# Stupid policies@work..
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [February 24, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091 "2011-02-24T20:55:50Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/21 "2011-02-25T18:24:55Z")
> [@Stupid Quiz](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-quiz/39921/15):
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> Oh man I can have a field day with this from previous employment history.
BITCH WHAT? :rofl
wait let me guess’
1. for whatever reason they told me to only paint the walls, not the floor, tools and outlets/switches
:lol im just bustin
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/22 "2011-02-26T22:50:53Z")
> [@motorcycle tack day helmet cam](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motorcycle-tack-day-helmet-cam/39924/9):
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> I think NYS law allows you to be up to 7 mins late or some shit.
Yes.
At least that’s how it is in the retail industry. You are allowed a 7 minute window to clock in.
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### Author:  [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2011, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/23 "2011-02-27T08:46:28Z")
Not surprised if you’re working on an active duty military base, NYS law probably doesn’t touch that.
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2011, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/24 "2011-02-27T10:31:59Z")
> [@KrazyKid"](#):
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> When I open my shop I will have only 3 policies:
>
> - Do work, get paid.
> - Don’t do something that will get me sued.
> - Show tits or GTFO.
>
> All three posted in clear bold print.
so if i work for you, i have to show you my tits? i doubt you’d wanna see.
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2011, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/25 "2011-02-27T10:32:51Z")
> [@motorcycle tack day helmet cam](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motorcycle-tack-day-helmet-cam/39924/9):
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> I think NYS law allows you to be up to 7 mins late or some shit.
not if its a private place, like albany med
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### Author:  [@LS\_WS.6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LS_WS.6)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2011, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/26 "2011-02-27T11:39:19Z")
ummmm no rules i wear my gym cloths to work…so i guess that makes them my work cloths
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### Author:  [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2011, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/27 "2011-02-27T12:09:14Z")
Same gender pat-down screening. I’d rather pat-down the hot womenz
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### Author:  [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2011, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/28 "2011-02-27T12:11:51Z")
Must wear company issued steel toe work boots when 95% of my job is answering phone calls and installing hard drives.
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### Author:  [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2011, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/29 "2011-02-27T12:51:56Z")
FB & GM
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/30 "2011-02-27T18:02:36Z")
> [@Soulja Boy - Jammin](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soulja-boy-jammin/39975/5):
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> Must wear company issued steel toe work boots when 95% of my job is answering phone calls and installing hard drives.
:rofl. That blows.
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2011, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/31 "2011-02-28T06:23:05Z")
I was 30 min late this morning. :rofl
I strolled in and fuck yeah’d.
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### Author:  [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2011, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/32 "2011-02-28T07:00:52Z")
> [@01 Black Z28 Hatch, Pass door, Front bumper, airbags](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/01-black-z28-hatch-pass-door-front-bumper-airbags/39994/6):
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> I was 30 min late this morning. :rofl
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> I strolled in and fuck yeah’d.
rofl, same
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2011, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/33 "2011-02-28T07:04:01Z")
> [@Soulja Boy - Jammin](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soulja-boy-jammin/39975/5):
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> Must wear company issued steel toe work boots when 95% of my job is answering phone calls and installing hard drives.
Wow thats stupidddd. Shit, even Im allowed to wear hiking boots when im working over the summer and its a much more labor intensive job than installing hard drives.
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2011, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/34 "2011-02-28T07:20:43Z")
Just accepted a 2 hr meeting request in outlook. Location: Pearl St. Pub - reason for meeting: team building exercise.
FFFFFF\_YEAHHH
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### Author:  [@Average\_Jerk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Average_Jerk)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2011, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/35 "2011-02-28T07:39:37Z")
> [@01 Black Z28 Hatch, Pass door, Front bumper, airbags](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/01-black-z28-hatch-pass-door-front-bumper-airbags/39994/6):
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> I was 30 min late this morning. :rofl
>
> I strolled in and fuck yeah’d.
hahaha I do that too. roll in late
me - morning!
boss - um hi
me - what a fucking morning, huh
boss - ummmm ok
me - time to sling car parts
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### Author:  [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2011, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/36 "2011-02-28T08:04:02Z")
If I had a serious set schedule I’d be late :lol
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### Author:  [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2011, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-policies-work/257091/37 "2011-02-28T11:09:29Z")
> [@Soulja Boy - Jammin](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soulja-boy-jammin/39975/5):
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> Must wear company issued steel toe work boots when 95% of my job is answering phone calls and installing hard drives.
Stubbing a toe in an office is serious business. Shit hurts like a bitch
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