# Student throws puppy, escapes on Bulldozer.

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**Created:** [June 23, 2010, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871 "2010-06-23T05:31:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/1 "2010-06-23T05:31:43Z")

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bahahahah you have got to be shitting me. :rofl :rofl :rofl

> A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria when he made a rude gesture at a group of Hells Angels, hurled a puppy at them and then escaped on a stolen bulldozer.
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> The 26-year-old drove into the grounds of the motorcycle gang members’ clubhouse north of Munich on Sunday, according to reports in local media.
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> The young man, who was not identified, then dropped his pants, threw the puppy, and then fled.
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> After making his getaway, he stole the bulldozer from a construction site, and attempted to drive it to Munich. However, it was not fast enough, and his snail-like pace caused a 3-mile traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, according to a report in the English-language newspaper The Local, which cited the daily tz.
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> He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.
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> “What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell’s Angels is currently unclear,” said a spokesman for local police. He said the student had lately been suffering from depression.
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> The puppy was now in safe hands at a local animal shelter, the spokesman added.

> **[German throws puppy at Hells Angels bikers then flees on bulldozer](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/7830524/German-throws-puppy-at-Hells-Angels-bikers-then-flees-on-bulldozer.html)**
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> A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria when he made a rude gesture at a group of Hells Angels, hurled a puppy at them and then escaped on a stolen bulldozer.

some of this shit you just can’t make up. :rofl :rofl :rofl

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/2 "2010-06-23T05:36:33Z")

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Wow :rofl

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**Author:** ![NedZ32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nedz32/32/6393_2.png) [@NedZ32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NedZ32)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/3 "2010-06-23T05:39:07Z")

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There are hells angels in bavaria? Lol

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/4 "2010-06-23T05:40:11Z")

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![http://memegenerator.net/Foul-Bachelor-Frog/ImageMacro/1394141/Foul-Bachelor-Frog-Depressed-Drop-pants-throw-puppy-at-Hells-Angels.jpg](http://memegenerator.net/Foul-Bachelor-Frog/ImageMacro/1394141/Foul-Bachelor-Frog-Depressed-Drop-pants-throw-puppy-at-Hells-Angels.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/5 "2010-06-23T08:24:31Z")

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> [@97 audi a4 quatto 1.8t](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/97-audi-a4-quatto-1-8t/32701/13):
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> ![http://memegenerator.net/Foul-Bachelor-Frog/ImageMacro/1394141/Foul-Bachelor-Frog-Depressed-Drop-pants-throw-puppy-at-Hells-Angels.jpg](http://memegenerator.net/Foul-Bachelor-Frog/ImageMacro/1394141/Foul-Bachelor-Frog-Depressed-Drop-pants-throw-puppy-at-Hells-Angels.jpg)

:rofl

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/6 "2010-06-23T08:40:58Z")

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I stopped two lanes of traffic today to help a stranded turtle across the street.

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/7 "2010-06-23T09:01:27Z")

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Here is the video of his escape

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/8 "2010-06-23T09:03:27Z")

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improper use of bachelor frog is improper

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/9 "2010-06-23T09:26:17Z")

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Yea, I know.

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**Author:** ![aldog1330](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aldog1330/32/6517_2.png) [@aldog1330](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aldog1330)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/10 "2010-06-23T09:32:40Z")

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Epic story, read that yesterday. He’s lucky the hells angels didn’t have their way with him. Now THAT would have made an awesome Youtube video.

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/11 "2010-06-23T09:33:08Z")

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Amazing :rofl

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/12 "2010-06-23T09:37:59Z")

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> [@Michael Vick in trouble (or The Misadventures of Ron Mexico)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-vick-in-trouble-or-the-misadventures-of-ron-mexico/32852/73):
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> Here is the video of his escape
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHCxdlZ7G18](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHCxdlZ7G18)

:rofl !

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/13 "2010-06-23T18:31:19Z")

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> [@Michael Vick in trouble (or The Misadventures of Ron Mexico)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-vick-in-trouble-or-the-misadventures-of-ron-mexico/32852/73):
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> Here is the video of his escape
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHCxdlZ7G18](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHCxdlZ7G18)

Thats the same guy that did the real life Mario Cart

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**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/14 "2010-06-23T18:35:03Z")

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wtf news story?! lol shit be messed up

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**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/15 "2010-06-23T19:27:48Z")

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lols achieved.

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**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/16 "2010-06-23T20:37:13Z")

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:rofl :rofl :rofl

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/17 "2010-06-23T22:48:12Z")

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this is epic, anyone down to do this? harley rondezvous is this weekend, i can get hold of a bulldozer easily, and im sure we can jack my neighbors dog. LOL

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**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 4:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/18 "2010-06-24T04:07:56Z")

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:rofl oh god, i can only imagine you doing this up at the rendevous

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/student-throws-puppy-escapes-on-bulldozer/252871/19 "2010-06-24T06:00:38Z")

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i would LOL for DAYS!!!
