# Stripper Tax? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 12, 2009, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751 "2009-03-12T09:34:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FMFGSX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/1 "2009-03-12T09:34:37Z")
So watching the news today at lunch and I see the “Stripper Tax”. [http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/stripper.tax.pole.2.955841.html?detectflash=false](http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/stripper.tax.pole.2.955841.html?detectflash=false) This got me wondering what else is coming. “Bicycle” tax. [http://www.bicyclelaw.com/articles/a.cfm/legally-speaking-death-taxes-andfree-riders](http://www.bicyclelaw.com/articles/a.cfm/legally-speaking-death-taxes-andfree-riders) “Mileage Tax”. [http://economics.about.com/od/taxesandeconomicgrowth/a/mileage\_tax.htm](http://economics.about.com/od/taxesandeconomicgrowth/a/mileage_tax.htm) Here are some other off beat current taxes. [http://money.cnn.com/2005/02/18/pf/taxes/strangetaxesupdate/](http://money.cnn.com/2005/02/18/pf/taxes/strangetaxesupdate/) ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/2 "2009-03-12T09:40:03Z")
I am still trying to figure out why they are raising taxes on people with money. Pretty much people who are successful, supportive and active members of society have to pay more taxes to support those who are lazy and unproductive members of society. YES WE CAN! LOL. No wonder companies are cutting back production, it’s to keep from having to support the moochers! ---
**Author:** ![FMFGSX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/3 "2009-03-12T09:42:00Z")
I think the Illegal drug tax is funny as shit. “In Tennessee, when you acquire an illegal drug (even “moonshine”), you have 48 hours to report to the Department of Revenue and pay your tax, in exchange for which you’ll receive stamps to affix to your illegal substance. The stamps serve as evidence you paid the tax on the illegal product.” ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/4 "2009-03-12T09:50:08Z")
lmfao wow. Which reminds me, people who want marijuana legalized are fucking morons. Why would you want a tax on something thats already cheap now and readily available? ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/5 "2009-03-12T09:51:36Z")
> [@FS: Race hatch \*pics\*... Built LS Vtec 350whp dyno tuned. Full Swap and ext](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-race-hatch-pics-built-ls-vtec-350whp-dyno-tuned-full-swap-and-ext/13843/54): > > lmfao wow. > > Which reminds me, people who want marijuana legalized are fucking morons. Why would you want a tax on something thats already cheap now and readily available? cause they wont get arrested when caught with it… duh ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/6 "2009-03-12T09:57:37Z")
> [@Name that car!...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/name-that-car/15440/10): > > cause they wont get arrested when caught with it… duh So don’t get caught. It’s not hard. :lol ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/7 "2009-03-12T10:10:37Z")
Those taxes on soda and stuff were all dropped. The stimulus package that the government is giving NYS is covering that. It was on the news last night. ---
**Author:** ![FMFGSX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/8 "2009-03-12T10:19:49Z")
I missed that report. I did hear of talks on another stimulus package. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/9 "2009-03-12T10:24:00Z")
LOL the bicycle tax. They cant tax the pieces seperately, so just sell the bikes without the wheels. Then for your promo deal, say free wheel sets included. Remember with most dumb ass ideas, there are always dumb ways to get around them. It is fucking stupid, people try to spend less on high MPG cars to save money, save gas, which keeps the gas prices from climbing, less polution. Same for people riding bikes… they dont use any! So lets tax the respectfull people. good idea. Has anyone seen charts with the actual number figure that these tax increases actually pull in each year? What I am getting at, is I bet they dont get much more income from these wild taxes. How come gov. cant be frugile with their spendings? Make wise investments? Think long and hard about where the money goes? You know much like EVERY normal citizen does prior to making purchases! Ohh yeah, becasue makeing a bullshit tax is quick easy money, and doesnt require any thinking. My mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/10 "2009-03-12T11:10:09Z")
Fucking blind motherfucker shoulda stuck to doing coke. what an asshole. 👏retardclap ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/11 "2009-03-12T11:13:07Z")
> [@Best link ever! Hot Babes and Hot Cars!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-link-ever-hot-babes-and-hot-cars/15442/5): > > So don’t get caught. It’s not hard. :lol Right but when you do, they’re either cool and give you a ticket, or they’re cocksuckers and give you a field sobriety check and potentially a dwi/dwai. _fuckers._ ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/12 "2009-03-12T12:31:37Z")
"Assemblyman Felix Ortiz, a Bronx Democrat, says the revenue would go to helping victims of human trafficking. " Yeah, I bet it would :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![FMFGSX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/13 "2009-03-12T13:00:51Z")
> [@WTB: DEMO CAR!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-demo-car/15327/11): > > "Assemblyman Felix Ortiz, a Bronx Democrat, says the revenue would go to helping victims of human trafficking. " > > Yeah, I bet it would :rolleyes: It goes to pay his drug tax. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/14 "2009-03-12T13:12:47Z")
> [@POLL: Nyspeed Fantasy Football](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poll-nyspeed-fantasy-football/15435/10): > > I think the Illegal drug tax is funny as shit. > > “In Tennessee, when you acquire an illegal drug (even “moonshine”), you have 48 hours to report to the Department of Revenue and pay your tax, in exchange for which you’ll receive stamps to affix to your illegal substance. The stamps serve as evidence you paid the tax on the illegal product.” Speaking of moonshine does anybody know where to get some? ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/15 "2009-03-12T13:14:13Z")
Mobil sells E85 now, pretty much the same stuff right? 👅retardclap ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/16 "2009-03-12T13:27:32Z")
Ive never tasted it. The 15% gas part might screw up the taste. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/17 "2009-03-12T13:33:42Z")
Moonshine is awesome. I had a mason jar full at the house from Kentucky when i went, but I drank it all already… if someone knows where to get more local I’m down to buy. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/18 "2009-03-12T13:41:38Z")
I tried some that somebody got from down south and I could tell just a little will have me pretty fucked up. I definately want to get some. ---
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/19 "2009-03-12T13:45:31Z")
Patterson is just pissed off because he cant see the strippers. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751/20 "2009-03-12T13:49:38Z")
Patterson is an absolute tard [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751.md?page=2)