# Texas Inmate Pulls Out Eye, Eats It

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 11, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447 "2009-01-11T19:07:58Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Stippy17](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stippy17/32/6053_2.png) [@Stippy17](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stippy17)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/1 "2009-01-11T19:07:58Z")

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Wtf :rant:

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### Author: ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/2 "2009-01-11T19:50:22Z")

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🤣 retard

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### Author: ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/3 "2009-01-11T19:59:42Z")

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no longer is an execution date?

huge dumbass

or partial genius

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### Author: ![S10Blazed\_Si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s10blazed_si/32/5983_2.png) [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/4 "2009-01-12T07:12:39Z")

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1 bullet is the easiest solution here.

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### Author: ![tegSimple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d6d6ee/32.png) [@tegSimple](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tegSimple)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/5 "2009-01-12T07:57:50Z")

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:wtf:

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### Author: ![8Grand](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/8grand/32/5940_2.png) [@8Grand](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/8Grand)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/6 "2009-01-12T08:00:44Z")

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> [@The worlds most effective speed bump](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/19):
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> 1 bullet is the easiest solution here.

why, he ripped his other eye out before, he cant see now. I think thats pretty decent punishment lol.

I like how he ripped his other eye out and they still said he was competent enough to stand trial.

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### Author: ![S10Blazed\_Si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s10blazed_si/32/5983_2.png) [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/7 "2009-01-12T08:37:27Z")

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> [@like jdm goodness?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/like-jdm-goodness/39376/7):
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> why, he ripped his other eye out before, he cant see now. I think thats pretty decent punishment lol.
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> I like how he ripped his other eye out and they still said he was competent enough to stand trial.

Because he is obviously not right. He is a waste to society and is (was) already sentenced to death. Speed things up a bit and be more efficient.

Click. Boom. Done.

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### Author: ![dyingwish](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingwish/32/6041_2.png) [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/8 "2009-01-12T10:52:43Z")

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^^^^ Why even bother? It’s simpler to spend some tax dollars to keep him alive and incarcerated for life. :doh:

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### Author: ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/9 "2009-01-12T12:44:44Z")

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that had to hurt pretty damn bad.

but yea, high tree limb and a short rope. Bullets will get to expensive, you can reuse the rope and tree. 😃

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### Author: ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/10 "2009-01-12T13:30:41Z")

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wtf lol

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### Author: ![PurpleMongoose](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purplemongoose/32/3349_2.png) [@PurpleMongoose](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PurpleMongoose)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/11 "2009-01-12T20:08:39Z")

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So, they’re continuing to bother with medical care, food, water…why, exactly?

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### Author: ![Zack01GC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/12 "2009-01-12T21:10:07Z")

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Yum.

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### Author: ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/13 "2009-01-13T14:26:13Z")

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> [@Looking for this turbo flange \*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-this-turbo-flange/39380/19):
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> Yum.

i wonder if thats considered low carb or low fat hmmmm

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### Author: ![Zack01GC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/14 "2009-01-13T14:41:30Z")

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Maybe both? Delicious and Nutricious.

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### Author: ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2009, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/15 "2009-01-14T11:19:53Z")

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The man is appearently deranged why prolong his own suffering at cost to the taxpayer.however where do you draw the line.

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### Author: ![T34418L31](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@T34418L31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T34418L31)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/16 "2009-01-14T14:05:58Z")

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Eye fail to see a problem with this.

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### Author: ![Zack01GC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/17 "2009-01-14T14:09:11Z")

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Eye eye, captain.

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### Author: ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/18 "2009-01-14T16:37:31Z")

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Guess the will learn to keep an Eye on him?

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### Author: ![04liquidS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/04liquids/32/6002_2.png) [@04liquidS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/04liquidS)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/19 "2009-01-14T16:57:44Z")

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Om nom nom

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### Author: ![T34418L31](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@T34418L31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T34418L31)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/201447/20 "2009-01-14T17:15:13Z")

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> [@MagicalMarge"](#):
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> Om nom nom

Dom nom nom?

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