# Story with a moral **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 10, 2006, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-with-a-moral/11856 "2006-05-10T10:21:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-with-a-moral/11856/1 "2006-05-10T10:21:40Z")
There is a moral to this story, but not exactly the one most of us are expecting! In the heat of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, “Gosh… if I go down three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed.” There was a fish in the water thinking, “Gosh… if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.” There was a bear on the shore thinking, “Gosh… if that fly goes down three inches that fish will jump for the fly… and I will grab him.” There was a hunter farther around the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich… “Gosh,” he thought, “If that fly goes down three inches… and that fish leaps for it… that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I’ll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch.” Now you probably think there has been enough activity, but I can tell you there’s more… A wee mouse by the hunter’s foot was thinking, “Gosh… if that fly goes down three inches… and that fish jumps for that fly… and that bear grabs for that fish… the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich.” A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time. “Gosh… if that fly goes down three inches… and that fish jumps for that fly … and that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that bear… and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich… then I can have mouse for lunch.” The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water. The fish swallows the fly… The bear grabs the fish… The hunter shoots the bear… . The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich… The cat jumps for the mouse… The mouse ducks… The cat falls into the water and drowns. The moral of the story is: (wait for it… ) Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is in serious danger. Hah, I got a chuckle out of it 😛 ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-with-a-moral/11856/2 "2006-05-10T10:38:58Z")
ha nice… i think i’ll have to read it again though later, i’ve just spent 5+ hours doing papers and studying for finals, and reading isn’t something i want to do at the moment for leisure ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-with-a-moral/11856/3 "2006-05-10T10:40:41Z")
Haha nice. ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-with-a-moral/11856/4 "2006-05-10T10:45:07Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-with-a-moral/11856/5 "2006-05-10T10:53:14Z")
Howie so funny. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-with-a-moral/11856/6 "2006-05-10T11:04:01Z")
Roll Full ---
**Author:** ![audios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@audios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/audios)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-with-a-moral/11856/7 "2006-05-10T11:35:23Z")
i dont get it…i mean i do, but i must be different. when my fly goes down 3 inches LAFENGAS starts to cry…but its nothing that a little milk and cookies couldnt do to make him feel better ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-with-a-moral/11856/8 "2006-05-10T11:51:37Z")
> [@audios](#): > > i dont get it…i mean i do, but i must be different. when my fly goes down 3 inches LAFENGAS starts to cry…but its nothing that a little milk and cookies couldnt do to make him feel better Oh snap, are you infering that Lafengas = pussy? :jawdrop: ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-with-a-moral/11856/9 "2006-05-10T11:56:37Z")
ha ha cute. kind of. ---
**Author:** ![audios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@audios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/audios)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-with-a-moral/11856/10 "2006-05-10T12:06:05Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > Oh snap, are you infering that Lafengas = pussy? :jawdrop: not at all. just that his bum hurts when i am finished. it sounds alot gayer when i have to explain it…why couldnt you just have gotten the joke and moved on? damnit ---
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/story-with-a-moral/11856/11 "2006-05-10T12:14:33Z")
pics?