# teaching the pizza boy to do burnouts **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [June 30, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037 "2010-06-30T20:16:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/1 "2010-06-30T20:16:45Z")
monday night, i was rollin kramer’s fenders so a few of us were hanging out, pizza boy asks us where 63 is (both 61 and 63 driveways aren’t on the road), we let him know, he gives them their pizza then we convince him to do a burnout: we then decide that since we are all hungry, and we need to get him to do a better burnout, that we would order pizza and ask for him to deliver it, so he comes back and we get him to do more burnouts: about 15 seconds later he comes flying back in the street, turns out he figured out why he was stalling out, his traction control was off, turns it off and then does a nice burnout: we have the pizza boy hooked, he is gonna be a burnout machine. about 10 minutes later, colonie police show up, tell use that the neighbors called reporting a pack of cars just raced up and down the street and then took off (he never once went farther then my driveway). we all laugh, cop chuckles, yetti states it would be nice if they just came and talked to us instead of calling the cops. cop agrees and calls my neighbors pussies. cop was chill as hell. we then finished our pizza. good fucking night. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/2 "2010-06-30T20:20:54Z")
epic, love that it still has the delivery magnet sign on there. ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/3 "2010-06-30T20:31:39Z")
hahaha this was sooooo funny. the kids tires are gonna be bald by next week ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/4 "2010-06-30T20:56:51Z")
:rofl, wish I was there ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/5 "2010-06-30T21:09:12Z")
definitely one of the most random hilarious things i’ve ever seen :rofl :rofl you didn’t even include the byanne part! ---
**Author:** ![justin2386](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin2386/32/6496_2.png) [@justin2386](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justin2386)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/6 "2010-06-30T21:22:41Z")
what pizza place is this? i want this kid to deliver my pizza! ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/7 "2010-06-30T21:23:02Z")
pizza was great, too!!! hahaha ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/8 "2010-06-30T21:25:32Z")
kid will be fired by next week :lol ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/9 "2010-06-30T21:32:55Z")
“Roads closed pizza boy! Find another way home.” ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/10 "2010-06-30T21:38:57Z")
:rofl Win ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/11 "2010-06-30T21:44:01Z")
Finally, some shit in Alb that’d go on up here, lol ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/12 "2010-06-30T21:54:19Z")
lmao ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/13 "2010-06-30T21:55:35Z")
That was awesome :rofl ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/14 "2010-06-30T22:39:11Z")
> [@My luck never quits \*rant\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-luck-never-quits-rant/33129/27): > > definitely one of the most random hilarious things i’ve ever seen :rofl :rofl > > you didn’t even include the byanne part! oh yea, this kid is dating ryan’s gf’s lil sister. :lol and the pizza place is just called new york style pizza its right next to mr. subb on 9r. when i drove by today his car was there but no delivery sign on top. ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/15 "2010-06-30T23:50:26Z")
Thats some funny shit! ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/16 "2010-07-01T03:04:30Z")
haha yes!!! thats awesome! ---
**Author:** ![LS\_WS.6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ls_ws.6/32/6563_2.png) [@LS\_WS.6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LS_WS.6)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/17 "2010-07-01T04:51:37Z")
priceless ---
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/18 "2010-07-01T05:35:51Z")
very awesome. he finally got it and it was good. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/19 "2010-07-01T05:42:03Z")
> [@Shreks boosted GSR Build](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shreks-boosted-gsr-build/32325/71): > > Finally, some shit in Alb that’d go on up here, lol U really love it up there huh? thats pretty funny. i have a comical pizza story pizza ordered with wings. pizza man show up 59 mins later. not only is he an hour late but there are no wings. i tell him the pizza is free and take the pizza from him. tell him we are not paying him. mini argument ensues. pizza is free /pjb like story ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037/20 "2010-07-01T06:23:48Z")
:rofl :rofl :rofl Josh is a good kid. Just needs some lessons is all. Fucking hilarious. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teaching-the-pizza-boy-to-do-burnouts/253037.md?page=2)