# Such pwnage

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/such-pwnage/123829>\
**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 23, 2009, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/such-pwnage/123829 "2009-04-23T11:09:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/such-pwnage/123829/1 "2009-04-23T11:09:08Z")

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God damn, this guy got owned really hard:  
[http://g35driver.com/forums/lounge-off-topic/283493-i-think-i-have-clap-fffffuuuuuuuu.html](http://g35driver.com/forums/lounge-off-topic/283493-i-think-i-have-clap-fffffuuuuuuuu.html)

Summary for those too lazy to read:  
OP posts that he’s peeing weird and suspects he might have STD, thinks it really suspicious, as both him and his GF were virgins when they first met, and have been together for 2-3 years.  
Bunch of people tell him that she’s gotta be cheating on him.  
Doctor gives him details on testing, tells him to go to get checked out, and also tells him that his gf has to be cheating on him.  
Lots of random jibba jabba.  
OP finally gets tested, results is POSITIVE for chlamidiya. OP’s gf admits to cheating on him while they were on a break.

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**Author:** ![polak240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/polak240sx/32/5683_2.png) [@polak240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/polak240sx)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/such-pwnage/123829/2 "2009-04-23T11:27:23Z")

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lol… that is epic

“Ya, the chlamydia is curable, but now I have to go get tested for HIV. If I have HIV, all hell will break loose.”

I laughed.

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**Author:** ![Skinny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skinny/32/5584_2.png) [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/such-pwnage/123829/3 "2009-04-23T12:48:15Z")

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shit son.  
i have a saying “ALL GIRLS ARE SLUTS”  
so far i have never had this saying proven wrong.

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**Author:** ![Polar\_s13](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/polar_s13/32/5572_2.png) [@Polar\_s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Polar_s13)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/such-pwnage/123829/4 "2009-04-23T13:44:15Z")

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LoL epic thread and that damn ludacris-ho video is fuckin jokes…damn sluts

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**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/such-pwnage/123829/5 "2009-04-23T16:19:08Z")

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LOL

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**Author:** ![Keez](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/keez/32/5570_2.png) [@Keez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Keez)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/such-pwnage/123829/6 "2009-04-23T16:27:57Z")

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it is true the part about girls, they all are…well i know white girls are loool.

they put on a show.

that dude got a bad one thats fo shoooooooooooooooooooooo GETTIN THAT FO SHOOOO

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**Author:** ![87s15lt1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/87s15lt1/32/5706_2.png) [@87s15lt1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87s15lt1)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/such-pwnage/123829/7 "2009-04-23T16:29:30Z")

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sad story ☹
