# Swifty is lost \>.\< **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 30, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120 "2009-06-30T12:02:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/21 "2009-07-01T06:16:25Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/19417/137): > > here is what u missed > > -brett went from a nazi soilder to hitler himself > -k20 still has no pubes > -pete still likes to drink diesel fuel > -sean ate a bird and got sick > -sullys car is a huge failure, just like his life > -peanut jelly butters still has that tonka truck stuck up his ass > -nicole has herps, wat, thats old news > -turbo travis has a bananna dik > -… > -profit? nicely done. great recap _claps_ :thumbup ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/22 "2009-07-01T11:49:29Z")
:eek2 ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/23 "2009-07-01T12:03:55Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/19417/137): > > here is what u missed > > -brett went from a nazi soilder to hitler himself > -k20 still has no pubes > -pete still likes to drink diesel fuel > -sean ate a bird and got sick > -sullys car is a huge failure, just like his life > -peanut jelly butters still has that tonka truck stuck up his ass > -nicole has herps, wat, thats old news > -turbo travis has a bananna dik > -… > -profit? - Ilya hates domestics even though he doesn’t know shit about them - Ilya drives a POS Maxima that doesn’t handle well and has less options than 2001 Camaro SLP/SS/whatever other acronym there is to attach to it - Ilya posts stupid threads thinking they are funny, only to get laughed AT. :facepalm - Ilya’s PC sucks - Mk3 40R or whatever his name is wants Ilya’s Ukrainian cock because he keeps asking Ilya if he is gay - Ilya doesn’t care about all of the above and it doesn’t bother him at the end of the day so he continues to give ammo for people - Now you can profit? lol… ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/24 "2009-07-01T12:06:14Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/19417/137): > > here is what u missed > > -brett went from a nazi soilder to hitler himself > -k20 still has no pubes > -pete still likes to drink diesel fuel > -sean ate a bird and got sick > -sullys car is a huge failure, just like his life > -peanut jelly butters still has that tonka truck stuck up his ass > -nicole has herps, wat, thats old news > -turbo travis has a bananna dik > -… > -profit? haha winnnn ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/25 "2009-07-01T12:14:26Z")
> [@FS: 1985 Mitsubishi Starion LE N/R'er Turbo+Intercooled!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1985-mitsubishi-starion-le-n-rer-turbo-intercooled/18118/20): > > - Mk3 40R or whatever his name is wants Ilya’s Ukrainian cock because he keeps asking Ilya if he is gay > … not quite junior… and speaking 3rd person, really gay. i keep calling you gay because you are, not because im interested, sorry unlike you i have enjoyed some wet snatch. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/26 "2009-07-01T12:15:58Z")
> [@FS: 1985 Mitsubishi Starion LE N/R'er Turbo+Intercooled!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1985-mitsubishi-starion-le-n-rer-turbo-intercooled/18118/20): > > - Ilya hates domestics even though he doesn’t know shit about them > - Ilya drives a POS Maxima that doesn’t handle well and has less options than 2001 Camaro SLP/SS/whatever other acronym there is to attach to it > - Ilya posts stupid threads thinking they are funny, only to get laughed AT. :facepalm > - Ilya’s PC sucks > - Mk3 40R or whatever his name is wants Ilya’s Ukrainian cock because he keeps asking Ilya if he is gay > - Ilya doesn’t care about all of the above and it doesn’t bother him at the end of the day so he continues to give ammo for people > - Now you can profit? > > lol… your post has now ruined this thread. go hang yourself pleaz :Idiots ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/27 "2009-07-01T12:16:21Z")
Damn. I suck. :facepalm ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/28 "2009-07-01T12:18:34Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/19417/137): > > here is what u missed > > -brett went from a nazi soilder to hitler himself > -k20 still has no pubes > -pete still likes to drink diesel fuel > -sean ate a bird and got sick > -sullys car is a huge failure, just like his life > -peanut jelly butters still has that tonka truck stuck up his ass > -nicole has herps, wat, thats old news > -turbo travis has a bananna dik > -… > -profit? everything he said is the truth ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/29 "2009-07-01T12:19:04Z")
Ilya, you really are worthless ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/30 "2009-07-01T12:29:01Z")
> [@Fastest SRT on the site?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fastest-srt-on-the-site/20040/5): > > decided to crawl out of your cave eh? nope, reporting in live from the cave actually. ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/31 "2009-07-01T12:29:44Z")
> [@FS: Jim Fab traction bar Fits 92-00 civic/94-01 Integra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-jim-fab-traction-bar-fits-92-00-civic-94-01-integra/19929/6): > > Wow Swifty, it’s been a long time since you’ve posted on here! Still have that balls-fast civic? unfortunately, except its balls-doesnthaveamotorinitrightnow ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/32 "2009-07-01T12:30:14Z")
> [@Out with Old, In with the Older](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/out-with-old-in-with-the-older/20012/31): > > Wait swift like how you lost in beer pong to gloves and john? never happened. ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/33 "2009-07-01T12:43:25Z")
> [@SHO \> GTP (2)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sho-gtp-2/20052/12): > > never happened. +1… ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/34 "2009-07-01T12:49:28Z")
> [@FS: Pimp '88 rx-7 vert on autotrader](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-pimp-88-rx-7-vert-on-autotrader/19477/21): > > +1… yah see… my teammate remembers it not happening too! ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/35 "2009-07-01T13:23:59Z")
Paging freakls ---
**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/36 "2009-07-01T13:30:02Z")
oh i remember it happening twice and it was the first time gloves ever played… and the second game gloves threw under hand with his left just to give you guys a chance!!! ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/37 "2009-07-01T13:35:11Z")
WIN ---
**Author:** ![slowgto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@slowgto](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowgto)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/38 "2009-07-01T14:24:35Z")
wow dbag is on here…hey dick why dont u call me at like 6pm hen u finally get out of bed…i need to know where u worked cause i didnt get one call from there ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/39 "2009-07-01T22:09:57Z")
hey sexy! :gay ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120/40 "2009-07-01T22:25:47Z")
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