# story time: CP Weekend in CT

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 10, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033 "2009-08-10T19:24:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/21 "2009-08-11T05:37:53Z")

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How nervous are you when you hear police sirens?

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/22 "2009-08-11T06:13:58Z")

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The easiest way to tell a girl is too young is when you have trouble sticking one finger in her vag.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/23 "2009-08-11T11:23:16Z")

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define “Statutory” 😃

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**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/24 "2009-08-11T11:27:46Z")

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> [@WTB: hockey skates sz 10 & sz 8](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-hockey-skates-sz-10-sz-8/21495/4):
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> The easiest way to tell a girl is too young is when you have trouble sticking one finger in her vag.

not at all, last time i checked that was called a great find

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/25 "2009-08-11T11:28:29Z")

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> [@GermanPSI"](#):
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> not at all, last time i checked that was called a great find

+1… a verrrrrry good feeling

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/26 "2009-08-11T11:51:53Z")

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> [@GermanPSI"](#):
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> not at all, last time i checked that was called a great find

BINGO

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/27 "2009-08-11T11:54:20Z")

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> [@GermanPSI"](#):
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> not at all, last time i checked that was called a great find

+rep. loose vag FTL.

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/28 "2009-08-11T12:12:21Z")

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i really hate loose vag

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/29 "2009-08-11T12:13:18Z")

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I’m sorry but if i can fit one finger in a chicks vag. its not going to feel good to shoe horn my dick in there. Its like those condoms that are made in tiawan i think its the lifestyles ones the little ring on the end is too small and literally digs in and hurts once you get going. cant wear that shit

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/30 "2009-08-11T12:17:12Z")

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> [@Need recomendations for a spa in the GI area](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-recomendations-for-a-spa-in-the-gi-area/21440/4):
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> i really hate loose vag

![http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1247348312824.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/7/a/7a74281e513b4cfacd1a525bcf5f3cd0faf8d444.jpeg)  
PFFFFFFT:thumbup

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/31 "2009-08-11T12:36:42Z")

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> [@For those of you that remember my Joe Comstock thread read this.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-those-of-you-that-remember-my-joe-comstock-thread-read-this/21509/8):
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> I’m sorry but if i can fit one finger in a chicks vag. its not going to feel good to shoe horn my dick in there. Its like those **condoms** that are made in tiawan i think its the lifestyles ones the little ring on the end is too small and literally digs in and hurts once you get going. cant wear that shit

WAT?!?!?

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/32 "2009-08-11T12:40:27Z")

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i actually know _exactly_ what hes talking about.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/33 "2009-08-11T12:41:40Z")

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Ha, well played Wayne.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/34 "2009-08-11T12:47:32Z")

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> [@For those of you that remember my Joe Comstock thread read this.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-those-of-you-that-remember-my-joe-comstock-thread-read-this/21509/8):
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> I’m sorry but if i can fit one finger in a chicks vag. its not going to feel good to **shoe horn my dick in there**. Its like those condoms that are made in tiawan i think its the lifestyles ones the little ring on the end is too small and literally digs in and hurts once you get going. cant wear that shit

dont make a mountain out of a molehill:rofl

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**Author:** ![DFDrocks247365](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dfdrocks247365/32/24907_2.png) [@DFDrocks247365](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DFDrocks247365)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/35 "2009-08-11T12:56:48Z")

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> [@Site Survey: NYSpeed Members PC Specs \*!!!\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/site-survey-nyspeed-members-pc-specs/21476/8):
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> statutory rape FTMFW!!

:rofl

> [@Site Survey: NYSpeed Members PC Specs \*!!!\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/site-survey-nyspeed-members-pc-specs/21476/11):
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> meh, it was dark out, feeling my way through a jungle of a-cup tits and pre-pubescent snatches was entertaining tho.

+1 awesome…jon, im thinking we need to revisit VERY soon :ninja

> [@Which Radar Dectector Should I Buy?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-radar-dectector-should-i-buy/21485/7):
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> nice, sounds fun, what part of CT were you in?

we were in Madison…20 min past New Haven i think

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**Author:** ![DFDrocks247365](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dfdrocks247365/32/24907_2.png) [@DFDrocks247365](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DFDrocks247365)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/36 "2009-08-11T13:01:44Z")

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> [@Top Gear - C6 Z06](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-gear-c6-z06/12079/58):
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> How nervous are you when you hear police sirens?

no worries…it was CT:ninja Im pretty sure their laws are somwhere between NY and Rhode Island

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time-cp-weekend-in-ct/246033/37 "2009-08-12T20:28:47Z")

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> [@WTF GM...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-gm/21475/11):
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> they said happy endings, so im assuming they got some…
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> and im very upset i wasnt invited in this whole CP thing
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> gatville how many times i gottta tell u about my love for CP :lol

:lol singh, man, i know, it was spur of the moment type deal, i texted you before i left, and i got no response?!

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