# talk about having NUTZ!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [March 6, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598 "2009-03-06T08:22:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/1 "2009-03-06T08:22:51Z")
[](http://img26.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lion682735241a.jpg)
THIS isn’t a picture you see very often and possibly with good reason – a game warden cups the pride and joy of a 550lb killing machine.
The unbelievable picture, taken by chance, shows Brit keeper Alex Larenty nonchalantly doing what most people would think twice about even with their pet tabby – let alone a lion.
Amazingly Alex, 50, is seen holding Jamu the lion’s package in the palm of his hand while the big cat looks away with feline indifference.
The shot was taken at The Lion Park, near Johannesburg, South Africa, just weeks before a man who broke into the reserve was mauled and killed by some of its lions.
Alex, who is originally from Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, said the reason he made the daring grab for Jamu’s “lionhood” was to demonstrate how much trust the animal had for him.
He said: “I was showing another warden that Jamu trusts me completely, I don’t think I would trust him with my manhood though.
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/2 "2009-03-06T08:23:35Z")
Good. Lord.
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### Author:  [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/3 "2009-03-06T08:27:28Z")
come on now, like there’s not diseases on that bad boys balls…
ugh, that makes me shutter.
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/4 "2009-03-06T08:29:57Z")
> [@Does anyone know a good dog kennel for a week?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-a-good-dog-kennel-for-a-week/15146/5):
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> Good. Lord.
jealous are we?
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### Author:  [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/5 "2009-03-06T08:31:00Z")
> [@stuffnthings"](#):
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> come on now, like there’s not diseases on that bad boys balls…
> .
your balls have diseases
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### Author:  [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/6 "2009-03-06T08:34:23Z")
> [@Google won't load...?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/google-wont-load/15157/2):
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> your balls have diseases
well executed.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/7 "2009-03-06T08:35:40Z")
This pic NEEDS some motivation.
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/8 "2009-03-06T08:35:47Z")
> [@Google won't load...?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/google-wont-load/15157/4):
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> well executed.
cats can lick there own balls, so i dont think there balls are dirty
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/9 "2009-03-06T08:37:09Z")
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### Author:  [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/10 "2009-03-06T08:38:48Z")
> [@FS: Folding Engine Hoist Folding Engine Stand](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-folding-engine-hoist-folding-engine-stand/14656/22):
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> cats can lick there own balls, so i dont think there balls are dirty
a ha! paging granmassa… :rofl
in this scenario, balls collide with face!
imagine if there was vomit on his balls!!
or balls in his vomit!!
no, i would not rub butts with this lion.
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/11 "2009-03-06T08:42:43Z")
you try too hard
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### Author:  [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/12 "2009-03-06T08:50:52Z")
your too sterile
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/13 "2009-03-06T08:52:10Z")
:retardclap
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/14 "2009-03-06T09:19:58Z")
you’re\*
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/15 "2009-03-06T09:53:06Z")
look at the front legs on that fucker!
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/16 "2009-03-06T10:02:18Z")
wild lions are way beefier
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/17 "2009-03-06T10:16:49Z")
> [@GranMassaX"](#):
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> wild lions are way beefier
You’re an idiot, they absolutely are not.
What are you a Zoologist?
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/18 "2009-03-06T10:17:36Z")
> [@GranMassaX"](#):
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> wild lions are way beefier
wild humans are way beefier
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/19 "2009-03-06T10:18:30Z")
Wild beef is way lionier.
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-having-nutz/242598/20 "2009-03-06T10:31:06Z")
> [@Whos says autos can't make good power?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-says-autos-cant-make-good-power/15145/8):
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> You’re an idiot, they absolutely are not.
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> What are you a Zoologist?
captive animals are frail compared to ones in the wild… idiot
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