# Swifty is lost \>.\< **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 30, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120 "2009-06-30T12:02:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/1 "2009-06-30T12:02:23Z")
so i’ve been trying to get back on here and catch up on missed shit, and i have like millions of pages of crap to browse through. So i need a top 20 cliff notes from the last 8 months or so to get me caught up on the major things, so i can click “mark all unread posts as new” instead of scrolling through everything. thanks fuckers ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/2 "2009-06-30T12:06:26Z")
OH MY GOD SWIFTY! :hug ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/3 "2009-06-30T12:11:04Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/1166): > > OH MY GOD SWIFTY! :hug O.o where? ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/4 "2009-06-30T12:17:13Z")
Where have you been all my life? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/5 "2009-06-30T12:26:20Z")
last 8 month hmmmm We posted a lot of child pron. Travis is a scumbag. You missed the bear fucker story ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/6 "2009-06-30T12:28:47Z")
nothing changed ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/7 "2009-06-30T12:34:05Z")
yay, swifty is back! ---
**Author:** ![CustomLowz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/customlowz/32/6279_2.png) [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/8 "2009-06-30T12:34:51Z")
just read the Failvis thread… Thats all you need to know. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/9 "2009-06-30T12:42:39Z")
who is “swifty”??? ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/10 "2009-06-30T16:27:43Z")
Its funny, I was just sayin to someone yesterday, I wonder where swiftys been ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/11 "2009-06-30T17:00:45Z")
decided to crawl out of your cave eh? ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/12 "2009-06-30T18:19:15Z")
Wow Swifty, it’s been a long time since you’ve posted on here! Still have that balls-fast civic? ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/13 "2009-06-30T18:20:43Z")
Wait swift like how you lost in beer pong to gloves and john? ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/14 "2009-06-30T18:43:45Z")
^:lol ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/15 "2009-06-30T18:46:00Z")
> [@FS: Jim Fab traction bar Fits 92-00 civic/94-01 Integra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-jim-fab-traction-bar-fits-92-00-civic-94-01-integra/19929/6): > > Wow Swifty, it’s been a long time since you’ve posted on here! Still have that balls-fast civic? If by balls-fast you mean still apart at Rev then yes he does. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/16 "2009-06-30T21:29:47Z")
Swift maddness was dead. Time to re-boot ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/17 "2009-06-30T22:55:26Z")
read the epic threads int he epic section, mostly the travis stuff ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/18 "2009-06-30T23:04:58Z")
![http://www.gifflix.com/files/7868c9eaa99d.gif](http://www.gifflix.com/files/7868c9eaa99d.gif) ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 4:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/19 "2009-07-01T04:45:32Z")
here is what u missed -brett went from a nazi soilder to hitler himself -k20 still has no pubes -pete still likes to drink diesel fuel -sean ate a bird and got sick -sullys car is a huge failure, just like his life -peanut jelly butters still has that tonka truck stuck up his ass -nicole has herps, wat, thats old news -turbo travis has a bananna dik -… -profit? ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/20 "2009-07-01T05:33:21Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/19417/137): > > here is what u missed > > -brett went from a nazi soilder to hitler himself > -k20 still has no pubes > -pete still likes to drink diesel fuel > -sean ate a bird and got sick > -sullys car is a huge failure, just like his life > -peanut jelly butters still has that tonka truck stuck up his ass > **-nicole has herps, wat, thats old news** > -turbo travis has a bananna dik > -… > -profit? Duh, I got them from Swift. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120.md?page=2)