# sweetass movie quotes:

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**Created:** [June 6, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970 "2006-06-06T09:51:51Z")
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### Author: ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2006, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweetass-movie-quotes/12970/29 "2006-06-06T11:52:48Z")

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> [@SC\_Steve](#):
>
> **After snowball leaves…**
> 
> **Dante** You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!  
> **Veronica** Because I never HAD sex with him.  
> **Dante** You sucked his dick!  
> **Veronica** We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.  
> **Dante** Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?  
> **Veronica** Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn’t mean I didn’t just go with people.  
> **Dante** Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!  
> **Veronica** I’m sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!  
> **Dante** I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that’s all you said!  
> **Veronica** Please calm down.  
> **Dante** How many?  
> **Veronica** Dante…  
> **Dante** How many dicks have you sucked?  
> **Veronica** Let it go!  
> **Dante** How many?  
> **Veronica** All right, shut up a second and I’ll tell you! Jesus! I didn’t freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!  
> **Dante** This is different, this is important. How many?  
> [long pause as customer buys something]  
> **Dante** Well?  
> **Veronica** Something like… 36.  
> **Dante** What? Something like 36?  
> **Veronica** Lower your voice.  
> **Dante** Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?  
> **Veronica** Ummm…37.  
> **Dante** I’m 37?!  
> …
> 
> **Dante** My girlfriend’s sucked 37 dicks!  
> **Customer** In a row?

lol, beat me to it

try not to suck any dicks on your way threw the parking lot!

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