# sweetass movie quotes:
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [June 6, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970 "2006-06-06T09:51:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/41 "2006-06-06T12:45:33Z")
“I’ll do my best.”
“You’re best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.”
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/42 "2006-06-06T13:09:56Z")
Tina come get some ham!
:lol:
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### Author:  [@wickedcivy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/wickedcivy)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/43 "2006-06-06T13:10:46Z")
shittttttttttttttttt you suck zwarbyt. u beat me to it haha… thats my all time fav. quote… best monologe of any movie.
heres another couple good ones haha
Aliens:
Apone: "Allright, sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill! Assholes and elbows! "
Half Baked:
“Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, and fuck you, I’m out!”
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### Author:  [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/44 "2006-06-06T13:13:36Z")
^ howie’s is “the rock.”
Vincent Hanna: Seven years in Folsom. Three in the hole. McNeil before that. Is McNeil as tough as they say he is?
Neil McCauley: Are you looking to become a penologist?
Vincent Hanna: Are you looking to go back?
Vincent Hanna: You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we’ve been face to face, if I’m there and I gotta put you away, I won’t like it. But I tell you, if it’s between you and some poor bastard whose wife you’re gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.
Neil McCauley: There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We’ve been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.
Hooker: I ain’t lying. You’re a hot dog. A regular rodeo rider. And this was the monster fu\*k of my young life. 🤣
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### Author:  [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/45 "2006-06-06T13:13:51Z")
“I feel the need…the need for speed”…
howie i cant remember where urs is from
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### Author:  [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/46 "2006-06-06T13:34:51Z")
ray: Hey where do these stairs go?
Peter: They go up!
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Chunk: …but probably the worst thing I ever done, was went to movie theather. hid some fake puke in my jacket. Climbed up to the balcony and then i made a noise like this _barf noises_ then I dumped it over the side…all over all the people in the audience…and then…then this was horrible. everyone started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so terrible in my entire life.
francis: I’m begging to like this kid ma
ma: hit PUREE!!
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### Author:  [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/47 "2006-06-06T14:05:48Z")
“and YOU!..::im the coolest guy at shenanigans:: (sarcastic voice)…yeah…thats like being the smartest kid with down syndrome”
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa my favorite movie quote evar
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### Author:  [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/48 "2006-06-06T14:46:09Z")
Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch!
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/49 "2006-06-06T14:51:39Z")
Control is an illusion, you infantile egomaniac. Nobody knows what’s gonna happen next: not on a freeway, not in an airplane, not inside our own bodies and certainly not on a racetrack with 40 other infantile egomaniacs.
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### Author:  [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/50 "2006-06-06T15:23:18Z")
^ Days of Thunder. what is it with that movie lately? lol
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/51 "2006-06-06T15:25:40Z")
I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that.
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### Author:  [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/52 "2006-06-06T15:35:13Z")
Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I’m a mess without ya. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you. I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss - I miss your scent. I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. Why don’t you stop talking for a while.
This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what. You got knocked up.
You’re a real hooker. I’m gonna slap you in public
I’m gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you’re not looking. Yep, back of the head.
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### Author:  [@joyride2k](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/joyride2k)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/53 "2006-06-06T15:40:20Z")
“Don’t just stare at it…eat it.”
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/54 "2006-06-06T15:45:25Z")
“Russian Parts. American parts. ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!”
FTW.
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### Author:  [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 3:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/55 "2006-06-06T15:56:40Z")
> [@joyride2k](#):
>
> “Don’t just stare at it…eat it.”
“The color is bone…”
“You like Huey Lewis and the News?”
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/56 "2006-06-06T16:08:57Z")
1 : We have to call the police!
2: No way! I ain’t going to jail!
3: He’s right! Cindy, do you know what they do to teens in jail? All of those sex-starved convicts waiting for a fresh piece of meat?
2: Hey, Cindy’s right. Maybe we should call the police.
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/57 "2006-06-06T16:45:38Z")
“I just want to let you know, we’re all counting on you. Good luck.”
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/58 "2006-06-06T16:47:48Z")
“Its soo hot…milk was a bad choice”
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### Author:  [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/59 "2006-06-06T18:01:32Z")
> [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](#):
>
> Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch!
hahahhahaha yess
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### Author:  [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/60 "2006-06-06T18:18:30Z")
“this aint no bomb, its just an old crapper tank”
“i got the poo on me”
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