# Stupid housing **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 23, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-housing/13735 "2006-06-23T20:44:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-housing/13735/1 "2006-06-23T20:44:15Z")
They gave me a double. I don’t want a double. I want a single. You want to know why I want a single? Because I’m a cynical boy that would drive any person nutso to live with. No, really. I’m bonkers, they would be bonkers, and we’re all gonna be going bonkers. On top of this it is on North Campus. Freshman housing. I don’t want to be in a Freshman house. I’d like to be around people that don’t put those stupid clear plastic covers on papers or think cramming for an exam is a terrific way to study. I’m such a whiney little brat. hahrharhhrrr ---
**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-housing/13735/2 "2006-06-23T20:56:54Z")
you don’t want a single trust me. And why do you want to live on campus anyway? Off campus \> on ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-housing/13735/3 "2006-06-23T21:06:05Z")
ummm yaaaa. off campus at cornell ftw… i can put you in touch with a friend that goes there if you want. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-housing/13735/4 "2006-06-23T21:13:06Z")
I’d love to live off campus, but unfortunately I have no way to pay for that. I’m taking applications for sugar daddy/mama/husbear/old lady friend with money. Name: \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Age: \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ original sex: \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ current sex:\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ income: _00,000,000+ pets: \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (no snapping turtles please) how big the ladythings are:_\_\_ how big the nemo is:\_\_\_ no snoring, no cuddling, and please no dancing on the table with the spurs on. What does one get out of this? I’m not sure–I just wanted to know how they stuff their bra/undies so well. Although I could live in Cascadilla, which is IN the thriving metropolis of Ithaca. Thank goodness my course selection has went through without a hitch. I hope. biochem and neurobiology here i come. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-housing/13735/5 "2006-06-23T21:13:36Z")
> [@Locutus](#): > > ummm yaaaa. off campus at cornell ftw… i can put you in touch with a friend that goes there if you want. oh who oh who oh who!! really!? jon that would be swell! ---
**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-housing/13735/6 "2006-06-23T21:46:33Z")
on campus is usually way more expensive than off campus ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-housing/13735/7 "2006-06-23T21:48:14Z")
But I can take out loans for on campus. I can only take out loans for off campus with the Bank of Husbears I made a campaign picture: ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/jeepsrule1/IMG_4413-1.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/jeepsrule1/IMG_4413-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2006, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-housing/13735/8 "2006-06-24T06:10:20Z")
Maybe you’ll have an awesomely cool roomate. but maybe not 😉 good luck! ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-housing/13735/9 "2006-06-24T11:55:14Z")
People from Jersey aren’t awesomely cool. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-housing/13735/10 "2006-06-24T11:55:56Z")
^ I beg to differ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2006, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-housing/13735/11 "2006-06-24T12:00:33Z")
He doesn’t count. He’s not a native. ---
**Author:** ![IwannaZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iwannaz/32/7273_2.png) [@IwannaZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IwannaZ)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-housing/13735/12 "2006-06-25T10:23:25Z")
that sucks. The dorms were fun, but i am glad to have my own room. on campus apartments ftw.