# Stupid names

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620>\
**Category:** SON240sx Automotive\
**Created:** [October 29, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620 "2007-10-29T14:27:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cal](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cal/32/5505_2.png) [@Cal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cal)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/1 "2007-10-29T14:27:10Z")

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An Email from work

> This client is looking for the support rep who assisted her. Her name is Gay Rice. She would like a call back.

Today I also had a client named Gaylord, and he insisted on repeating his name repeatedly throughout our conversation; needless to say I could barely contain the laughter.

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**Author:** ![S13GG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s13gg/32/5506_2.png) [@S13GG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S13GG)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/2 "2007-10-29T16:34:26Z")

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other than Cornelious, I have nothing on your funny names…

^an old black guy I was talking to at a toronto courthouse waiting to file documents…

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**Author:** ![D\_Fresh](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/d_fresh/32/5542_2.png) [@D\_Fresh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/D_Fresh)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/3 "2007-10-29T16:43:49Z")

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There used to be an asian teacher at my old high school named Harry Sac

no lie.

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**Author:** ![sidewayz240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@sidewayz240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sidewayz240)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/4 "2007-10-29T16:51:43Z")

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Haha, there was an old white teacher at my old school named Harry Pointer.

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**Author:** ![S13GG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s13gg/32/5506_2.png) [@S13GG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S13GG)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/5 "2007-10-29T16:53:01Z")

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“MR. Hand, your a dick”

-spicolli

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**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/6 "2007-10-29T17:00:05Z")

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I’ve met a black guy named Midnight before. I lol’d when he introduced himself to me.

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**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/7 "2007-10-29T17:13:55Z")

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There was a guy at my old work named Fuk Kien Tang. His email address was [fukt@nottellingyouwhatcompanybcyoullgetmeinshit.com](mailto:fukt@nottellingyouwhatcompanybcyoullgetmeinshit.com)  
Dead serious about the first part of it, I’m willing to bet everyone that got an email from him laughed their ass off.

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**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/8 "2007-10-29T18:38:47Z")

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So this guy calls me up one day at work and the conversation went like:

> Me: Hello  
> Caller: What it do?  
> Me: I’m sorry?  
> Caller: It’s Maak  
> Me: What?  
> Caller: Maak  
> Me: Listen buddy I think you got the wrong number. _click_

Man where do these parents come up with these names.

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**Author:** ![Drift\_ready180sx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3e96dc/32.png) [@Drift\_ready180sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Drift_ready180sx)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/9 "2007-10-29T18:54:16Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![agent240sx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@agent240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/agent240sx)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/10 "2007-10-29T19:13:41Z")

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I passed by a towing company’s truck named “Camel Towing” I lol’d and took a pic with my cell phone.

Camel Towing  
Black trucks with gold lettering.

Not a person and not really a stupid name, I thought it was classic.

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**Author:** ![Lucas180](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lucas180/32/5556_2.png) [@Lucas180](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucas180)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/11 "2007-10-29T19:36:09Z")

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There was a kid in my school named Jesse balz …just imagine if his name were Harry LMAO…or other names imagine the possibilitys haha

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/12 "2007-10-29T20:16:26Z")

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O man I wish you asked this when I was at Kodak. I had a freaking list.

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**Author:** ![jammin1911](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@jammin1911](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jammin1911)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/13 "2007-10-29T20:31:39Z")

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spd-dmn got pulled over by a cop called “Officer Lawless”

thought that was pretty awesome.

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**Author:** ![NoSkillz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/noskillz/32/5606_2.png) [@NoSkillz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NoSkillz)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/14 "2007-10-30T04:50:45Z")

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i know of someone who’s name is “abcd”

honestly wtf kind of name is that

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**Author:** ![OneEightZero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c6cbf5/32.png) [@OneEightZero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OneEightZero)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/15 "2007-10-30T05:04:07Z")

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Nice agent , THeres funny teachers with name , like Mrs.Ng with is pronounced Ning

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**Author:** ![roast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/roast/32/5498_2.png) [@roast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/roast)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/16 "2007-10-30T05:26:09Z")

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I saw this van with the company name “Therapist’s Choice”… Couldn’t stop laughing…

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**Author:** ![krgoodwin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krgoodwin/32/5559_2.png) [@krgoodwin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/krgoodwin)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/17 "2007-10-30T06:02:52Z")

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> [@Half-Mile: Me vs. Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/half-mile-me-vs-ninja/14690/25):
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> I saw this van with the company name “Therapist’s Choice”… Couldn’t stop laughing…

I saw a van in Barrie that said “The Crack Doctor” on it. Had a cage in the back.

My elementary school librarian’s name was Jing Jing Ding and one of my customers is named Dr. Deathe.

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**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/18 "2007-10-30T06:07:51Z")

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Heh, I like Richard’s the best. All it needs is a FREE CANDY! sticker on the side and you’re set 😃

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**Author:** ![matty](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matty/32/5043_2.png) [@matty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matty)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/19 "2007-10-30T06:08:22Z")

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haha ive seen camel towing aswell

god bless them

down here in the niagara region, theres a guy in the phone book whose name is “Harry Dick”

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**Author:** ![matty](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matty/32/5043_2.png) [@matty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matty)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-names/110620/20 "2007-10-30T06:09:43Z")

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at brock university we also have a Dr. Love

not so much funny, but cool

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