# Taint Paint

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/taint-paint/63325>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 19, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/taint-paint/63325 "2009-02-19T14:48:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![n20junkie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n20junkie/32/7396_2.png) [@n20junkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n20junkie)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/taint-paint/63325/1 "2009-02-19T14:48:52Z")

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Just the label is worth it

[http://www.militarytimes.com/blogs/gearscout/?p=718](http://www.militarytimes.com/blogs/gearscout/?p=718)

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**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/taint-paint/63325/2 "2009-02-19T14:49:46Z")

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lol that sounds soo usefull too!

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**Author:** ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/taint-paint/63325/3 "2009-02-19T15:03:06Z")

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all it needs is an NSN and i’d order up a case of it tomorrow!

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**Author:** ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/taint-paint/63325/4 "2009-02-19T15:03:56Z")

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Use Taint Paint’s all natural mixture of bees wax,

coconut oil, almond oil and vitamin E to combat:

Mechanic’s ass  
Trucker’s Butt  
Chaped Chode  
Torn up Taint  
Athlete’s Chafe

Asshole Casserole  
Diaper Rash (Both Infant and Elderly)  
Farmer’s Crack  
Swamp ass (Swass) and Crotch

## Over Sexed Grundel Raw Booty Niagra Balls Tender Haunches

And any other rubbed or sore area.

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/taint-paint/63325/5 "2009-02-19T15:22:37Z")

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Lol the angry inch…

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**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/taint-paint/63325/6 "2009-02-19T15:30:12Z")

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niagra balls hahaha