# Talking Woman Problems (SFW) **URL:** \ **Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 21, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talking-woman-problems-sfw/132586 "2006-12-21T17:30:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talking-woman-problems-sfw/132586/1 "2006-12-21T17:30:29Z")
I thought I submitted this thread earlier… guess my internet’s going wack. Anyways, here’s a funny story, not at all related to me. Look forward to a few more ‘intriguing’ topics come the new year… Gonna take some time off the computer and spend more time with the lady… I had a bit more to say in my ‘imaginary’ post, not going to re-write everything twice! Enjoy! * * * Talking Woman Problems One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!” So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, “Lets get a pair for each outfit.” We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.” I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, “WHAT?” I then said, “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?” Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either…but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her. ---
**Author:** ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talking-woman-problems-sfw/132586/2 "2006-12-21T17:46:15Z")
lmao thats funny…but so mean ---
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talking-woman-problems-sfw/132586/3 "2006-12-21T17:58:04Z")
Oh lady, don’t even start with the whole, feminist crap. I just spent a good few days writing an essay comparing two ‘feminist’ books for class… worst books e-v-e-r. Just finished, it was a torture. I’m just spewing with anti-feminist jokes right now… 😛 –Gabe ---
**Author:** ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talking-woman-problems-sfw/132586/4 "2006-12-21T18:09:34Z")
lol did i saay n e thing thats a feminist remark…i just said its mean…on both parts…both parties were cruel haha ---
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talking-woman-problems-sfw/132586/5 "2006-12-21T18:45:22Z")
> [@DJPyro"](#): > > lmao Nice one… What books? (English Major, living in a house full of fellow English types) I promised myself I would forget the names, but here they are, still on my desk. Amy Tan, Joy Luck Club Sky Lee, Disappearing Moon Cafe God forbid the next soul that has to do the same thing next year. (Senior, Highschool) –Gabe ---
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talking-woman-problems-sfw/132586/6 "2006-12-21T19:09:32Z")
I’m just so glad I’m finished… it was torture trying to relate to the 2 pieces… free for then next 2 weeks! –Gabe ---
**Author:** ![imported\_refused](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f14d63/32.png) [@imported\_refused](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_refused)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talking-woman-problems-sfw/132586/7 "2006-12-21T19:34:11Z")
hahaha, i gotta remember that to use against my gf… haha, nah i cant do that. ---
**Author:** ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talking-woman-problems-sfw/132586/8 "2006-12-21T20:25:49Z")
> [@ebay of the day](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ebay-of-the-day/527/2): > > I’m just so glad I’m finished… it was torture trying to relate to the 2 pieces… free for then next 2 weeks! > > –Gabe highschool sucks…glad im done lol ---
**Author:** ![XuperXero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ea5d25/32.png) [@XuperXero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XuperXero)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talking-woman-problems-sfw/132586/9 "2006-12-21T21:47:47Z")
^^ amen to that DOH, there’s still college… lol ---
**Author:** ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talking-woman-problems-sfw/132586/10 "2006-12-22T12:56:14Z")
ahh well we’ll see wen i get to college…im enjoying my time off