# Subaru \> Dirt Mount \> Assclown

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 25, 2006, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983 "2006-09-25T11:25:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/1 "2006-09-25T11:25:13Z")

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Silly kids, and rally-wannabe dreams. 🙂

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**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/2 "2006-09-25T11:34:08Z")

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He didn’t even turn the wheel . . .

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/3 "2006-09-25T11:38:00Z")

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Reminds me of the kid with a GC wagon w/ a wrx drivetrain. He was drifting around a corner and ended up hitting a tree.

I want to find that vid again.

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**Author:** ![tnick24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@tnick24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tnick24)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/4 "2006-09-25T11:39:38Z")

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what a retard.

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**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/5 "2006-09-25T11:51:27Z")

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He turned a bit, but then just took it head on. Probably so that he didnt hit it sideways and rolled it over.

Newman-how come you can video your sweet WRX crashes and set them to dumb music?

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/6 "2006-09-25T13:30:14Z")

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amazing driving skills :tup:

> [@JaysGreenLX](#):
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> Reminds me of the kid with a GC wagon w/ a wrx drivetrain. He was drifting around a corner and ended up hitting a tree.
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> I want to find that vid again.

if i remember correctly, i posted up a follow up to that thread, so you might have luck searching for “tree” and “hotrodkid”

donno if it was here or ubrf tho

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**Author:** ![ecoshardcore](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ecoshardcore/32/7591_2.png) [@ecoshardcore](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ecoshardcore)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/7 "2006-09-25T14:52:02Z")

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that warms my heart. There is a reason that you start in a slow fwd car if you want to get good. “AWD WILL SAVE ME YO!”

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/8 "2006-09-25T16:20:03Z")

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lololol awesome

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**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/9 "2006-09-25T16:22:02Z")

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silly rally wannabe fag0rs…

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**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/10 "2006-09-25T16:29:03Z")

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Lucky he did not end up in a small lake 10ft away.

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/11 "2006-09-25T16:53:06Z")

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It drove away though.

Thats impressive.

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**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/12 "2006-09-25T17:09:46Z")

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looks like A nice track.

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**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/13 "2006-09-25T18:19:08Z")

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lol. i wonder how bent the subframe is on that, and how he claimed it on insurance :lol:

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/14 "2006-09-25T19:29:09Z")

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Looks like a cidiot who has never driven a gravel road.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-dirt-mount-assclown/17983/15 "2006-09-26T05:47:19Z")

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I just wish he would have been going about 20 mph faster so he would have made it to the lake. Drowning morons FTW.
