# Swifts Quote Of The Day **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 26, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186 "2008-03-26T09:50:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AznJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b782af/32.png) [@AznJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AznJim)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/1 "2008-03-26T09:50:17Z")
Ok here are the rules you have to quote him directly. So no adding things that are gayer then what he already says. Also _DO NOT_ high jack this thread its in the sticky topics for a reason you can add your opinions and thoughts to them but dont just babble on about nothing. Ok here we go. ---
**Author:** ![AznJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b782af/32.png) [@AznJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AznJim)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/2 "2008-03-26T09:50:38Z")
“The Back of my throat really hurts” ---
**Author:** ![AznJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b782af/32.png) [@AznJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AznJim)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/3 "2008-03-26T09:51:35Z")
Aznjim: “your going to put a camera in your box?” Swift:“Yeah so you can see all the throbbing cock going in and out” ---
**Author:** ![That\_Blue\_DA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@That\_Blue\_DA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/That_Blue_DA)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/4 "2008-03-26T09:54:01Z")
:wtf :gay :runaway ---
**Author:** ![DB2\_GS-R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DB2\_GS-R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DB2_GS-R)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/5 "2008-03-26T15:10:20Z")
:wtf :banana ---
**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/6 "2008-03-26T18:07:02Z")
“i wish i had the duece right now” - driving around in the beater… it happens all the time ---
**Author:** ![DB2\_GS-R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DB2\_GS-R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DB2_GS-R)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/7 "2008-03-26T18:17:58Z")
ha I think thats what we all say even if are cars arent that quick yet :lol ---
**Author:** ![AznJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b782af/32.png) [@AznJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AznJim)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/8 "2008-03-26T19:37:24Z")
yeah but seriously those are some pretty hard quotes to pass up ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/9 "2008-03-26T22:16:35Z")
this thread is gonna suck when i eventually get a new girl and she signs up. mad embarassing ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/10 "2008-03-27T05:10:05Z")
“you look so cute in those boxer briefs” ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/11 "2008-03-27T05:10:30Z")
" Hey babe do you want me to pay for those?" ( to me ) ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 5:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/12 "2008-03-27T05:11:10Z")
(sprays girls perfume) sniff sniff “…you smell so pretty nick” ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 5:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/13 "2008-03-27T05:11:49Z")
Jim and Swift know these are all true … lol… god damn swift… lol in aeropostle ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/14 "2008-03-27T08:52:16Z")
:headbang ---
**Author:** ![DB2\_GS-R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DB2\_GS-R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DB2_GS-R)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/15 "2008-03-27T09:22:38Z")
> [@Swifty](#): > > this thread is gonna suck when i eventually get a new girl and she signs up. mad embarassing haha I know :banana ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/16 "2008-03-27T10:13:35Z")
> [@Swifty](#): > > :headbang its all good bro ---
**Author:** ![AznJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b782af/32.png) [@AznJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AznJim)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/17 "2008-03-27T10:58:35Z")
lol we will make sure this is headlineing that day ---
**Author:** ![DB2\_GS-R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DB2\_GS-R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DB2_GS-R)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/18 "2008-03-27T11:03:52Z")
> [@AznJim](#): > > lol we will make sure this is headlineing that day hell yeah son :mwahaha ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/19 "2008-03-27T12:04:24Z")
i drove to synapse today and thought of like 4 other really embarassing ones, but im not gonna say 'em unless you guys remember ;D ---
**Author:** ![AznJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b782af/32.png) [@AznJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AznJim)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/20 "2008-03-27T15:53:54Z")
New Years eve :HEY EVERYONE IM GOING TO GO GET NAKED AND PLAY IN THE SNOW, GUY GRAB YOUR CAMERA. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186.md?page=2)