# Stupid people today thread: sponsored by Xanax
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [March 1, 2011, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137 "2011-03-01T08:02:30Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/1 "2011-03-01T08:02:30Z")
Simple idea. Post up a little story of what the stupid person did in front of you today.
I had two already, and its only 10:40
8:30am: driving through the parking garage I approach the right hand 180 deg turn to continue up to find a parking spot with about 3 cars behind me. I look to the right and see 2 people walking up the middle of the driving path. The guy hears me, then sees me coming, and promptly scurys out of the way and get to the left as not to get in the way of my truck as I approach. But the numbnuts lady he just moved past to get out of the way doesnt. she continues to drag her roll behind computer bag right up the middle. By now I made the 180 deg turn and am driving a walking pace 10 feet behind this bitch. Still walking up the middle. I give her about 10 seconds, even the guy looks over his shoulder and is like WTF is she doing? I had enough and got about 2 feet behind her and LAID on the horn! she finally moves out of the way and as I go by gives me the look like I am the ass hole! Fortunately I had my window down and asked her “What the fuck makes you so special you can walk up the middle of the parking lot holding everyone up behind you? Or are just that stupid that you didn’t get the idea like the guy ahead of you to be respectful and get out of the way?” she just scoffed at me and didnt say a word.
and number two.
There is a little newstand in our building. I already made my purchase of Arizona tea and pop tarts, and my buddy was waiting for the lady to give him his money from the lotto tickets he had. The clerks “helper” was yaking to her about some dumb shit on her cell phone just sitting there. A guy behind us was at the lotto ticket machine and was on his way out and kindly asked as he extended a 1$ bill, “may I have a lucky 7’s please?” helper bitch, sitting on a stool with the lucky 7’s 8 inches behind her says “You need to get in line like the normal people”. He just said “well ok then.” and walked out. Really are you that fucking lazy you can turn around and grab a ticket YOU ARE SELLING and hand it to him, then wait for the next patron to make a sale that will open the cash drawer and put the dollar in it? Really?
I figure venting on here is better than punching someone in the face that pisses me off… so maybe it will help you too! :rofl
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/2 "2011-03-01T08:04:10Z")
State employees.
Is it me, or are state employees responsible for 80% of lotto/scratch off revenue?
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/3 "2011-03-01T08:06:01Z")
:rofl at your first one.
Nothing to report yet. I’m sure I’ll encounter something on my way to M&T Bank in DT in about 30 minutes.
BTW…it’s sponsored…😉
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/4 "2011-03-01T08:09:45Z")
> [@Audi a4/s4 review](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/audi-a4-s4-review/40027/30):
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> State employees.
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> Is it me, or are state employees responsible for 80% of lotto/scratch off revenue?
yep! retarded. They pay you, and take most of it back prior to it hitting your bank account. Then once you get your hands on what left, you feed it into a machine and back into their pocket! :retardclap
> [@BUFFALO #7 in the COUNTRY for highest gas prices](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-7-in-the-country-for-highest-gas-prices/40030/24):
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> :rofl at your first one.
>
> Nothing to report yet. I’m sure I’ll encounter something on my way to M&T Bank in DT in about 30 minutes.
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> BTW…it’s sponsored…😉
ffuuuu edited 🙂
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/5 "2011-03-01T08:29:27Z")
25 minutes of a rep from the Troy dmv screaming at me because she didn’t believe the information I was giving her (which I was reading directly from our DMV procedure manual) was correct because she didn’t want to admit to making a mistake. Meanwhile all my co-workers phones are ringing off the hookwhile I’m tied up with this bitch. Finally my supervisor got on the line and dealt with another 10 min of yelling until she finally hung up on us. How come even with hard proof you can’t get a woman to admit she’s wrong?
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/6 "2011-03-01T08:35:22Z")
Stupid people love being stupid, yet cant stand it when they are pointed out. Its a never ending loop of stupid fail.
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### Author:  [@Jeff\_K](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff_K)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/7 "2011-03-01T08:54:24Z")
[http://www.shift518.com/showthread.php?t=22945](http://www.shift518.com/showthread.php?t=22945)
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/8 "2011-03-01T08:58:51Z")
GD, where do you work at the DMV?
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/9 "2011-03-01T09:41:45Z")
KK don’t fuck with Clerks.
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/10 "2011-03-01T09:45:07Z")
Dude you gotta see the troll and mini troll that run this joint… you will understand then.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/11 "2011-03-01T09:47:54Z")
Not today, but this week:
> **[Ben Wray](http://www.facebook.com/bennyfizzle/videos/10150159782783993/)**
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> They sat there for 20 minutes before this....
> **[Ben Wray](http://www.facebook.com/bennyfizzle/videos/10150159785638993/)**
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> 10 minutes later they do this lol
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### Author:  [@MikeF2D](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeF2D)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/12 "2011-03-01T09:52:28Z")
i posted it in the sightings thread, but as i was leaving b lot at hvcc, a guy in an f150 was turning in, and apparently needed to use my lane too. he got all pissy and asked “you just couldnt stay back, could you?” i promptly told him to either learn to turn the damn wheel, or drive something he might be able to handle. dude was like 45
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/13 "2011-03-01T09:56:52Z")
> [@Audi a4/s4 review](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/audi-a4-s4-review/40027/34):
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> GD, where do you work at the DMV?
I work in IOCU Inter-Office Communications Unit on Swan St in Albany. I’m the behind the scenes person the office calls when they can’t figure out how to do something, they also call me when they mess something up. I’m kinda like a pooper scooper for the tards at the office counters.
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/14 "2011-03-01T10:01:52Z")
> [@Favorite Sportscar's V. Looks Only](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-sportscars-v-looks-only/39981/66):
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> Not today, but this week:
>
> [Random person annhiliates garage parking gate. | They sat there for 20 minutes before this.... | By Ben | Facebook](http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150159782783993)
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> [Random person in a van takes out another gate at the garage. | 10 minutes later they do this lol | By Ben | Facebook](http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150159785638993)
wait they take out the stick once. turn around leave, do a u turn and hit the wall on lane 1 and take that stick out too!
did you get them?
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/15 "2011-03-01T10:12:32Z")
Yeah apparently they hit a parked car in schenect and got locked the fuck up.
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/16 "2011-03-01T10:24:41Z")
Xanax. :rofl
+rep for saying that to that dumb lady. Most people would have just honked and then sped off.
The world needs more KKs.
_edit_ Must spread some aids around before giving it to KK again. =[
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/17 "2011-03-01T10:27:58Z")
> [@What does your bedroom look like?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-your-bedroom-look-like/40029/35):
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> I work in IOCU Inter-Office Communications Unit on Swan St in Albany. I’m the behind the scenes person the office calls when they can’t figure out how to do something, they also call me when they mess something up. I’m kinda like a pooper scooper for the tards at the office counters.
Oof. Sorry to hear. Schen. DMV makes me cry. Fucking chaos in there.
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### Author:  [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/18 "2011-03-01T10:42:58Z")
I just learned that the Schoharie DMV is ran by the county and not the state, hence why it’s awesome :lol
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/19 "2011-03-01T12:11:40Z")
> [@The Multi-Rotor (Wankle) Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-multi-rotor-wankle-thread/40044/32):
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> Oof. Sorry to hear. Schen. DMV makes me cry. Fucking chaos in there.
Its really not that bad, its never the same day twice and I actually get to use my brain. Some of the situations we encounter are pretty hilarious, like the guy who wanted to know if he could convert the sidecar of his motorcycle to fit his wifes casket.
> [@FS: 240sx parts - vlsd, 180sx aero,\*Updated jan 28\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-240sx-parts-vlsd-180sx-aero-updated-jan-28/39969/26):
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> I just learned that the Schoharie DMV is ran by the county and not the state, hence why it’s awesome :lol
Actually unless its a district office all DMV’s are ran by the county they reside in.
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-people-today-thread-sponsored-by-xanax/257137/20 "2011-03-01T12:28:40Z")
Corey and that downpipe of his.
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