. we play favorites. 🙂 [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stop-masturbating/53907.md?page=1)