# Superman **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 25, 2007, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/superman/187630 "2007-01-25T06:03:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/superman/187630/1 "2007-01-25T06:03:00Z")
Faster than a speeding bullet. One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his superhero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. “Hey Batman! Who’s good in the sack?” “Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sex in Comicland. Why don’t you try her?” replied Batman. “I’d love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. So I don’t really want to take advantage of her.” “Damn shame,” said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off. Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. “Hey GL, I’m looking for a little action. You’re a swinging bachelor, who’s the best babe in Comicland?” “Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best lay in Comicland, why don’t you try her?” “Well, we’re sort of friends,” Superman s aid, “but I didn’t realize she had gotten around so much” and he flew off in frustration. Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field when he saw Wonder Woman lying naked in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. He thought to himself, “I’m faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I’m here.” So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. “What the hell was that??” she exclaimed. “I don’t know,” said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "but my ass is killing me… :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/superman/187630/2 "2007-01-25T06:12:40Z")
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![beat90tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/43a26b/32.png) [@beat90tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beat90tsi)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/superman/187630/3 "2007-01-25T08:22:02Z")
I have heard that one before, good joke. ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/superman/187630/4 "2007-01-25T09:16:45Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/superman/187630/5 "2007-01-25T09:19:08Z")
> [@Do you know him?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-know-him/27470/29): > > :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: > [@Radar Detector Updates](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/radar-detector-updates/27492/15): > > 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/superman/187630/6 "2007-01-25T09:19:56Z")
🤣 how did i know it was going to end like that? ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/edb3f5/32.png) [@imported\_Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Jon)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/superman/187630/7 "2007-01-25T09:45:21Z")
Haha great joke, never heard it before! Started my morning off better! ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/superman/187630/8 "2007-01-25T10:40:57Z")
> [@Spotted (With Pic): Cadillac Race Car driving in the rain !!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spotted-with-pic-cadillac-race-car-driving-in-the-rain/27537/11): > > I have heard that one before, good joke. ---
**Author:** ![fico](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fico/32/6038_2.png) [@fico](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fico)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/superman/187630/9 "2007-01-25T11:05:54Z")
little old but good ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/superman/187630/10 "2007-01-25T11:08:56Z")
Old joke, i think the deisel fumes are getting to u