# Talk like a Pirate Day... yar! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 19, 2007, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616 "2007-09-19T06:46:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/1 "2007-09-19T06:46:01Z")
> **[International Talk Like a Pirate Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day)** > > International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD, September 19) is a parodic holiday created in 1995 by John Baur (Ol' Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy), of Albany, Oregon, U.S., who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate. For example, an observer of this holiday would greet friends not with "Hello, everyone!" but with "Ahoy, maties!" or "Ahoy, me hearties!". The holiday, and its observance, springs from a romanticized view of Acc... I be taking my Type-ARrrrrr to the track tonight! ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/2 "2007-09-19T06:47:31Z")
sweet… lets see how long till it catches on in my office… or how long it takes before i get ridiculed beyond belief for talking like a pirate 😛 ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/3 "2007-09-19T06:49:49Z")
:gotme: no one will do this w/ me at work ---
**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/4 "2007-09-19T06:49:58Z")
on a side note, I talk to a lot of DBAs and some of my area is down south so it’s pretty funny to hear a techy nerd with a southern accent… “Hi, dis is John-Bob, da DBA 'ere, what can I do you for?” ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/5 "2007-09-19T06:59:27Z")
_Yarrr, what ye be talkin’ bout’._ ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/6 "2007-09-19T09:27:16Z")
hmmm i could probably pass for a pirate. fuck this shit, im talkin like a pirate all day! ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/7 "2007-09-19T09:49:20Z")
I heAaaarrrrrt my subaArrrrrrru ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/8 "2007-09-19T10:00:54Z")
A pirate walks into a bar with the ships steering wheel attached to his belt. Bartender says “You know you have a steering wheel stuck to your waist right?” Pirate says “Arr. Tis driving me nuts!” ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/9 "2007-09-19T10:14:06Z")
[quote=“BikerFry,post:8,topic:35616"”] A pirate walks into a bar with the ships steering wheel attached to his belt. Bartender says “You know you have a steering wheel stuck to your waist right?” Pirate says “Arr. Tis driving me nuts!” [/quote] 👏 oh wait :picard: well maybe… :lol: no… definitely :picard: ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/10 "2007-09-19T10:18:46Z")
brendansi? Cougarspeed? ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/11 "2007-09-19T10:24:49Z")
I have been all day. I think some of the people here think i lost it. If only they knew how hard it is being a pirate in todays world. YARGH BLARGH ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/12 "2007-09-19T10:26:25Z")
[quote=“BikerFry,post:8,topic:35616"”] A pirate walks into a bar with the ships steering wheel attached to his belt. Bartender says “You know you have a steering wheel stuck to your waist right?” Pirate says “Arr. Tis driving me nuts!” [/quote] :lol: haha rrrrrrrrrrrrr ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/13 "2007-09-19T10:35:24Z")
[quote=“BikerFry,post:8,topic:35616"”] A pirate walks into a bar with the ships steering wheel attached to his belt. Bartender says “You know you have a steering wheel stuck to your waist right?” Pirate says “Arr. Tis driving me nuts!” [/quote] Harrrrrrr :tup: ---
**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/14 "2007-09-19T10:44:32Z")
bloodninja: So is that a yes? sweet17: I guess so. bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. bloodninja: Are you willing? sweet17: What do you need me to do? bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!” bloodninja: ok? bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can’t be serious bloodninja: Oh yes I am! bloodninja: It’s my fantasy. sweet17: this is retarded bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me? sweet17: sure bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet k\*\*\*y. bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth \*\*\*_. sweet17: mmmm yeah bloodninja: uh oh …going limp. sweet17: Har bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. bloodninja: I softly suck on your \*\*\*\* bringing it in and out of my mouth. bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17: mmmmmm you are good bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I \*\*\*\* harder bloodninja: going limp sweet17: HARRRRRRR bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. bloodninja: going limp sweet17: this is stupid bloodninja: …still limp bloodninja: Do it! sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your **. bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your a. bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your a. sweet17: WTF?!?!? bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly a** bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. bloodninja: I ram it up your a_. sweet17: YOURE A \*\*\*\*\*\*\* PYSCHO!! bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. bloodninja: And turn you into a \*\*\*\*\*\*\* candy apple… bloodninja: I kick you in the face! sweet17: \*\*\*\* YOU \*\*\*\*\*\*\*!! bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin… bloodninja: Your parrot flys away. bloodninja: …going limp again. bloodninja: Hello? bloodninja: Say it! bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!! ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/15 "2007-09-19T10:49:37Z")
for the WOW people World of Warcraft TLAPD: The Sons of Hell guild on the Khadgar server of World of Warcraft will be holding a TALPD party from 8:00pm Sept. 19 GMT at Booty Bay. Pirate and skeleton avatars, drinking and duelling will be the order of the day. site: [http://www.talklikeapirate.com/tlapd07.html](http://www.talklikeapirate.com/tlapd07.html) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/16 "2007-09-19T10:58:54Z")
ban. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/17 "2007-09-19T11:04:37Z")
[quote=“badazzss,post:14,topic:35616"”] disturbing chat [/quote] W T EFFFFF??? ---
**Author:** ![jenheartsyou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@jenheartsyou](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jenheartsyou)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/18 "2007-09-19T11:35:24Z")
uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh ---
**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/19 "2007-09-19T12:04:50Z")
tell me you’ve never read blood ninja before!!! come on… gotta stay amused at work during the day! ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/20 "2007-09-19T12:11:48Z")
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