# Stories like this make me smile

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 31, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726 "2006-05-31T10:17:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/1 "2006-05-31T10:17:52Z")

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[http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/31/veteran.robbery.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/31/veteran.robbery.ap/index.html)

:tup: to that guy.

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/2 "2006-05-31T10:21:34Z")

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awesome :tup:

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/3 "2006-05-31T10:42:09Z")

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a job well done.

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/4 "2006-05-31T10:42:23Z")

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Wow 6’6" I don’t think I would mess with a guy that big. Good for him.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/5 "2006-05-31T10:46:35Z")

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cuttin bitches :tup:

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**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/6 "2006-05-31T10:50:38Z")

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wow, that sucks. i feel bad he killed the girl, but i guess she asked for it

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/7 "2006-05-31T10:53:30Z")

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> [@focusinprogress](#):
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> i be cuttin and chokin day in and day out, there’s never any respect and there’s always more bitches. where’s my fuckin news story

dawt

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**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/8 "2006-05-31T10:58:01Z")

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> [@focusinprogress](#):
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> wow, that sucks. i feel bad he killed the girl, but i guess she asked for it

why do u feel bad? fuck her and the retards who attacked him, he should of killed all of them, not only 1

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/9 "2006-05-31T10:59:02Z")

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wtf

shotgun and handgun \< pocketknife

lol

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/10 "2006-05-31T11:00:44Z")

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> [@Daddie](#):
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> wtf
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> shotgun and handgun \< pocketknife
> 
> lol

I wonder why he couldn’t outrun them

everyone runs faster with a knife…

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/11 "2006-05-31T11:20:18Z")

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> [@Minglor](#):
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> I wonder why he couldn’t outrun them
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> everyone runs faster with a knife…

It’s the south, and he killed two scumbag robbers. Chances are the police may have “coached” him on his story to make sure there would be no charges.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/12 "2006-05-31T11:51:00Z")

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What a shitty day, just tryin to rob a nigga for some coke money because you’re jaw’s too sore to suck dick for it yet again and you wind up picking an ex-marine and end up getting dead…

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/13 "2006-05-31T12:19:42Z")

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Good for him! :tup:

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**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/14 "2006-05-31T12:25:59Z")

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> [@BikerFry](#):
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> What a shitty day, just tryin to rob a nigga for some coke money because you’re jaw’s too sore to suck dick for it yet again and you wind up picking an ex-marine and end up getting dead…

haa

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/15 "2006-05-31T12:29:47Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> It’s the south, and he killed two scumbag robbers. Chances are the police may have “coached” him on his story to make sure there would be no charges.

bad counter-strike reference  
sorry.

and

> [@focusinprogress](#):
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> ```
> wow, that sucks. i feel bad he killed the girl, but i guess she asked for it
> 
> ```

Equal Rights  
Equal Fights

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/16 "2006-05-31T12:32:29Z")

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> [@BikerFry](#):
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> What a shitty day, just tryin to rob a nigga for some coke money because you’re jaw’s too sore to suck dick for it yet again and you wind up picking an ex-marine and end up getting dead…

bwaaahahaha

if you bring a pistola and shotty to a knife fight and STILL manage to loose, you deserve to die

but the dudes 6’6, so im sure he could reach farther then the guns could shoot, lol

oh well… one less gangster bitch on myspace

:tup"

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**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/17 "2006-05-31T12:37:16Z")

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> [@Minglor](#):
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> I wonder why he couldn’t outrun them
> 
> everyone runs faster with a knife…

Sadly… I got that one :niah:

Nice to see justice prevail for once.

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**Author:** ![jeeves744](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeeves744/32/7619_2.png) [@jeeves744](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeeves744)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/18 "2006-05-31T13:01:03Z")

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wow, that makes me think there might actually be hope for this country…

But watch, the family of the died girl are going to sue the marines for training this guy to kill people which lead to her death

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**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/19 "2006-05-31T13:05:05Z")

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of course they will, thats what this place has become.

fuck her she deserved to die

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stories-like-this-make-me-smile/12726/20 "2006-05-31T13:05:06Z")

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> [@BuickGN](#):
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> why do u feel bad? fuck her and the retards who attacked him, he should of killed all of them, not only 1

haha :word:

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