# Testing airport security, Spinal Tap style.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/testing-airport-security-spinal-tap-style/17061>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 6, 2006, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/testing-airport-security-spinal-tap-style/17061 "2006-09-06T13:57:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/testing-airport-security-spinal-tap-style/17061/1 "2006-09-06T13:57:48Z")

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[http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view\_thread&sort=active&head=1&thread\_id=68619#break](http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&sort=active&head=1&thread_id=68619#break)

“I have had it with the airport security checks. They make us remove more and more clothing, while letting us take less and less on board. Soon we’ll be shelling out $1000 for the privilege of traveling _naked_ in a _three-foot caged pen_. We won’t be allowed to eat, drink, or pee during the flight. Communication will be prohibited, except for furtive glances with the flight attendants – who, incidentally, will be _robots_ with _tasers”_

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/testing-airport-security-spinal-tap-style/17061/2 "2006-09-06T14:27:41Z")

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Haha, isn’t this the same guy who “stole” his own identity, and tried e-mail viagara in a church?

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/testing-airport-security-spinal-tap-style/17061/3 "2006-09-06T14:30:02Z")

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> [@FuzzyFish](#):
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> Haha, isn’t this the same guy who “stole” his own identity, and tried e-mail viagara in a church?

Yeah.  
That website is great for laughs

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**Author:** ![AngryHero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/angryhero/32/7495_2.png) [@AngryHero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AngryHero)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/testing-airport-security-spinal-tap-style/17061/4 "2006-09-06T14:37:07Z")

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prettyfunny