# Talk like a Pirate Day... yar!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 19, 2007, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616 "2007-09-19T06:46:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2007, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/21 "2007-09-19T12:14:07Z")
that was funny shit
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2007, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/22 "2007-09-19T12:36:57Z")
In terms of chat logs.
Bloodninja \> \*
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/23 "2007-09-19T13:29:52Z")
[quote=“FormulaLS1,post:10,topic:35616"”]
brendansi? Cougarspeed?
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Everyday is pirate day.
[quote=“cougarspeed,post:11,topic:35616"”]
I have been all day. I think some of the people here think i lost it. If only they knew how hard it is being a pirate in todays world. YARGH BLARGH
[/quote]
I wish we could yargh at hobos again.
[quote=“badazzss,post:14,topic:35616"”]
:bloodninja:
[/quote]
I love bloodninja lol
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/24 "2007-09-19T13:36:47Z")
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[http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/49/How+to+Talk+like+a+Pirate](http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/49/How+to+Talk+like+a+Pirate)
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### Author:  [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2007, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/25 "2007-09-19T13:46:41Z")
what do you get when u cross a pirate and a pedophile?
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Kelly
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### Author:  [@slipstreamxk1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slipstreamxk1)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2007, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/26 "2007-09-19T13:51:40Z")
Yarrr! Shiver Me timbers and Blow me goat! Pass the grog yee land lubbers!
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### Author:  [@Janus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janus)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2007, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/27 "2007-09-19T14:01:15Z")
stolen from O & A… just too good not to repeat.
Q: Why are pirates mean?
A: They just ARRRRRRRRRRRRR
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### Author:  [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/28 "2007-09-19T14:07:38Z")
lol janus, check my post, also from O&A
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### Author:  [@slipstreamxk1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slipstreamxk1)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/29 "2007-09-19T14:08:48Z")
LOL
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/30 "2008-09-19T09:20:02Z")
OH YES MATEEEIIESSSS, IT BE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY HARHARR
A site with a 90% nerd rate should hvae been all over this.
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### Author:  [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2008, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/31 "2008-09-19T09:23:00Z")
i don’t think it would be very professional for me to deliver cars like this…
“buy this here silverado or walk ye plank”
I can however picture all the sales reps walking around in Pirate gear and instead of negotiating they’ll be sword fighting with customers over pickup trucks.
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### Author:  [@dreid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dreid)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2008, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/32 "2008-09-19T09:33:28Z")
[www.piratejokes.com](http://www.piratejokes.com)
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### Author:  [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2008, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/33 "2008-09-19T09:45:03Z")
> [@MicaH](#):
>
> what do you get when u cross a pirate and a pedophile?
>
> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Kelly
lolol
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2008, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/34 "2008-09-19T09:53:09Z")
Whats a pirates favorite new car???
a YaAAaRRrrrr-iss
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2008, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/35 "2008-09-19T10:23:45Z")
how do you find a blind pirate?
look for one with 2 eye patches.
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### Author:  [@almostBrett](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/almostBrett)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/36 "2008-09-19T10:44:43Z")
What is a pirate’s favorite television show?
The ARRRsenio Hall Show!
What do you call a pirate’s fear of spiders?
AAARRRRrrachnophobia!!
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### Author:  [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/37 "2008-09-19T11:24:43Z")
what does a pirate say when they see FRY?
Yaaaaarrrrrr gay!
(\<3 you FRY!!!)
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### Author:  [@Janus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janus)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/38 "2008-09-19T12:00:31Z")
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender looks at him and says ‘hey fella! you got a steering wheel in your pants!’
The pirate looks down and frowns. 'Yaaaarrrrr its drivin ‘me nuts.’
🙂
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/39 "2008-09-19T12:00:59Z")
> [@Fry](#):
>
> A pirate walks into a bar with the ships steering wheel attached to his belt. Bartender says “You know you have a steering wheel stuck to your waist right?”
>
> Pirate says “Arr. Tis driving me nuts!”
> [@Janus](#):
>
> A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
> The bartender looks at him and says ‘hey fella! you got a steering wheel in your pants!’
> The pirate looks down and frowns. 'Yaaaarrrrr its drivin ‘me nuts.’
>
> 🙂
really?
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### Author:  [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-like-a-pirate-day-yar/35616/40 "2008-09-19T12:28:48Z")
+karma for newman… oh wait, nevermind.
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