# STORY TIME!

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 14, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532 "2011-09-14T17:08:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![checko](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/checko/32/5422_2.png) [@checko](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/checko)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/1 "2011-09-14T17:08:57Z")

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sooo heres the parking situation…

 ![http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j277/fox88nick_2006/Untitled.png](http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j277/fox88nick_2006/Untitled.png)

(honda4life- dsm and s10, my eg)

we go to take his gf to work. he says “dont worry you dont have to move your car” i said “i know there is enough room to move around”

we get in, he starts the truck. we start talking, and i notice him backing straight up… closer… closer… bump! asshole backs right into my damn car! its only been on the road for a month!!! haha

no worries tho. there isnt any damage to any vehicle. he feels really bad, keeps saying how sorry he is. i keep dragging out a lie telling him i need a new bumper and there a big crack in it haha.

all in all, i make him buy me a monster at the store. i go to grab the usual, kaos, and see this…

![http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41RvEu10ygL.SL500_AA300.jpg](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41RvEu10ygL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

🙂

man he is dumb.

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### Author: ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/2 "2011-09-14T17:21:37Z")

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Cool story

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### Author: ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/3 "2011-09-14T17:22:04Z")

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True story Checko cryed like a bitch that he wanted to see if their was damage

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### Author: ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/4 "2011-09-14T17:24:00Z")

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God you should have punched him right in his fucking face and did him the favor and burned his fucking car straight to the ground

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### Author: ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/5 "2011-09-14T17:29:17Z")

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Are you high?

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### Author: ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/6 "2011-09-14T17:34:35Z")

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True story I decided to smash one of those BFC cans over my forehead one day and broke my nose. It’s way too much spaz drink for one person! It’ll make you start shitty threads and break bones…shitz fo realz yo.

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### Author: ![checko](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/checko/32/5422_2.png) [@checko](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/checko)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/7 "2011-09-14T17:53:27Z")

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Piss off

---------- Post added at 08:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:52 PM ----------

It was made to make fun of Evan…

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### Author: ![Quattro\_Krant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ac91a4/32.png) [@Quattro\_Krant](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro_Krant)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/8 "2011-09-14T18:20:50Z")

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So there is a place with 3 mediocre piece of shit cars, one gets backed in to, you grab a bro drink, and post a shit thread about it? Did you have your Monster hat on at an assinine angle and Fox hoody when you went in to the store? What about those fucking stupid sneakers that look like they were inflated with air? Did you have those on too?

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### Author: ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/9 "2011-09-14T18:42:56Z")

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> [@Quattro Krant](#):
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> So there is a place with 3 mediocre piece of shit cars, one gets backed in to, you grab a bro drink, and post a shit thread about it? Did you have your Monster hat on at an assinine angle and Fox hoody when you went in to the store? What about those fucking stupid sneakers that look like they were inflated with air? Did you have those on too?

Really bro, u jelly kno one backed into your shit ass rustbucket?

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### Author: ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/10 "2011-09-14T18:44:13Z")

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This was clearly a funny story that was to be made funny of me?

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### Author: ![checko](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/checko/32/5422_2.png) [@checko](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/checko)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/11 "2011-09-14T18:46:26Z")

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my car a pos? wheres your car on the rotating banner?

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### Author: ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/12 "2011-09-14T18:47:20Z")

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> [@honda4life](#):
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> Really bro, u jelly kno one backed into your shit ass rustbucket?

Also I’m pretty sure nick has way more money into his car then you would ever, hi my names quttraokrant I get pissed at everything and look soooooo cool pissed off I’m surprised kno one sac rides you on this site cause you always pissed off, you beat your wife or gf or bf when you come home from work

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### Author: ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/13 "2011-09-14T18:51:43Z")

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![http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/003/375/cool-story-bro.jpg?1244744914](http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/003/375/cool-story-bro.jpg?1244744914)

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### Author: ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/14 "2011-09-14T18:52:10Z")

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So you guys are deff stoned right?

![http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/68/tumblr_l1ke4hMYtj1qzzw5do1_500.gif](http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/68/tumblr_l1ke4hMYtj1qzzw5do1_500.gif)

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### Author: ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/15 "2011-09-14T18:54:58Z")

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WILL YOU STOP SPELLING ‘NO’ ‘KNO.’ AHHHHHH.

With that said, everything quattrokrant types is fucking amazing.

On the flip side, checko is a legit dude.

sooooo.  
let the fight continue.

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### Author: ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/16 "2011-09-14T18:55:10Z")

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FYI I don’t smoke pot and either does Checko, so cool story bro

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### Author: ![checko](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/checko/32/5422_2.png) [@checko](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/checko)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/17 "2011-09-14T18:56:23Z")

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good google image searches bro brazz

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### Author: ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/18 "2011-09-14T18:56:51Z")

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krant has an r8

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### Author: ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/19 "2011-09-14T18:58:39Z")

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Being stoned would make more sense of this. You should prob just say you are.

---------- Post added at 05:58 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:57 PM ----------

> [@checko](#):
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> good google image searches bro brazz

![http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/21/128665293228038136.jpg](http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/21/128665293228038136.jpg)

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### Author: ![checko](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/checko/32/5422_2.png) [@checko](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/checko)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/216532/20 "2011-09-14T19:01:42Z")

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not stoned. not mad, this is humorous

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