# Story time. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 17, 2008, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645 "2008-07-17T11:17:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/41 "2008-07-17T12:11:53Z")
> [@BuickGN](#): > > god your such a fag, did u fuck him? No, I hate fucking dudes. :iobarf: > [@Fry](#): > > See, I lack both. Hence I keep my mouth shut. 🙂 Yet you type so much! :biglaugh: ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/42 "2008-07-17T12:12:51Z")
lol wtf moon cricket ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/43 "2008-07-17T12:14:29Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > That’s it. I had reached my limit. I can deal with domestic violence. I can deal with being a slob in public. But to not know how many teeth are in your own mouth? Enough is enough. I got up, walked up behind him, tapped him on the shoulder. As he turned around I reached back, and BAM! My fist connected squarely with his dirty grin. Laid him right the fuck out. He looked up at me with a toothless expression of shock. I hovered over him for a moment, like a wolf in the final throes of a kill. The spit that flew from my mouth connected squarely with his left cheek. He grimaced and looked at the ivory specks all over the tile floor of the dentist’s office. “Now you can count them, you skeevy fuck” I exclaimed over my shoulder as i walked out of the office. EDITED: This is way better… ---
**Author:** ![MXS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mxs/32/7507_2.png) [@MXS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MXS)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/44 "2008-07-17T12:18:13Z")
new ending FTW. Kid probably would have hit you back, even in front of his own mother. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/45 "2008-07-17T12:18:44Z")
:lol: đź‘Ź ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/46 "2008-07-17T12:22:40Z")
haha. I hope passmcgrass reads this, we witnessed the same kid saying the same shit while working. lol, moon crickets ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/47 "2008-07-17T12:23:14Z")
Newman’s edit just destroyed your edit Fry. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/48 "2008-07-17T12:25:58Z")
:word: :bowdown: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/49 "2008-07-17T12:27:52Z")
> [@Afrank45](#): > > I’m still trying to figure out why people believe that black or white is a lifestyle rather than poor or uneducated 🙂 (god i miss stirring the pot) > > Finally i can unleash my rage on these got damn white kids… im soooooooooo mad at them i wish i could call them all honkey and be on my way but NOOOO i have to deal with all this mularkey even though they can call me nig nog and moon cricket and other random racial slurs and no one cares…god im sooo mad i cant stand these lil white devils… > > Idk fry i think you dropped the ball on this one i believe the eye contact with the secretary was the go sign to drop the ban hammer on him…im just saying :lol: Do you have some sort of racism detection script running on your desktop or something? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/50 "2008-07-17T12:29:11Z")
I want to be friends w/ afrank. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/51 "2008-07-17T12:31:54Z")
> [@newman](#): > > I want to be friends w/ afrank. :word: He seems way cooler than most of the board. I just think it’s funny that he disappeared for like 6 months then popped up in like 3 threads in the last week to point out how stupid some of the racial ignorance is no here. ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/52 "2008-07-17T12:34:25Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > :lol: Do you have some sort of racism detection script running on your desktop or something? where is the racism in this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/53 "2008-07-17T12:37:31Z")
> [@BuickGN](#): > > im still trying to figure out why white folk try and act black, really makes no sense to me. ![http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f312/Tonito44/ThatsRacist.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/c/bc98b15d08f524eec96d09ae2df9f61753bae8c2.gif) ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/54 "2008-07-17T12:38:45Z")
yeah. the only way someone could “act black” is by changing their skin color. ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/55 "2008-07-17T12:39:05Z")
lol thats not racist at all, its a question why the fuck do white people try and act black, sorry i could not think of a more PC way to put it. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/56 "2008-07-17T12:39:49Z")
Maybe that’s what he meant? ![http://kilby.sac.on.ca/towerslibrary/pages/users/Video%20-%20Black%20Like%20Me.jpg](http://kilby.sac.on.ca/towerslibrary/pages/users/Video%20-%20Black%20Like%20Me.jpg) That was an interesting book… ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/57 "2008-07-17T12:39:53Z")
> [@BuickGN](#): > > im still trying to figure out why white folk try and act black, really makes no sense to me. I’m still trying to figure out why some girls (rather attractive girls) find complete douche bags\* to be awesome. Douche bag as classified as “Oh yea my first DWI I told the cop off… blah blah” then continues to tell the girl how much he hates his parents that he dropped out of school and how much money a week he spends on pot. So basically your typical American eagle polo (cheap fuck), khaki shorts, backwards hat, and just generally sucks. Back to OP… Yea, I get really angry at kids like that, Asian people too… I think they have some phobia about holding the door for the person behind them. Maybe is a cultural thing to not be aware of your surrounding and hold the door for the 60 year old man behind them. :shrug: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/58 "2008-07-17T12:41:21Z")
> [@BuickGN](#): > > lol thats not racist at all, its a question why the fuck do white people try and act black, sorry i could not think of a more PC way to put it. it’s racist because you’re implying that every black person acts the same way. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/59 "2008-07-17T12:41:56Z")
> [@newman](#): > > I want to be friends w/ afrank. Seriously, He’s got a sense of humor, :tup: to the darkness ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645/60 "2008-07-17T12:46:15Z")
> [@newman](#): > > it’s racist because you’re implying that every black person acts the same way. ohhh ok, so why do white people try and act like some ghetto thugs. sorry for the confusion 🙂 [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-time/51645.md?page=4)