# Telekinesis - Who can do it?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 7, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264 "2007-04-07T23:04:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/21 "2007-04-08T11:14:51Z")

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hahaha no

If they could do it, they could become millionaires, easily.

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**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/22 "2007-04-08T11:19:10Z")

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Im not saying people can do it (nor can I)

But seriously, think about it, everything is energy,Movement, heat, etc. How hard is it that maybe, just maybe, the energy produced in the brain can eventually become strong enough to influence objects?

Open mind people. I bet half of you are also so arrogant as to think that we are the only form of life in the universe.

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/23 "2007-04-08T11:20:20Z")

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[quote=“ImportMuscle,post:22,topic:27264"”]

Im not saying people can do it (nor can I)

But seriously, think about it, everything is energy,Movement, heat, etc. How hard is it that maybe, just maybe, the energy produced in the brain can eventually become strong enough to influence objects?

Open mind people. I bet half of you are also so arrogant as to think that we are the only form of life in the universe.

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I agree. But I believe no one on this Earth at this time can do it. If anyone _really_ could they would be the biggest thing going on. Ya know?

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**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/24 "2007-04-08T12:20:25Z")

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Exactly ^^

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/25 "2007-04-08T14:21:25Z")

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[quote=“ieatpaint315,post:13,topic:27264"”]

Jack Black can. He’s killed a yak, from 200 yards away, with mind bullets. That’s telekinesis Kyle.

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:lol:

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**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/26 "2007-04-08T14:44:40Z")

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[quote=“ieatpaint315,post:13,topic:27264"”]

Jack Black can. He’s killed a yak, from 200 yards away, with mind bullets. That’s telekinesis Kyle.

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fucking lol

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**Author:** ![speedped79](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/speedped79/32/7491_2.png) [@speedped79](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedped79)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/27 "2007-04-08T15:04:28Z")

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i just tried it for like 5 min and didnt do it i did get a nice headache though

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/28 "2007-04-08T16:39:18Z")

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[quote=“evolve,post:16,topic:27264"”]

i say crab people will invade first

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dolphins will make us live in the water even before that

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**Author:** ![jeeves744](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeeves744/32/7619_2.png) [@jeeves744](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeeves744)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/29 "2007-04-08T16:42:43Z")

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[quote=“evolve,post:16,topic:27264"”]

i say crab people will invade first

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![http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/bios/bioZoidberg.jpg](http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/bios/bioZoidberg.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Roush97](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/roush97/32/7424_2.png) [@Roush97](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Roush97)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/30 "2007-04-08T17:30:31Z")

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[quote=“evolve,post:16,topic:27264"”]

i say crab people will invade first

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/31 "2007-04-08T17:37:09Z")

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the flying spaghetti monster wants to take me to dave & buster’s, but nah, i’m busy

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/32 "2007-04-08T17:38:05Z")

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i watched some chris angel MIND FREAKS!!! and they were all bologna.

the one where he tears the woman in half on the park bench was BS, it was obviously a midget, who the fuck falls for that?

anyone who believes in telekinesis needs a slap across the head

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**Author:** ![ugo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ugo/32/7430_2.png) [@ugo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ugo)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/33 "2007-04-08T19:40:09Z")

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Hey, my x-wife got me to move out of the house and she never lifted a finger. Does that count?:gotme:

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/34 "2007-04-08T19:45:45Z")

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I don’t think looking at something for a long time produces any energy. Unless people have some sort of sweet laserbeams that come out of their eyes that I don’t know about.

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/telekinesis-who-can-do-it/27264/35 "2007-04-08T19:54:06Z")

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[quote=“ugososlow,post:33,topic:27264"”]

Hey, my x-wife got me to move out of the house and she never lifted a finger. Does that count?:gotme:

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thats real magic :tup: lol

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