# tank slide

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974>\
**Category:** SON240sx Automotive\
**Created:** [March 28, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974 "2007-03-28T13:40:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974/1 "2007-03-28T13:40:41Z")

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perhaps a repost:

story behidn it?

i was bored in sweden one day and decided it might be fun to take out the tank for a bit of drift around the block.

and by tank i really do mean a tank with a big gun on it that kills people although i have no confirmed kills with this tank yet. my old tank had a bunch of kills with both the turrets and tractor kills (ie. running over them bitches)

> **[Hoon of the Day: Tank Drifting!](https://jalopnik.com/246521/hoon-of-the-day-tank-drifting)**
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> When you're a tank company of the Swedish armed forces, we'd imagine there's not much else to do but hoon around a frozen lake and practice two-track drifting techniques. Or, even possibly invent some two-track drifting techniques in your...

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**Author:** ![Cal](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cal/32/5505_2.png) [@Cal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cal)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974/2 "2007-03-28T17:14:41Z")

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**W**

**T**

**F**

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**Author:** ![a\_ahmed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/a_ahmed/32/5411_2.png) [@a\_ahmed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/a_ahmed)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974/3 "2007-03-28T18:28:22Z")

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gay

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**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974/4 "2007-03-28T20:34:47Z")

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rofl

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**Author:** ![roast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/roast/32/5498_2.png) [@roast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/roast)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974/5 "2007-03-29T14:36:37Z")

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> [@a\_ahmed"](#):
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> gay

That’s a life decision only you can make, I for one won’t judge you.

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**Author:** ![a\_ahmed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/a_ahmed/32/5411_2.png) [@a\_ahmed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/a_ahmed)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974/6 "2007-03-29T20:56:19Z")

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> [@newbie with old school z](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newbie-with-old-school-z/11901/3):
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> That’s a life decision only you can make, I for one won’t judge you.

wow i was touched by that

Does this make you feel better

PS - I’m married unlike your lonely ass :lol:

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**Author:** ![roast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/roast/32/5498_2.png) [@roast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/roast)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 4:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974/7 "2007-03-30T04:43:20Z")

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> [@more funny VW comercials](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/more-funny-vw-comercials/11907/6):
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> wow i was touched by that
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> Does this make you feel better
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> PS - I’m married unlike your lonely ass :lol:

Actually, I lol’d at your gif and then you took it personally.

=D

PS - You can be married and still lonely. If this statement isn’t true then why is the divorce rate so high?

PPS - In retrospect, I prefer my ass to be lonely since I’m not gay. I know gay marriages are legal in Canada and you should be “loud and proud”. Congratulations must be in order.

(pm’d)

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**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974/8 "2007-03-30T10:16:01Z")

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> [@more funny VW comercials](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/more-funny-vw-comercials/11907/6):
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> PS - I’m married unlike your lonely ass :lol:

My condolences.

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**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974/9 "2007-03-30T14:29:47Z")

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> [@The sabres suck.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-sabres-suck/11914/10):
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> My condolences.

x2

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**Author:** ![a\_ahmed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/a_ahmed/32/5411_2.png) [@a\_ahmed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/a_ahmed)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974/10 "2007-03-30T14:50:16Z")

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pshht bachelors 😛

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**Author:** ![lewtz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@lewtz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lewtz)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974/11 "2007-03-31T15:20:18Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/11918/4):
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> x2

x3

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**Author:** ![fastback240](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fastback240/32/5591_2.png) [@fastback240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fastback240)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974/12 "2007-04-01T09:35:45Z")

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all this after i get flamed for going off topic

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**Author:** ![roast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/roast/32/5498_2.png) [@roast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/roast)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tank-slide/104974/13 "2007-04-02T14:08:29Z")

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> [@fastback240"](#):
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> all this after i get flamed for going off topic

I laughed when you posted that, so emo. I bolded the text for emphasis…

WOMAN:  
Well, how did you become King, then?  
ARTHUR:  
The Lady of the Lake,…  
[angels sing]  
…her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.  
[singing stops]  
That is why I am your king!  
DENNIS:  
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.  
ARTHUR:  
Be quiet!  
DENNIS:  
Well, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!  
ARTHUR:  
Shut up!  
DENNIS:  
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!  
ARTHUR:  
Shut up, will you? Shut up!  
DENNIS:  
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.  
ARTHUR:  
Shut up!  
DENNIS:  
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! **Help! Help! I’m being repressed!**   
ARTHUR:  
Bloody peasant!  
DENNIS:  
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That’s what I’m on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn’t you?
