# Ted's Caving Page

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 6, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751 "2010-08-06T11:29:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/1 "2010-08-06T11:29:51Z")

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Wow. Old story. Never read it though.

Talks about a caver and his crazy find in a cave.

[http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/](http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/)

[stole from [sf.com](http://sf.com)]

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/2 "2010-08-06T11:37:34Z")

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didnt work for me

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/3 "2010-08-06T11:44:33Z")

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?

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/4 "2010-08-06T12:49:16Z")

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Ted, B and Joe are MIA as of 5/19/01.

holy shit, I had chills reading that.

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/5 "2010-08-06T12:50:44Z")

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So did I.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/6 "2010-08-06T14:03:32Z")

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wtf what a cock tease where did you read that? i dont even see that anywhere

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/7 "2010-08-06T14:06:08Z")

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It’s a good read, but fake.

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/8 "2010-08-06T14:11:35Z")

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never know 🙂

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**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/9 "2010-08-06T14:42:56Z")

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Yeah… Fakzorz…

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/10 "2010-08-06T15:31:36Z")

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Fuck, no page 11

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/11 "2010-08-06T15:34:53Z")

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Far too much to read, esp for a sucky story

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/12 "2010-08-06T17:04:39Z")

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Wow, that sent chills up my spine. Wonder if its true?

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**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/13 "2010-08-06T20:58:55Z")

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> [@Shady"](#):
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> Wow, that sent chills up my spine. Wonder if its true?

Copy and pasted after typing in “Ted the caver” in google.

“With a little research, I found that the original author of the Ted the Caver story is by Mr. Thomas Lera. He wrote this story sometime in the 1980’s. He was also a caver. He was born in 1900 and died in 1993. I do believe that it was formally published.”

At first I thought it could be true… Until the story said he blasted out of his house due to magical cave monster wanting to eat him to see the lights at outlook point or wherever “because he had to go”, where Joe was hanging out…

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**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/14 "2010-08-06T21:13:24Z")

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Biggest let down ever

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/15 "2010-08-09T06:07:36Z")

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> [@ninety1two40"](#):
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> Fuck, no page 11

Yeah how many other people tried to change the URL to page11.html at the top thinking the HTML for the next page button at the bottom was wrong?

:rofl

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/16 "2010-08-09T16:46:01Z")

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_edit_ I thought this was going to be some lame story of some hippie crawling into a cave and seeing a ghost. I was wrong.

This is interesting.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/17 "2010-08-09T17:57:31Z")

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That’s eerie how the rope gets sucked into the cave when they’re trying to escape.

Too bad it’s fiction.

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/18 "2010-08-09T17:59:16Z")

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> [@FS: FAST engine managment](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-fast-engine-managment/34187/5):
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> That’s eerie how the rope gets sucked into the cave when they’re trying to escape.
> 
> Too bad it’s fiction.

Sick ninja edit

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/19 "2010-08-09T18:16:47Z")

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I read that shit for over an hour and was convinced that it was N-F.

CSBS!

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**Author:** ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751/20 "2010-08-09T21:24:46Z")

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Fuck This Story!

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