# Swifts Quote Of The Day **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 26, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186 "2008-03-26T09:50:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![DB2\_GS-R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DB2\_GS-R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DB2_GS-R)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/61 "2008-03-31T20:43:30Z")
was this today? ---
**Author:** ![AznJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b782af/32.png) [@AznJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AznJim)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/62 "2008-04-01T10:41:01Z")
no new quotes yet ---
**Author:** ![ashton02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@ashton02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ashton02)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/63 "2008-04-01T13:48:00Z")
haha okay maybe no new quotes to make swift look gay…but i was just in peasans were he was wearing a HOT PINK fuzzy sweater hahahahaha :gay hes probably gonna be mad i posted that :ohnoes ---
**Author:** ![DB2\_GS-R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DB2\_GS-R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DB2_GS-R)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/64 "2008-04-01T15:06:57Z")
you went to paesans with out brian :confused ---
**Author:** ![ashton02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@ashton02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ashton02)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/65 "2008-04-01T15:59:24Z")
yeah had to drop off hims cds he let me borrow ;D is that okay with you chris? lol ---
**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/66 "2008-04-01T17:20:19Z")
i posted swifts s100 on honda tech and then this occurred… (conversation at paesans) zach: “wats an s100” me: “its a big black dildo” swift: “its an 11 in throbbing pulsating self lubricating black dildo” zach: “why are you selling it?” swift: " i upgraded to the reaL thing his name is jamal" :wtf ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/67 "2008-04-01T17:21:27Z")
:crackup So that’s what he calls Trout now? :gay ---
**Author:** ![That\_Blue\_DA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@That\_Blue\_DA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/That_Blue_DA)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/68 "2008-04-01T18:45:42Z")
> [@freakls](#): > > i posted swifts s100 on honda tech and then this occurred… (conversation at paesans) > > zach: “wats an s100” > me: “its a big black dildo” > swift: “its an 11 in throbbing pulsating self lubricating black dildo” > zach: “why are you selling it?” > swift: " i upgraded to the reaL thing his name is jamal" > > :wtf :haha thats a good one ---
**Author:** ![ashton02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@ashton02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ashton02)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/69 "2008-04-01T19:04:27Z")
:rofl :wow ---
**Author:** ![DB2\_GS-R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DB2\_GS-R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DB2_GS-R)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/70 "2008-04-01T19:13:44Z")
> [@freakls](#): > > i posted swifts s100 on honda tech and then this occurred… (conversation at paesans) > > zach: “wats an s100” > me: “its a big black dildo” > swift: “its an 11 in throbbing pulsating self lubricating black dildo” > zach: “why are you selling it?” > swift: " i upgraded to the reaL thing his name is jamal" > > :wtf nub cake :rofl ---
**Author:** ![AznJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b782af/32.png) [@AznJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AznJim)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/71 "2008-04-01T19:33:24Z")
yeah that shit was pretty classic ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/72 "2008-04-02T00:54:55Z")
damnit, i was trying to hard not to say anything gay. it just came so naturally. ---
**Author:** ![DB2\_GS-R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DB2\_GS-R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DB2_GS-R)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 3:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/73 "2008-04-02T03:33:53Z")
> [@Swifty](#): > > damnit, i was trying to hard not to say anything gay. it just came so naturally. haha like that? :haha ---
**Author:** ![ashton02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@ashton02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ashton02)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/74 "2008-04-02T08:49:05Z")
:lol :haha ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/75 "2008-04-02T08:49:40Z")
:idiots ---
**Author:** ![DB2\_GS-R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DB2\_GS-R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DB2_GS-R)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/76 "2008-04-02T19:24:20Z")
:banana ---
**Author:** ![paesanjosh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b5a626/32.png) [@paesanjosh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/paesanjosh)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/77 "2008-04-02T21:01:39Z")
so if it came out naturally then u are gay? ---
**Author:** ![DB2\_GS-R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DB2\_GS-R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DB2_GS-R)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/78 "2008-04-03T08:02:24Z")
haha i dont know about him being gay…I think hes just messing around :nod ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/79 "2008-04-03T11:16:54Z")
i am? er… i mean, i am just messing around… obviously :gay silly. ---
**Author:** ![DB2\_GS-R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DB2\_GS-R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DB2_GS-R)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186/80 "2008-04-03T11:59:58Z")
> [@Swifty](#): > > i am? > > er… i mean, i am just messing around… obviously :gay silly. :haha :crackup [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifts-quote-of-the-day/236186.md?page=5)