# Tesla Model S: 0-60 in 2.5s, 762HP (Now w/ Fart Mode) **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [March 26, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160 "2009-03-26T15:39:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/161 "2014-03-28T08:26:04Z")
Definitely a 3-ball hitch. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/162 "2014-03-28T08:30:13Z")
I want to know what the other thing was. lol ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/163 "2014-03-29T09:19:24Z")
Cenk is a total douche but even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while… [https://youtu.be/qfn2AFKGcCQ](https://youtu.be/qfn2AFKGcCQ) ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/164 "2014-03-29T09:51:17Z")
> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#): > > I want to know what the other thing was. lol 3 ball, concrete block, alternator were the 3 gif’s. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/165 "2014-03-29T12:33:26Z")
OK, random concrete shape. ---
**Author:** ![BigRon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@BigRon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigRon)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/166 "2014-03-29T12:59:04Z")
> [@Onyx Z32](#): > > These ALL look good :tup: > > They’re from Unplugged Performance: [http://unpluggedperformance.com/](http://unpluggedperformance.com/) Prices were more reasonable than I was expecting. Affluent customers and low volume; I expected much worse. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2014, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/167 "2014-03-31T07:00:31Z")
Musk was on 60 minutes last night: > **[Tesla and SpaceX: Elon Musk's industrial empire](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tesla-and-spacex-elon-musks-industrial-empire/)** > > So many children dream of fast cars and rocket ships, but few actually grow up to build them -- and change the world in the process ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2014, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/168 "2014-03-31T09:52:12Z")
Musk has the Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to billions. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2014, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/169 "2014-03-31T12:11:21Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > I’m a shareholder and TSLA shares are taking a beating this month. Before that they shot up like crazy. Still about 80% in the green since last fall though. No real reason this time though just seems to be a normal pullback. The cars are great and the owners I talked to when I was out there loved them. Actually, they were saying on 60 minutes last night that investors were nervous about Musk’s plans to build a battery plant. I wouldn’t sweat it, old people get nervous about technology. Musk has a knack for executing his visions and I’m excited to see where the battery manufacturing venture goes. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2014, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/170 "2014-04-14T14:10:24Z")
Saleen Bro: ![http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/z2m4igdy4vedh74p0ht3.jpg](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/z2m4igdy4vedh74p0ht3.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/171 "2014-04-24T05:53:19Z")
![http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--FCw2S6Yq--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/yw1701ze6t9nzt2qzzw6.gif](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--FCw2S6Yq--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/yw1701ze6t9nzt2qzzw6.gif) [http://www.palipost.com/breaking-news/naked-man-top-tesla-stops-traffic-pch/](http://www.palipost.com/breaking-news/naked-man-top-tesla-stops-traffic-pch/) ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/172 "2014-04-24T06:35:35Z")
News from Texas… All of the stored electricity in electric cars can mess with your brain and drive you mad. Don’t drive electric cars!!! ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2014, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/173 "2014-05-01T11:40:53Z")
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The crazies in San Fran: ![https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmfoE2pIYAA_3xz.jpg:large](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmfoE2pIYAA_3xz.jpg:large) ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2014, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/174 "2014-05-01T11:58:09Z")
![http://global3.memecdn.com/lol-wat_o_1722909.jpg](http://global3.memecdn.com/lol-wat_o_1722909.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2014, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/175 "2014-05-01T12:10:58Z")
I started reading it and chuckled at the ridiculous claims. As I continued it was clear that whoever wrote that is batshit crazy. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/176 "2014-05-15T06:59:39Z")
> **[What it's like to own a Tesla Model S - A cartoonist's review of his magical...](http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla_model_s)** > > I wrote a comic about my Tesla Model S. ^^ This is hilarious but too long to just copy here. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/177 "2014-05-15T07:02:48Z")
That Saleen one is amazing ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/178 "2015-03-15T14:18:08Z")
Interesting. ![http://www.nyspeed.com/pictures/tweet.jpg](http://www.nyspeed.com/pictures/tweet.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/179 "2015-03-15T14:25:06Z")
OTA updates for an all electric car is sketchy ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160/180 "2015-03-15T14:35:56Z")
> [@LZ](#): > > OTA updates for an all electric car is sketchy They do it every so often. But from a hacking standpoint… ![http://cdn.teslarati.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Tesla-Model-S-Firmware5-2.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/4/8449c579367a6214be4f3487e0654b1058b37905.jpeg) [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160.md?page=8) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tesla-model-s-0-60-in-2-5s-762hp-now-w-fart-mode/65160.md?page=10)