# sweetass movie quotes: **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 6, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970 "2006-06-06T09:51:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/1 "2006-06-06T09:51:51Z")
mine: from one of the deathwish movies… > [@Charles Bronson](#): > > i fucking walked up to him and fucking hit him as hard as i could in the fucking face. > his fucking face fucking exploded. > boom. > boom. > beat the fuck out of him. > had him on the floor. > i was fucking strangling him with his own fucking shirt. > they had to fucking take buckets of fucking water and fucking hose the fucking blood, off the mother fucking sidewalk. > that mother fucker did the wrong fucking thing, to the wrong fucking people ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/2 "2006-06-06T09:57:44Z")
From: Closer Anna: We do everything that people who have sex do! Larry: Do you enjoy sucking him off? Anna: Yes! Larry: You like his cock? Anna: I love it! Larry: You like him coming in your face? Anna: Yes! Larry: What does it taste like? Anna: It tastes like you but sweeter! Larry: That’s the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag. it’s all about honesty you see. ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/3 "2006-06-06T09:58:05Z")
“heinekin? FUCK THAT SHIT, pABT’s blue RIBBON” ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/4 "2006-06-06T10:02:38Z")
“And that was the second time I got crabs.” “It stinks like sex in here.” “Aw fuck it. You handle the hog.” “Who wants a mustach ride?” “The Schnozzberries! They taste like… Schnozzberries!” “Powdered sugar. It’s delicious.” ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/5 "2006-06-06T10:03:42Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#): > > “heinekin? FUCK THAT SHIT, pABT’s blue RIBBON” [FTW!!!](http://www.lynchnet.com/bv/sound/beertalk.mp3) ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/6 "2006-06-06T10:05:24Z")
> [@BikerFry](#): > > “And that was the second time I got crabs.” > > “It stinks like sex in here.” > > “Aw fuck it. You handle the hog.” > > “Who wants a mustach ride?” > > “The Schnozzberries! They taste like… Schnozzberries!” > > “Powdered sugar. It’s delicious.” Shenanigans ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/7 "2006-06-06T10:06:09Z")
Prince John: Such an unusual name, “Latrine.” How did your family come by it? Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century. Prince John: You mean you changed it TO “Latrine”? Latrine: Yeah. Used to be “Shithouse.” Prince John: It’s a good change. That’s a good change! ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/8 "2006-06-06T10:08:34Z")
> [@Eclipse\_Girl23](#): > > Shenanigans “Hey Favre, what’s the name of that place you go to? The one with all the crazy stuff all over the walls?” “Oh you mean Shenanigans?” ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/9 "2006-06-06T10:10:24Z")
“i boinked her!” “mama said they was my running shoes…mama said they’d take me anywhere” cop - “pull over!” harry - “no it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!” “nazi’s area always angry…it’s like it’s their job” “i caught you a delicious bass” ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/10 "2006-06-06T10:19:41Z")
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/11 "2006-06-06T10:21:34Z")
> [@ThesXeKid](#): > > “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” is this from a movie, or is this something beck said? :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/12 "2006-06-06T10:27:10Z")
" Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords " " As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you’re unconvinced that a particular plan of action I’ve decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is… I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now’s the fucking time! " ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/13 "2006-06-06T10:29:31Z")
“PC load letter…What the FUCK does that mean” ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/14 "2006-06-06T10:29:49Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > is this from a movie, or is this something beck said? :gotme: Dazed and COnfused ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/15 "2006-06-06T10:33:13Z")
> [@MaximaSE98](#): > > “PC load letter…What the FUCK does that mean” Hello, Peter. What’s happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports. Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it. Yeah. Uh, did you get that memo? Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. The problem is, I just forgot this one time. And I’ve already taken care of it so it’s not even a problem anymore. Yeah. It’s just that we’re putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports _before_ they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that’d be great. All right! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/16 "2006-06-06T10:36:38Z")
**After snowball leaves…** **Dante** You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him! **Veronica** Because I never HAD sex with him. **Dante** You sucked his dick! **Veronica** We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around. **Dante** Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys? **Veronica** Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn’t mean I didn’t just go with people. **Dante** Oh my God, I feel so nauseous! **Veronica** I’m sorry, Dante, I thought you understood! **Dante** I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that’s all you said! **Veronica** Please calm down. **Dante** How many? **Veronica** Dante… **Dante** How many dicks have you sucked? **Veronica** Let it go! **Dante** How many? **Veronica** All right, shut up a second and I’ll tell you! Jesus! I didn’t freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked! **Dante** This is different, this is important. How many? [long pause as customer buys something] **Dante** Well? **Veronica** Something like… 36. **Dante** What? Something like 36? **Veronica** Lower your voice. **Dante** Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me? **Veronica** Ummm…37. **Dante** I’m 37?! … **Dante** My girlfriend’s sucked 37 dicks! **Customer** In a row? ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/17 "2006-06-06T10:37:02Z")
Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster’s Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this? lol sooooooooo many good quotes ---
**Author:** ![Muscle50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bcef8e/32.png) [@Muscle50](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Muscle50)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/18 "2006-06-06T11:01:50Z")
SMOKEY: Debbie, why you try ta hook me up with that fat-ass bald headed girl DEBBIE: Who Rita? SMOKEY: Yeah! DEBBIE: Rita’s not fat, shes just big boned SMOKEY: SHIT! that bitch all fat and round on the outside, talkin bout lookin like Janet Jackson, bitch get out the car lookin like Freddy Jackson. DEBBIE: HAHAHA ,I’m sorry I thought you two would like eachother SMOKEY: You knew she was fat, you knew she had no damn hair! DEBBIE: HAHAHAHA SMOKEY: Don’t laugh , it aint funny SMOKEY: what Debo doin here? DEBBIE: He’s asleep with Felicia SMOKEY: Felicia fuckin Debo too!!! ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/19 "2006-06-06T11:14:18Z")
“You’d do that for me? Why, thank you, but I’d much rather you SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WASH THE FUCKING DISHES! Fucking psychobabble bullshit asshole!” ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/20 "2006-06-06T11:16:49Z")
hehe…I just watched Waiting…again. Monty’s Mom: So I called your house today, at two. You were still asleep, weren’t you? Monty: That’s an understatement. Monty’s Mom: So what did you do last night? I trust my little angel didn’t do anything immoral. Monty: Well, ummm… Let’s see. I started by getting completely hammered drunk. It was bad. Then drove, while intoxicated, to pick up this disease-infested hooker. Monty’s Mom: Uh huh… Monty: From there… uh, let’s see. Me and the hooker went back to my place… Monty’s Mom: The hooker and I. Monty: Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place and from there… God, it was just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex, while taking the Lord’s name in vain. Monty’s Mom: Dean, did you know that when Monty was a child everyone thought he was retarded? Monty: Dean, doesn’t my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should? Monty’s Mom: So why aren’t you and Serena still together? I liked her. Monty: I don’t know. I guess it got old. We had a relationship based on orgasms. Monty’s Mom: Oh, how charming. You are being safe aren’t you? I don’t think I could handle the idea of you reproducing. Monty: Come on, mom! Of course I’m being safe. I pull out. Monty’s Mom: Yes, well your father pulled out too but we’ve all seen the tragic end of that story. Monty: You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not! That’s why I stick to anal sex. Monty’s Mom: If only I had been so lucky [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970.md?page=2)