# Teen charged after Cockslapping a Girl on the Schoolbus

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**Created:** [October 1, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278 "2008-10-01T14:26:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![RSeX119](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f9ae1b/32.png) [@RSeX119](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RSeX119)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/1 "2008-10-01T14:26:16Z")

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Mshroom Stamp! :haha

[http://www.wstm.com/news/news\_story.aspx?id=199022](http://www.wstm.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=199022)

> Monday, September 29, 2008 at 11:06 a.m.

> MEXICO, OSWEGO COUNTY – An Oswego County teenager is accused of performing a lewd act. The 16-year-old is facing several charges stemming from the bizarre incident.

> The Oswego County Sheriff’s department issued the following press release:

> On 9/26/08 at 3:35 p.m., a 16 year old male residing in the Town of Mexico was arrested for Endangering the Welfare of a Child, a class A misdemeanor, and Sexual Abuse, Third Degree, and Public Lewdness, both class B misdemeanors, after being accused of hitting a female student in the face with his penis after asking her if she had ever had a “mushroom stamp.” The incident occurred while riding on a school bus in the presence of other students. The youth was released on appearance tickets and is scheduled to answer the charges before Town of Mexico Court on 10/07/08.

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/2 "2008-10-01T14:28:16Z")

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LOL at the use of “mushroom stamp” in the article :rofl

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**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/3 "2008-10-01T14:29:58Z")

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thats funny as hell

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/4 "2008-10-01T14:30:40Z")

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mushroom stamp :rofl

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**Author:** ![RSeX119](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f9ae1b/32.png) [@RSeX119](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RSeX119)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/5 "2008-10-01T14:31:08Z")

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instant lols

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**Author:** ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/6 "2008-10-01T14:31:12Z")

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LMAO .This has got to be the first mushroomstamping to ever be in the news.That kid is now infamous! hahahahaha

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**Author:** ![4cedfed4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/6a8cbe/32.png) [@4cedfed4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4cedfed4)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/7 "2008-10-01T15:07:36Z")

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:crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup Fucking legend!!!

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**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/8 "2008-10-01T15:15:16Z")

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lost it at mushroom stamp hahahahahaha

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 5:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/9 "2008-10-02T05:00:55Z")

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i dont know what to say right now. im really at a loss for word and think its so funny but thats it downfall as well. i just cant laugh, just read it over and over and say “WOW thats awesome”

i think this is NY too, if it is its where my ex WAPCE mother lives.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/10 "2008-10-02T06:28:37Z")

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that’s some funny shit. they actually said mushroom stamp in the article

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**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/11 "2008-10-02T07:03:43Z")

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:rofl

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**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/12 "2008-10-02T08:28:42Z")

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the comments are as funny as the story… :lol

He’s going to heaven.  
Posted by God Almighty, Heaven - Wednesday, October 01, 2008 at 2:32 p.m.

The mushroom stamp is over the holiest of acts one can conduct while on earth. There are certain things that you humans can do to receive a “get out of jail free card” as you would call it in that Satanic Monopoly game. You can either die for me to show your love or give a girl a mushroom stamp in public.

He is now of the holiest of the holy. Condemn him for his holy actions and you shall all burn.

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/13 "2008-10-02T08:46:10Z")

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:umm

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**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/14 "2008-10-02T08:59:29Z")

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:crackup

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**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/15 "2008-10-02T09:01:30Z")

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:bowdown

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/16 "2008-10-02T13:53:36Z")

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roflmao best news article ever written.

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**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/17 "2008-10-02T21:00:35Z")

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> [@Wayne64SS](#):
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> roflmao best news article ever written.

+10

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**Author:** ![EJEvo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ejevo/32/6361_2.png) [@EJEvo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EJEvo)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/18 "2008-10-02T21:06:43Z")

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The only way I’m not laughing is if it was my daughter gettin’ “stamped”.

It isn’t, so :crackup :crackup :crackup

:runaway

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/19 "2008-10-02T21:10:50Z")

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> [@EJEvo](#):
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> The only way I’m not laughing is if it was my daughter gettin’ “stamped”.
> 
> It isn’t, so :crackup :crackup :crackup
> 
> :runaway

You are a great father

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**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2008, 5:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teen-charged-after-cockslapping-a-girl-on-the-schoolbus/239278/20 "2008-10-03T05:22:32Z")

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> [@EJEvo](#):
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> The only way I’m not laughing is if it was my daughter gettin’ “stamped”.
> 
> It isn’t, so :crackup :crackup :crackup
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> :runaway

how would you feel if you son did the stamping?

high five and pass him his first beer?? :lol

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