# Strange Sex Laws
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/strange-sex-laws/111389
**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic
**Created:** [November 27, 2007, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/strange-sex-laws/111389 "2007-11-27T11:06:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2007, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/strange-sex-laws/111389/1 "2007-11-27T11:06:09Z")
AKA, more random C&P from Driver:
Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.
An erection that shows through a man’s clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.
In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.
In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There’s every woman’s fantasy gone down the drain).
In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.
In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife’s ear during sex.
In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.
In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).
In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop’s meat freezer.
In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.
Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:
In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.
In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.
Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals…In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.
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### Author:  [@Cal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cal)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2007, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/strange-sex-laws/111389/2 "2007-11-28T07:06:03Z")
So I wonder if the bartender in Florida who offered me fellatio was an undercover cop and wanted to bust me. Or maybe she just wanted to make me bust.
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### Author:  [@spynn56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spynn56)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2007, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/strange-sex-laws/111389/3 "2007-11-29T13:13:52Z")
How many people had to be busted in a meat freezer to warrant a law being written to prevent it?
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### Author:  [@Blue\_S13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_S13)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/strange-sex-laws/111389/4 "2007-11-29T14:44:18Z")
> [@Anyone have 15K and want an FD that doesn't blow up?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-have-15k-and-want-an-fd-that-doesnt-blow-up/15022/16):
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> In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.
Shit…I broke the law.🙂
(Joking…or am I?)
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### Author:  [@Hector](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hector)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/strange-sex-laws/111389/5 "2007-11-29T15:08:30Z")
> [@Cal"](#):
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> So I wonder if the bartender in Florida who offered me a rim job was an undercover cop and wanted to bust me. Or maybe he just wanted to make me bust.
there u go i fixed it
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### Author:  [@fastback240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fastback240)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/strange-sex-laws/111389/6 "2007-11-29T18:22:49Z")
where do u find all this?
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### Author:  [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2007, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/strange-sex-laws/111389/7 "2007-11-30T06:12:31Z")
> [@I am looking for product ideas](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-looking-for-product-ideas/15038/36):
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> where do u find all this?
G35Driver. And I also post shit from SON on there. By using other people’s material in a fresh surrounding, it makes me seem wittier than I really am.