# Teach Me To Skate

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 29, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662 "2008-01-29T20:08:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/81 "2008-02-02T15:44:50Z")

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> [@cky89](#):
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> I had no choice to buy a VW? **No actually I was looking for an STi, but settled on this because I wanted to buy a car with the intentions of auto-xing the car and wanted to have a nice interior**. Seems like I got what I wanted huh? Sorry I wasn’t a dumbfuck who bought a base model 2.0 jetta. I know a lot more about cars than you will you worthless fuck.

you’re joking right?

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**Author:** ![94Blackls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94blackls/32/7322_2.png) [@94Blackls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Blackls)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/82 "2008-02-02T15:45:56Z")

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> [@layzie](#):
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> you’re joking right?

sounds like a joke to me, i lol’d

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**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/83 "2008-02-02T15:48:53Z")

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how can he even put a VW golf in the same caterory as a Subaru STI

what i think he ment to say was, i wanted a STI but settled for a VW golf because i couldnt afford a STI

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/84 "2008-02-02T15:58:31Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> TITLE: Teach Me to Shake.  
> BODY: [LINK](http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_10416~Michael-J-Fox-Posters.jpg)

That was cold. Funny, but cold.

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**Author:** ![ldiablo233](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ldiablo233/32/5035_2.png) [@ldiablo233](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ldiablo233)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/85 "2008-02-02T16:44:25Z")

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> [@ericvw7989](#):
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> i will next time i see your faggot ass you said the same shit to my buddy over the summer then seen us at southgate and didnt do shit…your a bitch im sorry… funny once you got a vw you thought you were hot shit even though you had to get it because you didnt know shit about cars seeing as you had a beat as talon that you could never make run fuck off faggot…why dont you go post on more threads and act like you know shit go fuck your buddie in his neon.

We prefer not to do it in the car…Too small:loopie:

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**Author:** ![ldiablo233](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ldiablo233/32/5035_2.png) [@ldiablo233](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ldiablo233)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/86 "2008-02-02T16:45:21Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> bike does win… cause boarders and fruit boots are faggots
> 
> therefore you = faggot too

Well then I enjoy being a faggot.

You stick your dick in the blender yet?:cjerk:

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**Author:** ![Carless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carless/32/5032_2.png) [@Carless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carless)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/87 "2008-02-02T17:13:36Z")

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> [@ldiablo233](#):
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> Well then I enjoy being a faggot.
> 
> You stick your dick in the blender yet?:cjerk:

WOW why are you posting in my thread???

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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/88 "2008-02-02T19:59:52Z")

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> [@ericvw7989](#):
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> cky89 you said for me to come say it to your face as in your going to do something about it…now you say fighting never solves anything…your real tough on the internet…you suck in real life just as you do on the interweb…must suck to be born a bitch

Call me a bitch all you want. I don’t fucking care, why? Because I know I’m better than you. Go back to highschool.

> [@layzie](#):
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> you’re joking right?

no

> [@layzie](#):
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> how can he even put a VW golf in the same caterory as a Subaru STI
> 
> what i think he ment to say was, i wanted a STI but settled for a VW golf because i couldnt afford a STI

What I think he meant to say was, he was looking for an STI, but then realized that there was no reason to have a car payment that’s twice what mine currently is to just want to auto-x it.

But hey, this comes from the kid who spent 20k on a 15 year old honda civic, so I wouldn’t expect you to understand.

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**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/89 "2008-02-02T20:55:23Z")

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> [@ldiablo233](#):
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> Well then I enjoy being a faggot.
> 
> You stick your dick in the blender yet?:cjerk:

if thats what you call your moms vag then ya we all have shits rough

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**Author:** ![Carless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carless/32/5032_2.png) [@Carless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carless)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/90 "2008-02-02T20:56:00Z")

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> [@ericvw7989](#):
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> if thats what you call your moms vag then ya we all have shits rough

LOL!!!

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/91 "2008-02-02T20:56:27Z")

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> [@ericvw7989](#):
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> if thats what you call your moms vag then ya we all have shits rough

youre a pussy too.

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**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/92 "2008-02-02T20:59:37Z")

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> [@cky89](#):
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> Call me a bitch all you want. I don’t fucking care, why? Because I know I’m better than you. Go back to highschool.
> 
> no
> 
> What I think he meant to say was, he was looking for an STI, but then realized that there was no reason to have a car payment that’s twice what mine currently is to just want to auto-x it.
> 
> But hey, this comes from the kid who spent 20k on a 15 year old honda civic, so I wouldn’t expect you to understand.

kev this is coming from a kid who was driving from stop sign to stop sign riding the clutch for a half hour in a vw at southgate…btw just so cky knows going to potter road doesnt mean you know a single bit about cars stop posting in every thread"if only i had the money" “if i had the money i would get that in a second” shut the fuck up you broke bitch…every fucking thread that gets open you gotta fucking reply to …you suck

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**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/93 "2008-02-02T21:01:44Z")

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> [@dirtye30](#):
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> youre a pussy too.

and you know me? …nope

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/94 "2008-02-02T21:02:56Z")

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> [@ericvw7989](#):
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> and you know me? …nope

i have no idea who you are. its just evident that youre a whiney twat.

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**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/95 "2008-02-02T21:03:29Z")

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> [@dirtye30](#):
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> i have no idea who you are. its just evident that youre a whiney twat.

yay

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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/96 "2008-02-02T21:04:10Z")

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> [@ericvw7989](#):
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> kev this is coming from a kid who was driving from stop sign to stop sign riding the clutch for a half hour in a vw at southgate…btw just so cky knows going to potter road doesnt mean you know a single bit about cars stop posting in every thread"if only i had the money" “if i had the money i would get that in a second” shut the fuck up you broke bitch…every fucking thread that gets open you gotta fucking reply to …you suck

Shut up you firecrotch bitch. I make more money than you, I’m smarter than you and I can drive way fucking better than you.

Ask anyone who knows me. Actually, no don’t because I don’t fucking care.

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/97 "2008-02-02T21:06:02Z")

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> [@ericvw7989](#):
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> yay

:tup:

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**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/98 "2008-02-02T21:07:27Z")

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you lost to a stock sunfire…im sorry …btw im really happy for your intellegence still doesnt make up for you growing up a bitch…if you make way more money than me then why do you always complain about not having any on here? keep running your internet tough guy act it makes you look extremely tough if thats what your going for.

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**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/99 "2008-02-02T21:13:26Z")

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carless i apologize for talking shit on your thread that kid just sucks

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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teach-me-to-skate/42662/100 "2008-02-02T21:18:08Z")

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> [@ericvw7989](#):
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> you lost to a stock sunfire…im sorry …btw im really happy for your intellegence still doesnt make up for you growing up a bitch…if you make way more money than me then why do you always complain about not having any on here? keep running your internet tough guy act it makes you look extremely tough if thats what your going for.

LOL @ I lost to a sunfire. I was at the top of 5th doing 120 and letting off and you fags passed me. We have 2 other cars that were there to prove this if you’d like.

Oh man I grew up a bitch, because you’ve known me my whole life right? Do you have a single legitimate argument to make? Seriously grow a pair a grow the fuck up.

Money? I blow most of all my money on car shit and credit card debt. I can complain all I want about not having any money. It’s not that I don’t have any, it’s that I don’t have the money to spend on other peoples shit. 90% of those posts are bumping a friend of mines for sale thread you dipshit.

Grow up, you make yourself sound more and more pathetic each post.

And on the clutch riding topic:

euro b o y xx: he said i ride clutch LOL  
dohc3s: Well, I cant say anything, but I have NEVER heard you ride the clutch  
euro b o y xx: thank you  
euro b o y xx: lol  
dohc3s: its not a compliment its truth, I cant recall a time at all  
euro b o y xx: funny thing is, me either.  
euro b o y xx: but i must because that little bitch says so, and he must be right. right?

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